i havent pooped in 2 days you guys. what do?
>>24667093
Tfw haven't pooped in 8 days
>mfw I ate bean burritos 4 times this week
>>24667093
eat sauerkraut/pickled vegetables. even better if you can get them fresh and unpasteurized.
>>24667093
Drink some coffee and eat a tablespoon of coconut oil. Then wait.
>>24667093
i usually poop once a week
Eat lots of mentos chew lots of gum they have a laxative effect
>>24667093
>Bulls snapback
>Lakers jersey
I hate those kinds of people
>>24667093
Haribo sugar-free gummies. Two or three packets worth- it doesn't take much.
You will see God.
strong coffee and laxatives are your friend
Pull it out with your finger
>>24667093
1. drink coffee
2. shit
The longest I have ever gone without a poop was five days, at a renaissance faire.
Whenever I go camping my anus clamps shut, but as soon as I get home I give birth to the turd child.
Feels good man