Fapping Techniques thread?
Bonus points for home remedies. Hand is boring, sock is boring, into a wipe is boring.
What do you guys do?
>>24667325
stop fapping for a while
if it's boring, you're doing it too much and you're going to become addicted then go into a downward spiral (not just on your penis)
>>24667325
If you're not a cutlet, using lube is amazing. Just pull your foreskin back and use a gentle grip. Feels amazing.
>>24667359
Is once a day really too much?
>>24667379
i fap like 3 times per day, dont listen to the fuckin jews
from cp to beast, from teen to GILF's
>>24667379
If you fap every 2-3 days it'll feel way better, 1 week is the best. Try it, even if it's hard
>>24667420
How do you spice it up man?
>>24667453
THAT'S ALOTTA SPICE
>>24667506
This is a fapping techniques thread and you go at it 3 times a day?
Is it a handsy each and every time?
>>24667529
no always the casual right hand style, no lube no fleshlights
sometimes i tried to put stuff in my ass and fap, didint feel anything
>>24667420
>from cp to beast, from teen to GILF's
>from cp to beast
>from cp
>cp
Bruh...
Alright, tired of fapping normally. Someone gimme some ways to mix it up. If it helps, I usually masturbate dry, I prefer masturbating lying down, and I am uncut.
>>24668745
Someone help this man
>buy a dildo or something that has the shape of a dildo
>buy some condoms
>sit on it while masturbating
>ejaculate like its your last day on earth
Lotion, lotion always works. But don't do it all the time.
First time lotion is insane. Rapid mode unlocked. Once you're done with that, try an extremely heavy/squelchy amount of lotion.
But again, dont make that a daily thing, its' messy.
grab a banana, eat it, heat the peel up in your microwave and use it as a makeshift fleshlight
don't heat it up too much (just enough to warm it a little) or you'll burn your dick
>>24667325
Not to be that guy but if you've never tried wearing a diaper, cutting a whole out of the front, pulling your dick through it, and masturbating with your cock out and diaper on (especially with a little baby oil) you really should try it once.
>>24669330
What about us without microwaves?
My dad threw ours out cause of muh radiation
>>24669469
Read the post senpai
ok here's how I do it and it feels amazing each time
>fap once a day
>NEVER fap to 3DPD, it'll make you feel disgusted with yourself when you finish
>fap to cute, innocent stuff
>if I want to cum more I drink a lot of water beforehand, wanting to piss makes you cum more for some reason
>every time I'm about to finish I start going really, really slowly and edge myself to ejaculation so I can feel the cum slowly move up my dick
>doing it like this results in a much, much more satisfying orgasm but cums less than normal, leaving more cum for the next time and as such preserves that balls full of cum feeling
I do it like this everyday and I never get bored or dissatisfied
I like to hump pillows. I find that it's easier for me to get a rhythm going that way. Also it feels more intimate. Using my hand is boring, it just feels like I'm giving myself a handjob.
>>24669485
>NEVER fap to 3DPD, it'll make you feel disgusted with yourself when you finish
Not disgusted, but kinda bad. I close the tab instantly, the horniness wears off and you realize that's an actual person you just immediately disregarded the moment her "use" was fulfilled.
>>24668745
Do it in the shower.
I sometimes line a sock with a soft blanket. It stretches the fuck out of the sock, but it doesn't result in chaffing or anything.
You just put a sock on top of a blanket, towards the middle, feed a bit of the blanket into it, then go underneath the blanket and fill out the rest of it using your fist.
Probably doesn't work with small socks.
>>24669500
>it just feels like I'm giving myself a handjob.
Because that's literally what is it.
Come on man.
>>24669483
I did, senpai. Using a microwave isn't necessary. It just feels better when it's warm. You can use a cold banana, if you want.
>>24669616
I suppose I could leave it over the over, but at that point it starts feeling like a LOT of commitment to jack off.
>no suggestions for onaholes or fleshlights yet
Come on guys
>>24669657
Try a cold peel first, senpai. There's no difference apart from the warmth and a downside to warming it is that it gets too mushy/sticky
Btw, wash your penis immediately after you cum so you don't get an infection or something
>>24669682
You missed the "home remedies" portion of the post.
