Write me a haiku, /r9k/. Make it beautiful.
summer flew back south
and winter came; cold and bleak
(the world does not care)
I don't understand how to do it
To think that
it could have been better
whose fault it is?
ass ass ass ass ass
booty booty ass booty
i love da booty
>>24668448
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
much more to 4chan
go to other boards, they'll call me
"you dumb frogposter".
OP is your call
And so must I remind all
You are gay.
>>24668499
Second verse has 8 syllables, you should fix that
>>24668591
go on /r9k/
write something I think is good
nope, I fucked it up
>>24668448
>>24668464
Preferably with a reference to nature and the seasons.
Here's mine
He smashed his keyboard
Sweat pouring down his asscrack
The world keeps turning
>>24668682
Eh, you did better than the rest
>>24668407
Underground human
Writhing in the soft dark mist
Why do you not look?
>>24668726
Nice reference to weather or the seasons m8
>>24668773
>nature
>the world
I'm sorry I guess our planet is synthetic or digital
>>24668461
posting on here now,
are you? please come back to our
containment board, /o/
>>24668821
>I guess our planet is synthetic
white neon sun shines
and children hang plastic swings
on cellophane trees
>>24668884
it's fucking dead during the day
>>24668461
you didn't use an image with that
here's the correct one
So many shitpost.
A big river of feces.
Deluge of poo poo.
>>24668407
The tears still fall near
As I wait for summer rain
Come beautiful day
>>24668937
bretty gud
blox
Open a new thread
What are the neighbors up to
I'm not a robot
>>24669239
Thanks
>>24669155
This is a nice one
>>24669402
>I'm not a robot
You better leave this board now
Filthy normie scum
Crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal-uh
fear is how I fall
how is this not an original comment you robot twat
Not being her lover
Doesn't bother me, what does is
She won't know this love
antibiotics
suicide watch and toothaches
penetration angst
>>24668407
She keked me today
Tyrone did not get away
So in jail I lay
question lifes direction
distractions and shitposting
numb the pain away
Un feu brule, au loin.
Un soupir quitte l'homme seul,
Porte par le vent.
>>24669488
It's the captcha you dunce
Luna menguante
Ya no puedo ni llorar
Ha llegado el fin
>>24668937
yu like Radiohead?
>>24668407
Tears dissapear in the rain
The world bears the memories of pain
She will never know shame
my name is panjeet
i poo in designated
streets in india
>"You're designed to fail"
>A voice in my head whispers
>My life proved it right
>>24670271
Lindas lagrimas
Que no valen pa nada
Mariconazo
We are all robots.
Pathetic and desperate
We will die alone.
I woke up today
The cold was a reminder
That I was alone
>>24668407
my cat drops cat nuggs
my dog likes to eat them whole
why are dogs so gross
>>24670629
that would be a self-fulfilling prophecy fampai
you can beat it by asking the voice to predict the next number
https://www.random.org
The Screen is Lit
The figure is quiet and still
Outside, a leaf falls
We are just matter
Even if a human dies
He'll always exist
>>24668407
we are frogposters
this is a fun game o p
my desu senpai
>>24671445
Dude ouch man too deep
>>24670129
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
come on man, at least don't write it in german or whatever shitty language that is
>>24671492
Not deeper than my boredom.
Do I talk to her?
Might've said too much yesterday.
What do you think, phams?
Dearest Haiku thread,
Please do not wither away.
Here, for you, a bump~
i have no gf
suicide awaits me soon
goodbye, robot friends
Darkness is my bane
I want to get out of it
It's comfortable.
The life in Winter
Falls to Spring and Summer Heat
Snow must taste defeat
As cold will blanket,
Some find warmth in another
I find my pillow
out of the darkness
into a strange lonely world
a child alone
a mouse crept past me
this whole damn house is on fire
nigger had a match
>>24668407
It sucks being white
Niggers have bigger penis
Asians are smarter
>>24673577
Don't worry, my friend
I love all races the same
I love you too, mang
OP is a fag
This thread is fucking stupid
Go back to Reddit
Feels feels go away
come again another day
wojak is sick today
Misty mountain peaks
Somewhere an ice lotus blooms
Winter has arrived
After reading this
You will look to the number
Of these sweet sweet dubs
>>24673679
>six syllables on the last one
Faggot can't get it right
>>24673867
I look at numbers
I'm expecting fabled dubs
I have been lied to
Shadows on my face
Left me with no thoughts at all
Falling back to sleep
>>24673979
I wish to wake up
I haven't woke up inside
No one to save me
>>24673925
I know that feel bro,
I too was lied to like you.
Same, to be honest
Soon Winter will come
Let's watch the snow fall gently
Till we sink in it
I sell crystal meth
Punk and bald bitch work for me
Look at me, Hector
>>24674432
What is that, you bitch?
Do you think that's a haiku?
Don't make me laugh, sperg
>>24674432
"Till we sink in it"?
Um, are you even trying?
That shit is top cringe
>>24673979
>>24674015
Shadow the hedgehog
Is my spirit animal
Nothing personell
>>24674684
Fuck my shit up f a m
Not even my native Language
You autistic fuck
>>24674652
Get keked damn nigger,
At least I'm trying asshole
Yours are still pretty good...
sodium lights gone
walking downtown's not fun now
at least i've got here
ocha wa atatakai
fuyu wa oretachi ni ari
kanashimi ga modorimasu
-anon-kunI spent way too much time doing this, I hope my shitty grammar doesn't shit through
The earth breaths again,
the pained breath of a smoker,
who also will pass.
get old, get sadder
why am i still posting here
sleep softly, robots
>>24675450
Want me to read it? I like providing Japanese
>>24675933
what? I wrote it. I'm just not sure if it's entirely grammatically correct.
>>24675951
I meant read it. I-I like reading japanese. Sounds nice
>>24675979
oh.
thanks anon. sorry for snapping at you.
>>24675998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hCKuujTJ6f
here you go.
Ashamed and alone
All there was to do was fail
Curse this foolish pride
You think "Where is she?"
But you know just where she is
With Chad Thundercock
>>24676573
arigatou gozaimasu, anon
>>24668407
That date approaching
My dreams start to turn sour
Surely, God is dead
Fuck this gay earth man
Normalfags have stolen my soul
Soon they will come for you
I murdered a man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully.
I had a gf
She was an unfaithful girl
I should kill myself
INB4 edgy
mankind's bright sun,
its splendour and monument
falls always to the dark
my life is a mess
no one can help me through this
but why shuld they care?
>>24678433
if you wrote that yourself, good job
>>24678433
>falls always to the dark
One syllable too many, can do without the "the"
>>24668407
R9k is lame
But at times is beautiful
Normies get out re
My pizza roll
Fell most painfully onto
My hairy scrotum
winter day is swift
bright light over the water
the frog sinks beneath
What are you doing?
This board weakens body and mind
Get out while you can.
>>24678851
Never shall I leave,
For this is my true kingdom,
And here, will I die.
Like lightning you sent
Shockwaves coursing through my chest
And yet now you're gone
