Robots, Ive got a problem. This girl Ive been trying to get

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2015-12-01 18:11:40 Post No. 24666507
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:11:40 Post No. 24666507 [Report]

Robots, Ive got a problem.

This girl Ive been trying to get with currently doesnt have a job, and she's been shilling for Avon on Facebook for a bit of cash on the side.

As an excuse to talk to her and see her for fifteen minutes every week, ive been compulsively buying this retarded fat removal cream under the guise that my mom/sister/cousin wants it. Sometimes I pretend to negotiate on behalf of my fake sister to keep the ruse up.

Anyways, I checked my balance and noticed ive spent like $400 on this shit. I was saving for a ps4, only to have blown it all on having an excuse to talk to my crush.

What do I do with 400 dollarydoos of avon garbage?

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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:13:57 Post No.24666555
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:13:57 Post No.24666555 [Report]

>>24666507
Drink it all and kill yourself.
It's the only solution

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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:14:16 Post No.24666562
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:14:16 Post No.24666562 [Report]

>>24666507
Pour it all into your bathtub and take a nice fat removal bath then punch your balls for being so stupid

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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:15:40 Post No.24666587
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:15:40 Post No.24666587 [Report]

>>24666507

Rub it on your moms ass and around her asshole.

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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:20:53 Post No.24666679
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:20:53 Post No.24666679 [Report]

Re-evaluate your life choices.

Use it on yourself.

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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:31:54 Post No.24666885
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Anonymous 2015-12-01 18:31:54 Post No.24666885 [Report]

Personally Im thinking i should mix a bit of peanut butter into one of the lotions. Ill say it gave my sister an allergic reaction and ask to come over to test. Ill use the lotion on myself and have a very real allergic reaction. Shell have to drive me to the ER, and well get to spend all afternoon together.