>>24668703
iktf why is everyone just ignoring that
Just take ya time relax search for the best vid you can find put ya pants over knees
Search on the porn site : jerk off instructions
Its great it gives you a hard orgasm
>>24667325
>long toothbrush case
>wad up a small ball of toilet paper or tissue
>put in on one of the ends
>place the entire thing in a condom or wrap in plastic wrap
>you now have a dildo
The balled up toilet paper makes like a dick head, it feels so fucking good. I can't believe I thought of this all on my own.femanon, inb4 faggot
>>24669787
Why can't you just buy a cucumber like a normal girl?
>>24669727
90% of those are pretty cringey desu
>>24669838
>only 90%
100% of them are cringey as fuck tbchwyf
>>24669882
That 10% was for benefit of the doubt, but yeah I can agree with you easily.
I fap 2 times a week to make my faps feel better. Only Mondays and Fridays. Although I haven't fapped in 2 weeks just because I haven't felt horny.
Get the water just right and it's better than a blowjob.
>>24667325
I rub my dick like it's a vagina. I know it may sound weird but it's how I've always done it.
>>24670937
Sounds complicated
>>24670937
>>24670989
Not only that but it requires the use of one of those fancy detachable shower heads. You only get that shit in fancy hotel rooms or something.
For those of you who masturbate lying down, just try it in another position. How the fuck do you get tired of masturbating anyway?
>>24671162
Anon detachable shower heads are not fancy at all.
>>24669260
why get a dildo when you can get a functionally shaped prostate massager?
>>24669725
I'm not gonna say bestiality is worse than cheese pizza, but it is weirder.
>>24669787
why don't you just ask the first guy you see to fuck you?
I can only do this every so often but when I do it's godly.
>smoke until every touch along my body feels foreign and my vision becomes slower and my feelings more intense
>lube up pic related with cute girl drool
>lube up ass and my aneros and slowly slide it in
>while I'm searching through my cornucopia of doujins I continually let the convulsions of my ass drive the aneros in and out
>after I have about 15 tabs of some favorite doujins open I begin sliding the onahole up and down, making sure to have the teeth just barely graze my tiptfw cut ;_;
>have Ear licking and anime lewd whispering ASMR on through my headphones for sound
>whenever I buck my hips into the sucking canal at the end of the throat it forces the aneros in and out
>cum buckets for what feels like ten minutes
>when I pull it off I begin gathering the cum onto my fingers and cleaning it off with my tongue until I'm hard again
>start fucking the sloppy seconds mouth hole to a different doujin until I cum again and the teeth rubbing against my still sensitive tip is too much to bear
>end up rolling my eyes into the back of my head and screaming/shuddering like a madman while I lose control of my body and spasm into that hole
>pass out
it's pretty cheap to get toys guys and you can order them online no problem. I live with my parents even, and I just had it delivered to the local post office instead.
>>24669787
Bullshit. Show me your cock, you gay.
>>24669330
How do you fuck a banana peel?
>>24671393
You live alone right?
try a dead hand wank famalam
sit on hand until its dead then wank and its like someone else is wanking you off
>>24669410
you're being that guy
>>24671476
Woops didn't read.
How the fuck do you pass out with a toy on your dick and cum everywhere and NOT get busted?
>>24671476
not exactly. I live in a separate building from my parents but still on their property. Therefore just buying a toy and having it delivered would be bad news.
>>24671509
Separate building, they respect my privacy enough not to come in (that didn't stop my mom from finding a bunch of pantyhose and stockings that I had bought with the intention of fapping into.
that was an awful experience
>>24671487
Nice meme lad.
Original comment
>>24671545
>Separate building, they respect my privacy enough not to come in (that didn't stop my mom from finding a bunch of pantyhose and stockings that I had bought with the intention of fapping into.
Godamn dude, you know it's story time now.
>>24671591
I like legwear. I purchased legwear online and picked up a small box of it, left it under my bed but peeking out and went to class. Left the AC on, mother came up to turn it down, found the box, threw it away thinking it was my sisters (she used to live here before I moved in). I know this because when she came back to pick up some of her stuff she had left my mom mentioned throwing out some of her stuff
>>24669606
Well, yeah. It is what it is.
>>24671321
Why not just get a real dick? faggot
>>24671659
Oh well that's not really getting caught. You got lucky all things considered.
>lay on two pillows
>put dick between them
>thrust until orgasm
never could understand using your hands. this way, I get a work out too
>>24669725
Because he likes it and nobody's here to judge. Beast is far worse, and GILF is worse than that, but I'm not judging his decline in taste.
