Why hello there wagecvckies! It's the first of the month, and it might as well be a holiday for us NEETs, because we have all just gotten our NEETbux.
To celebrate, I went out and purchased a foot long subway sub made fresh, just the way I like it by a well qualified sandwich artist.
What are you up to today fellow NEETs?
Oh, I almost forgot wagies! Another day, another dollar.
Ciao!
I'm starting to think this is just Subways trying to advertise on /r9k/
>>24664979
Jared diddled kids. We're all lonely permavirgins with money.
Safe demographic.P.S. it's working. I want Subway now.
>>24664918
>220 dollars
lol I'd rather be a wagie than celebrate $220 a month and a subway sandwich.
Don't mind me guys. Just wageslaving away.
Oh woes is me.
>>24665108
Did you steal those shoes from a 15 yo?
>>24665108
Where do you work? I'm thinking of becoming a electrician myself.
>>24665133
No. I bought them with my "hard" earned money
>>24665108
>2 chairs
Oh boy we are dealing with a big fish here guys
>>24665175
There is no need to be upset.
I'm sorry that I don't fit into your little dream of everyone that works is a literal slave.
>>24665108
>boss walks in
>jump up in a panic
Looks chill though, you waiting for deliveries or cars to repair or something?
>>24664918
Cringing so hard at this post. I can taste your autism.
God I love these posts
You're doing well, subway
Everything about subway is super appetizing except for the food. I love the packaging and the image, the eat fresh slogan. Too bad the actual sandwiches suck.
>>24665289
Luckily the boss hardly comes out.
I just do equipment rentals. I load up their equipment and service it when it comes back.
>>24665419
Yeah I've worked as a gardener around places like that, lucky fuckers getting to sit around most of the day.
Then again I viewed my work as exercise, might as well keep fit during slavery hours.
>>24665133
>>24665175
>>24665289
dis damage control
>>24665472
>using the phrase damage control without knowing what it means
this damage control
>>24665143
You need a college degree for that.
>>24664918
bump for neet awareness
>>24664918
How much did you get for NEETbux a month?
I'm celebrating too at the money I got today! Oh wait, I earn that every day. In fact, I earn more every day than your get neetbucks in an entire month. How's life as a poorfag?
>Being smug about collecting welfare
this fucking board man, this fucking board.
>>24664918
can someone explain how paypal works?
would be pretty cool to have 10 dollars
>>24664918
Despite the obviousness of your provocative display of empty pride, I'll give you the honor of a reply. I'll have you know that by owning real estate, I could live off rent alone. However, such a life would be most dull and filled with nothing but watching decadent Vietnamese shadow puppet plays. Thus, given my education, I have the privilege of studying the human genome in correlation with the fatty acid metabolism.
Still, each to his own. If you feel your life is fulfilled solely by living off the government's charity, please, go on and disregard my reply.
As part of my amusement and smugness, you'll find attached a screenshot of a Vietnamese shadow play depiction of a girl of utmost quality.
>>24664918
What it do white ass cracker. It the first ofthe month, and it might as well be a holiday for us niggers, because we got us them GIBSMEDATS. To celebrate I went out and got me some dat kfc made crispy, just the way wes likes dat by Sharkeisha and Tay Tay.
What it do my fellow niggas?
Oh I almost forgot cracker another day, another dollar. Mub da mub dip ooga booga.
protip: it's just subway employees posting these threads
>>24667372
Why would sandwich artists want to make more sandwiches than they already do?
>sandwhich artists
That's fucking hilarious. Is a janitor a fucking stain overseer now?
>>24665108
Step back, son.
Real man at work here.
>>24667756
And what is that dream?
I also went to subway during my lunch break. I saw a neckbeard in front of me nervously stuttering his order. Poor guy. I think that was you OP!
>>24664979
tough luck, shit ain't working on me
I am a little hungry though, could go for something with chicken, maybe a little bacon, possibly some ranch...hmmm...
>>24667800
Thanks for buying his meal.
Not sure how you guys can pity us so much then get angry enough over our payslips to insult us? :S
>>24667783
Riding them rails, boy.
>>24667844
train conductors are literally some of the most fucked up people
I love these threads where idiots are proud of collecting their $400/month Social Security disability payments. They act like I'm paying for their way of life.
Couldn't be further from the truth, actually.I don't pay into Social Security.
>>24667862
>he literally runs over r9k for a living
Truly the most dangerous normalfag
>>24667836
500 worth of NEETbux isn't something to get my jimmies rustled when I can earn that money in 2 days.
Better enjoy that NEETbux before it all runs out and you have to wait until next month for a refill
>>24667862
What makes you say that, sport?
>>24667844
What exactly do you do? These pictures give the impression you just sit there.
>>24667905
Talk on the radio mostly on those trains, but normally I'm switching cars and working industries.
I should be filling out applications for work but instead I spent the morning sexting a cute Mexican boy and preparing a big breakfast. Cooking isn't hard, wagekeks just have NO TIEM WAAHHH
>>24667868
These pics make me want to take a picture of my desk right now where I have this thread on one monitor and wow on the other. But I'm too paranoid that I will not realize I have a phone number in view or something that will let people here doxx me.
>>24667844
This is actually my dream job, how did you get it?
>>24667961
By applying for it?
I didn't know anyone or anything. I liked trains, needed a good paying job, saw they were hiring in my area, and applied online.
>>24667917
How do you get this job
>>24667882
If your jimmies aren't rustled then why post the second sentence?
Something seems amiss here.
SIDF pls
>>24665108
That looks incredibly uncomfortable.
>earn shit money and could definitely earn more money doing the same job
>to beta to ask for a payrise
>>24667990
Pulling myself up by my bootstraps and hard work and perseverance.
