Have you ever kissed a girl robots
Made out with two:^)
Once, in a game of truth or dare at summer camp when I was 12.
My friends dared me to open-mouth kiss this girl, I said I didn't want to do it and would rather back out of the game because I was afraid I'd fuck it up. Everyone was nice and encouraging, saying shit like "it'll be fine" "it'll come naturally" "nobody's going to make fun of you", etc. (they knew I'd never kissed a girl before).
I finally gave in to peer pressure and did it. I had no idea what I was doing and it was very uncomfortable. The girl told me I "kissed like a suckerfish" and everybody made fun of me so I stopped playing.
It's been 10 years and I haven't kissed anyone since.
no, I have been hugged once and that is my closest female contact (that wasn't in my family)
>>24669995
Why didn't u just do it right?
>>24669861
I have kissed... 6 girls..
There was like 2, and then 3 year gaps between the last two girls and I pretty much forgot how to kiss.
Even more nerve-wracking than the first time it happened.
It's now been 5 years.
>>24670052
I know this is just bait, but I guess it just doesn't come naturally to some people. That's honestly one of my biggest fears in the unlikely event that I ever start dating someone.
I feel like I'd have to be totally up front about my lack of experience because it would become super obvious the second we started doing anything physical.
No, but that webm makes me not want to.
I'm 23 and zero kisses.
>END MY LIFE
>>24670118
Dude ur just autistic I think.... that shit normally just comes to people you just do what feels natural. If you think about it you'll duck it up
>>24669995
same here, It's been 8 years for me, i was 11
>>24670159
You don't understand anon, every girl kisses differently.
Everytime that you kiss a girl, it's your first time kissing a girl.
If you're extremely, you might land a few girls in a row who are into the same thing, but then you've wasted all of your life's luck.
>>24669861
Yeah.Over 10 years ago.
>>24669861
Yeah and I got a sore throat twice from it. what's up with that?
Yes. It was the best thing in the world.
Why'd she go lads?
i miss kissing a lot more than i miss having sex. i dont think i was good at either though.
yes
three times
groped them numerous times too
still didn't have sex and i'm gonna be a wizard in 3 months
I french-kissed a girl when I was 12 years old.
I tried to french-kiss a girl when I was 20 but it turned out girls don't kiss with their tongues at that age and I ended up licking her teeth and she walked away.
Haven't kissed a girl since middle school.
kill me senpai.
>>24669861
no
435tf
No.
Hugless virgin here
>>24669861
I haven't even held a girl's hand, and you have the balls to ask me if I've ever kissed a girl? You've got a lot of nerve coming to this part of the internet and posting shit like that, friend.
>>24669861
On the cheek.
No.
People who aren't kiss virgins need fuck off desu reeeeee
>>24669996
I never got how anyone can be hugless virgins. Like how much of a massive fuck up do you have to be to not get a single hug from a girl outside your family. I'm legitimately autistic and I got hugs from girls all the way up to the 2nd year of high school
>>24669861
No, gross.
Made out with a girl, in cliche fashion condoms fell out of her bag, and well...
>>24669878
>>24670396
>>24670428
>>24670431
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>>24670113
He asked robots, not normalfags.
>>24669861
Yeah, I've kissed 2, both of which were long term relationships. Its always meant something, and I've been told I'm a really good kisser. The trick is to freestyle and do it, or appear to be doing it confidently. If anything goes wrong or whatever, just be the one who pulls away and tell them they're doing it wrong and by talking to them, adjust their style of kissing so it flows better with yours. And most importantly, don't freak out about it, freaking out causes overthinking which fucks it up.
Before worrying about kissing, you've got to be in a positive mental state to even think about this. With a positive mental state comes confidence. You're sure of yourself and your actions. When you've got this, you can nearly do anything.
>>24669861
Sort of. A girl let me kiss her on the cheek when I was drunk.
