One of my coworkers found out im virgin. How fucked am I?
>>24663180
Not fucked. Unless you've been going around talking yourself up as some sort of player.
>>24663180
She's probably informing the FBI that there is a class I threat level sexual deviant at her workplace and telling your boss that you're 'creepy' as we speak.
>>24663180
How did they find out? You must have told them
m2k is cute! CUTE!
By definition you are not fucked at all
>>24663180
>implying anyone really gives a shit about you or spends any time thinking about you
You're fine
>>24663198
even then he can just say oh well and brush it off
>>24663216
Good point, thanks. He just said he wants me to go with him to a prostitute.
>>24663180
I work in a restaurant in Paris my coworkers know I'm virgin @21 yo, we usually joke about it, we are pretty chill
>>24663180
why do you care? even? schwaus
>>24663241
He might be gay
>>24663215
Underrated 2bh f@m.
>>24663241
He sounds like a bro, and yes, possibly a little gay. Straight men don't care about other guys' virginity.
>>24663241
Sounds like a bro trying to help you experience life
No one will fucking care. Some will make a subtle joke about it, but that's it. The fact that you are a virgin alone will not get you laid easier, nor will it make it harder.
>tfw suspicions a co worker might be into you
WHAT. DO.
DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT. BUT WHERE THE FUCK ELSE DO I MEET QTS?!
>>24663242
Yeah, they must like virgins in France, I figure. How many they got, 72?
>>24663180
I decided to be open about it if it ever comes up.
Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
>>24663703
Do you want to work there forever anyways?
>literally staying single for your massa
>>24663527
>The fact that you are a virgin alone will not get you laid easier, nor will it make it harder.
That's just silly, it will have an affect just like getting a haircut or not, or what you wear does.
Some girls want to be a guy's first, but plenty of girls will expect a man to be totally comfortable when flirting.
>>24664897
Not really, maybe when I leave. Idk.
>>24664930
That ship will have sailed by then robot.
>>24664962
Yeah I'm aware. Ugh.
Fuck.
So? Back when I was 19, my co-workers knew about me being a virgin. I didn't try to lie about it. If they said "Why?" I just said because "I feel like it." Some of them just said "Saving it for marriage huh?" It's more about how you handle it.
>>24663180
four stock the pussy
>>24663215
rekt
blox.com
>25
>Age for virginity being a cute quirk or acceptable has long passed
>>24663241
My cousin said this to me when he found out I was still a virgin. I refused.
>>24663180
>How fucked am I?
Literally not fucked at all, fam8.
>>24663731
>just be like tyrion
Faggot
>>24663180
it worked out well for the guy in the 40 year old virgin
>>24663180
Being a virgin is perfectly normal you faggot.
Expect getting sent to sensitivity camp bro.
>revealing you do not participate in sodomy
>2015
>>24665230
Less than 15% does not fall into the normal category tbqh
>>24665264
>15%
It's like 3% if you're above 20.
>>24665230
Literally no person without physical or mental illness remains virgin past his teens. If there are exceptions they merely reinforce the rule.
If you are 20+ and still a virgin something was or went wrong with you.
>>24665207
Auyyyyyyyy trueeeeee
>>24665292
No it definitely isn't
I'm guessing 20-25% at 20
Maybe 5-10% at 30
Am 21 not Virgin btw
>>24665207
I love how that film implies the only people who could be virgins must paint model soldiers and collect star wars shit.
>>24665292
Depends on the survey/source, I used an average. There's a lot of gross people out there to be fair.
>>24665351
This was before 4chan and it was about a FORTY year old virgin.
Probaby fairly accurate tbqphwyfamily
im a virgin at 21. am i fucked?
If your fucked the Virgin thing is no longer a problem.
>>24665410
No, but you still can be
>>24663725
As a french robot, this meme must stop.
French girls in general are promiscuous sluts indeed (at least most of the middle to upper class parisian girls I know are), but it actually makes it even more unbearable for spergs who can't into dating or ugly bald manlets like me.
Fuck couples in the metro, cuddling and kissing in public. Also fuck all the niggers and sandniggers who not only fuck the country up but also steal our women brainwashed by the rampant cultural marxism.
>>24665439
>Wizards are the 1%
>>24665456
He was making a Muslim joke
>>24665079
>25
>age for anything being a cute quirk has long passed
>>24663180
so long as you know that's M2K and play Melee at tourneys you'll eventually be alright. Otherwise you're fucked and should kill yourself.
>>24665439
So 24+ is escort/suicide territory?
>>24663215
Chuckled t b h
>>24665550
wow that was sick from leffen and ice
>>24665050
lol m2k
(apparently not original)
>>24665538
it's cute if you're good looking and confident...wait not really, past a certain age it's undeniably creepy if you aren't Tim Tebow.
M2K was the orginal robot.
>you will never kuck a swede this hard.
http goo gl 69IScz
>>24663180
I told one of my coworkers I was a virgin once. She acted as if it were really not even a bit of surprise to her. That's when I realized how much of a loser I am, people who know me already expect me to be a kissless virgin.
> Genetically, I lucked out
> Thin, nice frame, good face, nice hair, 7+ inch dick
> Only look like shit because too poor to afford clothes + haircuts + shit that actually fits or isn't like over 10 years old
> Always moved locations, any girls that took interest in any potential were not my type/ I was not seeing the signals at the time
> Now secluded/ taking classes in courses that are 99% boys and 1% really unattractive girls
> Career opportunities opening up, $60+ jobs readily available
> 20
> Kissless virgin
Kind of want to see if I can make it to 25+ just to spite you faggots
>>24666001
$60k a year jobs*
Almost fucked up my bait
>>24663207
That's the Brave new order shit right their
>>24665559
I'm at that age and I can safely say being virgin is the least of my problems and hilariously, the most easily rectified (but what's the point?).
>Anon is a virgin!
>>24666081
>imagine him sitting right next to chad
>>24663180
What do you look like, this could be a good thing.
>>24663210
This desu senpai. No reason you should be bringing this shit to work regardless.
>>24665079
Virginity is never seen as a cute quirk or acceptable, unless you're a grill or a silent chad.
M2K will never win a supermajor with several top 6 players there, especially not if Armada's there.
Feel free to disagree but you know it's true.
>>24667501
>unless you're attractive aka not subhuman
ftfy
>>24665485
>tfw youre the wrong 1%
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE FOR THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE.
>>24663215
quite humerous
>>24663180
You're a creep now to her and you disgust her and she wishes you were dead and she'll cry fake sexual harassment on you to ruin your life for fun
