>tell mommy dearest I'm going to the gym
>pack gym bag
>fill water bottle
>head out of the door
>mfw enjoying 2 Big Macs for 2 euros right now
Who /deceiver of fools/ here?
>>24662641
>2 Big Macs for 2 euros
You what? Do you live in Lithuania, mate?
you are only deceiving yourself fatass
i go to burger king after i go to the gym
i'm skeleton though
>am expected to do something
>do nothing
/thread
kasfaskfaskfaskfaS
>>24662658
Discount coupons tbqh.
>>24662658
You piece of shit you better tell me where I can get 2 big macs for 2 euros in Lithuania I'm desperate here
The only person you're fooling is yourself, fatboy.
>>24662641
>mom forces me to go to swim club
>pretend to take the bike and cycle to the swim club
>don't
>instead, sneak and hide in the garage and play pokemon emerald for a few hours
>then, drench my swim towel and trunks with my water bottle and a little pee to make the smell more "authentic"
>come back home and mommy dearest asks how was swim club
>lie convincingly and show the evidence
>mfw
>>24662641
>be wagekek
>go into warehouse where no cameras are
>tell boss I'm arranging stock or something
Really just chilling and not doing anything.
>>24664035
>and a little pee to make the smell more "authentic"
Wait, you think it's normal to piss while swimming?
>>24664140
it is normal to pee while swimming. anyone who says they don't pee in the pool is just embarrassed and a filthy liar.
>>24664157
never pissed in the pool 2bh but shits like you are the reason why i don't go there in the first place
>>24664226
>arguing with liars
>>24662641
No anon, hit the gym please >:(
>literally the most robot hobby
>online multiplayer vidya is not enjoyanle without friends
>you can't play real life sports without friends
>you can still lift heavy ass weightd without anyone