>>24671032
tell me how you did that
seriously, no memes intended, i'm 21 and i never hugged a grill
Yes,a hooker it's the only person I've kissed in my entire life
Several. The last time was well over 4 years ago now though.
I've never even hugged a girl!
>>24671101
What's the point of asking if op already had an answer?
>>24671207
OP is a faggot.He should gtfo just like the rest of you normalfags.
>>24671032
>hang around nothing but guys in school
>leave school at 15 and be neet ever since
>>24669861
> Unable to afford dental healthcare
> Hit rock bottom
> Brush teeth/floss every day
> At face value; teeth look fine
> Two gaping cavities that always get food stuck in them
> Permanent morning breath
> Even when taking mints
>>24671164
Me too
Sometimes, I feel like I never will
How is it possible to never have kissed a girl? I am 5'5" with an average face and I've done it loads of times, as well as having sex. It really isn't that hard if you go clubbing semi-frequently.
>>24671156
To be honest with you senpai, I just acted like an autist, I don't know what else to say.
When I was in 7th grade I went to a local amusement park with some people from my Biology magnet(niche class you enrolled in school for) One of the grills runs up to me after going on the Cyclone and is all like "ooh anon, hold me"
< me internally, at that moment I became one with the spaghetti
>>24671253
Even during elementary? I had a grill chase me around the classroom trying to kiss me just because our birthday was the same day in 1st grade.
Maybe it's because you "found out" you liked girls too late. my first crush was a different girl in 1st grade
Yes, while my dick was pumping semen inside her raw
>>24671455
>Even during elementary? I had a grill chase me around the classroom trying to kiss me just because our birthday was the same day in 1st grade.
That doesn't happen to everyone.
I'm not hugless but i can easily imagine being hugless. The few hugs i got were unlikely and some of them came from a large effort to try to become more social, if you don't make that same effort it's not weird at all to never have been hugged.
>>24671436
Get out manletchad
>>24671670
> if you don't make that same effort it's not weird at all to never have been hugged.
But they kinda just came to me and all I did was be my usual intp autistic self
>>24669861
18 and no, thinking of killing myself
>>24671722
Are you arguing against something i said?
>>24671753
Why doesn't it just come to everyone?
>>24671101
>not going on dates with girls that are just as awkward and ugly and as fat as you, if not more.
How the fuck do you even do it? Like it literally makes zero sense to me. Does it just come naturally?
Sauce?
bloxxbloxxxx
>>24671709
I'm really not chad. I'm just not an autist.
>>24671820
Why doesn't everyone who buys a lottery ticket win?
>>24671876
If you are not ugly- go to a club and dance with a girl. If you repeat this often enough you will eventually kiss one of them.
>>24671865
They want average guys.
Once, it was on a NOLS trip when I was 18.
I thought we were just going in for a kiss but she started to make out with me.
yes
like with 6
but that was all in high school :(
haven't made out with a girl in like 3 years fuck
>>24671876
if youre asking how to do it
yeah you just like move your mouth and shit
and stick your tounge in there
maybe bite her lip?
>>24672081
Not ugly but i've tried dancing and it just doesn't work for me, there is no movement that comes naturally for me.
>>24672090
So you just have to go lower. Remember a girls status in society is decided by her looks. Mens is decided by a whole bunch of factors including how social you are.
So head to the bottom.
Yes. First kiss at 21. Only kissed that girl, though. She was my gf
>>24671436
>it isn't hard if go clubbing regularly
but I hate clubbing
>>24672139
my boss is woman and she isn't very pretty
she is a respectable superior and person, definitely not lower
>tfw 27 y/o KHV
still feels bad but not as bad as in the early 20's desu fa m
Yes I kissed 9 girls so far and the two first I was five years old and the last seven were all in a year's span
quite a few, but always drunk
p.s. i'm fickin clicking all the mountains!
>>24672139
As far as i know no girl has ever had any interest in me.
