>porn gives you false ideas about what sex really is
>hentai is so extreme that you can't even fap to non-hardcore porn
>bang girl in real life
>it feels like l fucked a dead duck
Fucking hell real women are shit. SHIT !
I used to be real nervous about the possibility of being a quick shot, but then I kept reading all these stories from anons who have trouble cumming from sex after years of fapping.
>>24664221
she acts as if she's a dead duck if you are shit or if she lacks the experience
>>24664254
>quick shot
All you have to do is stop for a few seconds or slow down, but okay lol
>>24664265
She literally wasn't moving. What the fuck am l supposed to do ?
I guess l'll just dump her
>>24664292
She probably wasn't interested in you desu.
>>24664292
It's actually the opposite for me because I started with rough sex.
When I have slower more sensual sex I cum really fast. only slow anal makes me last Long af
>>24664317
have to add, slow anal is the only type of slow sex that makes me lost longer.
Fast and rougher sex is easy for me to handle for a Long time
>>24664221
>be Virgin
>finally get bf
>2 years in we finally bang
>dark room we kept it moody
>he keeps just eating me out and rubbing me
>remember catching my little brother playing those meet n fuck games on the computer
>start laughing really hard because that's exactly what my bf is doing
>he gets weirded out and self conscious
>still a virgin because he thought I was laughing at his wang
>>24664314
>lifting to attract girls
>4 years into it
>go for the qt shy ones
>get one
>she's a literal robots that acts like l'm a stranger even though l'm her bf of 4 months and that we live together
>have sex after 3 months of waiting
>it's shit
>mfw
I want to break her heart so fucking bad that she turns into a cumdumpster stacy. I'm the only one caring in the relationship, she lives freely in my house and eats my food. This is too much robots
>>24664403
10/10
but you need help l m a o
>>24664403
>remember catching my little brother playing those meet n fuck games on the computer
>start laughing really hard because that's exactly what my bf is doing
haha oh wow
If I had a sex life would I really want only post marital, missionary, for the sole purpose of reproduction level of sex?
hmm, nah
>>24664441
She's fucked in the head
>moved in with you after 4 months
Yeah... She will probably accuse you of rape.
>>24664645
Nah she's cool, just weird
>>24664403
your little brother has great taste
>>24664221
who is this semon deMon, friend
>she will never bear your children
>>24664221
>hentai is so extreme that you can't even fap to non-hardcore porn
hentai makes all other porn look like dog shit
after you see enough hentai most hentai starts looking like dog shitI spend days looking for enough quality hentai for a single fap sessionsend help
>>24664666
Nah she's not "cool". You will find out soon enough. Probably your first relationship so I can't blame you for being naive.
>>24664645
so why do you want to ruin her life asshole
it's your fault for letting her take advantage of you
i hope she keks you.
>>24664732
A czech prostitute
http://www.sexwork.net/girl/32269
>be scared of penises
>think sex will be some kind of violent occurance
>turn 20
>finally get bf I'm comfortable with fucking
>his dick is 4.5 inches
>he wiggles away and tells me to stop if I touch his balls
>he gently lays there as I ride him for a minute and then he cums
That was sillier to be frightened of than a newborn baby bunny.
Why'd porn tell me that women were soft, sensitive, and the receptive partner?
>>24665017
nuh-uh, that's Jaye Rose, my friend
>non virgins on my r9k
Why do you come here? We get it, you're normies, why don't you go hang out with your normie friends instead of making us virgins feel like shit?
Seriously, go to another board already.
>>24665160
this tbqh
fuck this original posting crap. REEEEEEEE
>>24665160
>actually being insecure about your virginity
>>24665160
>Not realizing /r9k/ is all satire
>ACTUALLY being this pathetic
I bet you unironically post about Jews on /pol/ too, don't you, faggot?
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>>24664221
>hentai is so extreme
I only go for vanilla desu.
>>24665125
>women in porn
>sensitive
idk maybe you shouldn't be taking JAV so seriously
and I feel sorry for your bf, life must be torment for him
now that is what a female body shoul look a like!
>>24665251
Violent fucking of the urethra by giant insects or go home m8.
>>24664314
>not interested
>still has sex with him
Fucking whores
>>24664221
>porn gives you false ideas about what sex really is
Why the fuck are you watching boy/girl. For that matter why the fuck does anyone.
>hentai is so extreme that you can't even fap to non-hardcore porn
Maybe you shouldn't be looking at vore-guro-beastiality-reimpregnation mashup hentai.
>bang girl in real life
>it feels like l fucked a dead duck
Fucking hell real women are shit. SHIT !
Well obviously real women aren't going to hold a candle to 2d or porn in general.
For 3d I only ever fap to the most convincing amateur porn.
Professional porn is fucking vomit worthy, what's the point in such fake moaning?
>>24665423
what's the point of literally keking yourself by watching a woman produce real moans at the hands of another man?
the fact that professional porn is so fake is a big plus
>>24665268
>life must be torment for him
why?
>>24665482
>Would rather fantasize as someone receiving fake moans than real ones
>I'm the cook
>>24664441
Honestly just dump her and move on. She really isn't worth it.
>>24665125
You should try an eight inch vibrator immediately, just sayin
>>24665498
cause I also have a small dick and am a premature ejaculation and life is torment for me
Had nookie with a girl I know.
I think the best part is sorta eating the pussy, makes a girl convulse and squirm and start yelling out. Can't tell if its painful or just that good. Maybe its because I love eating pussy.
>>24665560
>am a premature ejaculation
your mom got memed on hard by your dad
>>24664221
Now guess how women behave during sex with Chad.
>>24664254
every single man on earth is a quick shot at least some of the time unless they use condoms. you expect to cum like a few times over the course of a sex session and it evens out. plus it's easy enough to pace yourself after you have some experience. don't worry brah