>>24667950
Wagies are filled with wrath in these threads, I wouldn't risk it either.
>be NEET master race
>still eat fast food
I can see why OP is always a faggot
>>24667231
based landowner
>>24665372
You have to get pepperoni on everything. That'll make it taste good.
>>24667868
i assume as a engineer you have an employer and they are paying payroll tax. thus youre paying for SSDI.
>>24668049
I'm not an engineer and railroad employees don't pay into Social Security, lad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railroad_Retirement_Board
>>24667871
10/10, I had a mighty laugh.
>>24667871
I hated when I actually killed a guy, but I love when you rip someone's bumper off.
Their car is all messed up, and then they get the joy of being ticketed.
>>24668276
I wonder how people even get hit by trains, a few months ago a girl was at a red light just sitting on the track, and as the train came she just chilled and got t-boned by the train
>>24664918
I'm just sitting at my desk doing absolutely nothing making as much money in a few hours and a couple commisions as you got today.
>>24668276
You are the hero this board needs.
>>24668306
The guy we killed was actually hard of hearing/deaf apparently, and he was looking the wrong way, so I'll give him a pass.
But at any crossing that actually has lights and gates, there's no reason. Just slow it down a little and look both ways.
>>24664979
why would they care enough to do that on a taiwannese image board for pedophiles?
Silly wagies, all you can say is "hurr i make more money than you!" You do not realize that NEETs are the philosophers of our time, casting aside the selfish desire to make as much money as possible and instead living simply and devoting their time to their passions. I pity you, wagies.
>>24668825
How's that novel coming along?
>>24668825
But neetkek, everything you do is so you can fill your gut with chicken tendies
>>24668825
Fuck you.
I don't know why these threads made by pathetic virgins with no social skills get me so pissed off.
>>24668825
Yeah nigga?
This shit's so old.
Boy do love a foot long. The warm steamy shit of wagekeks is the only thing that keeps me going.
What do you hope to accomplish by posting this shit? I see threads like these everyday on here. Do you seriously think anyone will give a fuck? You are literally posting on a Mongolian frog trading forum. NO ONE FUCKING CARES
>>24667756
oh damn. is being a train conductor cool? i suck at college and i have been thinking about saying screw it and getting a real job
>>24668946
>I don't know why these threads made by pathetic virgins with no social skills get me so pissed off.
You must be even madder to learn that I've never had a job and fucked 100+ women and travel to 10 different countries.
I'm more alpha than you without being a wagekek.
>>24669075
Eh, I dropped out and wish I could have stayed in. The threats of furloughs, long hours, nights, weekends, holidays, and the danger of it all isn't for everyone. When you cut through all the bullshit it can be fun, however.
>>24668276
What are your hours like? How much do you make?
Subway is garbage. No wonder 98% of NEETs are fat.
>>24669166
I work on call, so pretty much all the time. 10 hour days are the norm but I do work up to 12 somedays.
I make $42/hr with $1900 guaranteed per week no matter how much I work.
>>24669200
>tfw 2% twink master race
too bad they can't give you a sense of fulfillment or purpose.
>>24665054
>P.S. it's working. I want Subway now.
Same. The only thing keeping me from getting a sub is my paranoia and spite at the possibility of being advertised to.
>>24669450
subway has chili now, also clam chowdah
>>24669504
shill pls if I want that I'm going to panera bread.
Subway is for subs, nothing more
>>24669206
That's fucking insane.
How old are you?
>>24669638
25.
Most guys out here are in their 40s.
>>24669718
I wonder if they envy you. Do you have friends on the job?
>>24669747
Yeah. I have fun most days. They envy me because I have like no bills or anything. Basically, I make stupid money for my age and expenses.
>>24669774
Yeah exactly. You probably live like a king.
Fucking I envy you.
>>24669788
I have a junky car, pay $260 a month in rent, and haven't cooked at home in a year. I eat out and drink all the time and buy guns and still save a lot.
But I still don't have a qt3.14gf
>>24669832
So....you live like a king.
Probably have a bitchin battle station to boot.
Describe a typical workday, I'm about to look up this shit.
>>24669867
Get called.
Have 2 hours to show up.
Talk to the yard master and get all of my paper work from the clerk.
Take a van ride if it's not in the yard or go get on our engine.
Go switch cars and work industries. I'm on the ground or riding cars for most of this.
If it's a road train we'll buzz the dispatcher on the radio and get our authority for the main and then start moving.
There are lots of little rules thay govern how we work, but there's no way to go into that.
>Firefighter
>Sit around and lift most days
>Go grocery shopping and check gauges all day
>Every once in a while there is a call
>After working a full day you get 48 hours off
Oh man boy does it suck being a wageslave.
>>24670083
is fighting fires fun?
Kek,
I actually collect neetbux and work a full time job.
I get paid under the table, but the shop is fairly slow.
I'm always the only one here and I just browse 4chan, play vidya/skype and watch youtube all day.
I've sent maybe three emails, rung up two sales and am getting paid $112 today for it.
I haven't even finished my high school credits yet.
How does it feel neets?
>>24670104
Yeah. Definitely can be dangerous and it takes its toll on the body after a while I have heard but I enjoy it and it is impossible not to make friends since you work so closely with everyone.
>>24670123
How tall are you? 5'9" here, they let manlets face the flame?
>>24670083
damn, here in my country fireworkers are voluntaries, but ive always tought it could be fun
>>24670151
There was a 5'7" Asian dude who I met that works at a station nearby so yeah I would assume you're good. I've only ever heard of departments turning down people who were laughably short, like 5'5" and under.
>>24670177
A lot of us are volunteers, I don't remember where but I read somewhere that here in the states something like half of the fire department nationwide is volunteer.