Guys that are uglier than me, 1 foot shorter, obese, has mental illnesses, are neet and shit like that has had girls like them but never me.
>>24672250
If you're so concerned about kissing a girl then rise above the shitness of clubbing. If you really don't want to then ask a nice girl out for a drink. You might get a goodnight kiss. This is advice is purely to get the KV monkey off your back.
>>24672124
Hmm that sucks. I suppose you could try and talk to girls in the club (maybe at the bar?) too. If you are charming/funny then you might get a wee winch out of it.
Literally about 50-60
But I'm still a mega-robot, trust me.
I had a chance when I was 14 or so but chickened out because I didn't know how.
>tfw i still don't know how to kiss
Looks fucking hard and confusing
Never hugged or kissed a girl. Barely even talk with them.
I'm 20... hero?
>>24670449
>girls don't kiss with their tongues at that age
what
Whenever the girls in high school were messing with nerds and teasing us I'd always end up being the one who got the good parts of the teasing, which at times consisted of kissing or being grinded on.
Just this year I ended up making out with my oneitis of 9 years twice, which was a huge step up from my usual life.
Still a 23yo virgin though.
yes. on dares when younger, my gf when 17, another girl later, a gf when 18 and frenched a modelfu on a party when she told me i'm really good looking. damn those were some skills back then. Didn't get a chance like this since i turned 19. All the good women are taken already. You'd think being handsome successful and myself would be enough to lose my virginity by now. Fuck life.
>>24672868
I've found that different girls have different preferences
No and I doubt I ever will now. I always sabotage myself because I'm a 24 KV and think girls will laugh at me or mock me.
My ego can't handle that.
>>24672952
>All the good women are taken already
What are you talking about? This is the strongest year of feminism and sexual liberation of all time, girls under 25 are having a field-day, they don't want relationships
>>24672988
Yeah, but not kissing with tongue is like not having sex... just weird daysoo senpay.
>>24670567
>435tf
Banned for robot evasion
>>24669861
kissing is literally my third favourite thing to do, after reading and smoking
>>24673054
not where i live tbqhwy family
>>24673067
I mean I don't really have a preference, I'm fine with both as long as she's enjoying it
>>24669861
Yes, while i was fucking her filling her with love juice
I've only ever kissed people while drunk (don't reee, that's all I get and all I'll ever get)
I really think my breath actually smells and people just don't tell me to be nice. I don't even have gingivitis or my dentist would have spotted it, I don't know where it's coming from but I can taste it in my mouth. I have a mint in my mouth most of the day because of this
When I was 7 years old I asked a girl if she wanted to have sex.
A few days later she arrived at my house and we locked ourselves in the bathroom.
She takes her skirt off and walks slowly toward me with her hands on her hips.
Before any thing happens I (being a pussy) tell her maybe we should just kiss instead (also I didn't really know what sex was). We snogged for about 5 mins and it was one of the greatest feelings of my life.
I'm 19 now and I'v never kissed anyone since (the closest I got too that was a blowjob from a tranny in Amsterdam).
>>24669861
Nope
>25
hugeless kissless virgin here
hmm shit
also while i was writing this i hear on the tv (my dad is watching the news, my pc isnt in my room) that some girls date guys and they get raped
stacys from 15 and 14 years old blow the fuck out
pic related is my face when
>>24674013
Came here to post thisBoy it sure feels awful!
a girl kissed me on the cheek about 6 years ago in high school. she was pretty cute and liked me but i was too autistic to do anything about it. her friends convinced her to kiss me on the cheek to show she liked me. i didnt know how to react so i didn't say anything and just walked away. now 21 yo kv waiting for death
In highschool my girlfriend would come to my house and she would jerk me off while I fingered/kissed her
>>24674311
Just a passerby but I went from no attention from women to regular normie conversation and sex at 25
I changed not having a job, and I grew a beard and got a decent modern haircut. Got to face it m8, you've got to put some kind of effort in to get something out
>>24674427
I can do regular normie conversation fine. I want a relationship. I don't want empty sex.
Regardless, not a thing matters unless you have looks and genetics did not smile upon me.
>>24674651
I'd say take what you are given. Plenty of nice girls think they need to give out sex first to snare a guy. Been with such a girl for 2 years now, and she's a good'un
Also my face is goofy looking as fuck without a beard too m8, I stayed clean shaven for years despite nobody taking me seriously. Jew genetics are awful
>>24672644
I can have drunken conversations but i can't do anything like flirting.
When i'm very drunk i can often get drunken conversations with guys and i can get the same kind of conversations with guys but talking to girls as if they were guys leads to the same thing as conversations with guys.
>>24669861
Yes and I liked it (i hope my bf don't mind it)
>>24671436
Easy. Just mind your own business.
I have been to a night club plenty of times, but girls there won't force themselves upon you if you just awkwardly hang around and drink overpriced pisslager.
>>24674870
If you're going to mind your own business, don't bother going out in general
People don't mind their own business these days, you're acting like your grandad when you aren't his generation. Maybe the gen after ours can mind their own, but not ours
>>24674870
Yeah, you have to be sociable/assertive when it comes to nightclubs. In general, girls who hang around in pairs or threes are there to pull and those in groups are just there to have a good time with their pals. I'm by no means the life and soul of the party or really attractive, but honestly if you just go up to some girls with a smile on your face and a bit of confidence and start dancing with them then they are most likely going to let you pull them.
>>24675090
Not the guy you replied to but whenever i'm out drinking i just try to have fun and have drunken conversations and never go out of my way to flirst and that has lead to that no that girl has ever had any interest in me.
>>24675090
>If you're going to mind your own business, don't bother going out in general
Sometimes you have to do it out of courtesy. I have been playing football since I was ten and it would be impolite to decline going out with your teammates few times per year.
>you're acting like your grandad when you aren't his generation
Yeah. My parents were extremely conservative and raised me to be the most boring person on Earth. I've got two brothers who are both completely socially giftless too. I don't know if they are both kissless virgins, but I think so.
>>24669995
>nobody's going to make fun of you
>everybody made fun of me
TRUST
NO
ONE
>>24675181
Escalating to kissing is the hardest part when you have zero experience, not getting them to dance or talk to you.
>>24675232
If you want drunken conversations just head straight to the smoking area and puff away dead slowly so you've maybe had like two over the course of a whole night, or even just the one
I spend 90% of my time at a club in the smoking area because its where everyone who got dragged to the club hangs out to talk
>>24675256
My parents were conservative and spergy but I didn't fail to pick up on social norms. I'm just riding the wave of social contact while slowly finding more people I actually want to hang out with. Otherwise its just long periods of inanity before you meet the cool people, I prefer to while that time away quicker
r9k really is dead
No. I've been kissed on the cheek by a non-relative girl though. This happened during late middle school.
I used to be the pussy destroyer in elementary, girls would literally chase me every single day and tell me that they have crushes on me. They always held my hand too and tried to make other girls jealous. Too bad i turned into a spaghetti lord and didn't accept Chaddom when I had the chance.
>>24675384
Been dead for years, friendo. Gaze at its hollow shell, its empty chassis.
>>24671156
if you have ever been platonic friends with a girl they love to hug and take pics all the time
>>24675331
I can get drunken conversations already. I do enjoy drunken conversations but i don't enjoy being a kissless virgin.
I usually have fun while going out to drink but there's so much more i want.
>>24669861
I only kiss my left hand.
My right hand, I don't trust too much. You're never too careful. See >>24669995
>>24671163
SSSSOOOURCE
please give source for this
>>24675992
reverse image search newfriend
>>24669861
What is the source of that webm
>>24675569
>tfw no good friends of any gender
yes then I found i was gay i dont need put with this shit anymore im free
>>24669861
No. I think I'll never know how a kiss feels like.
