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Hello robots

since a while I live on my own but I really havent figured out yet how to buy toiletpaper without having people laugh at you. Right now I use kitchen towel and I just cut them in half but I was wondering is there any site that delivers this shit for cheap in an unmarked box or something?

Thanks for helping an anon out
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>>24661758
amazon retard
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>>24661765
but doesnt it say toilet paper on the box somewhere in case your neighbours see?
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Put it in the shopping trolley and send it through with the rest of your stuff. The checkout op won't give a shit because everyone does it.
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>>24661770
No, it will come in a box with amazon tape that does not identify its contents.

>>24661785
Also this.
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>>24661785
you mean steal it?
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I buy it on its own without loads of other items to try and hide it, no ones going to laugh at you stop being a retard
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>>24661785
You're fucking insane, everyone will just point and laugh.
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>>24661806
ok thanks I will try to order it from amazon then

i dont know what you guys mean with put it in the trolley, here you put everything on the conveyor except for very big things like cases of beer. If you leave toilet paper in your trolley it might look like you try to steal small items and that would be even more emberassing
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What, why would people laugh at you for buying toilet paper?
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>>24661821
Because its emberassing you dumb shit
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The problem with ordering it is that the delivery guy will know.
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>>24661821
They wouldn't, OP is just trying to pretend to be le funneh autist xD
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>>24661832
So they do write it on the box? That other anon said it doesnt specify the contents
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>>24661833
Well to be fair it's kinda emberassing. Like when you see a really cute girl in the store but then you see her having toilet paper in her trolley or basket at the checkout and you are immdiately grossed out by her. So it's better if people dont see it
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>>24661851

I think it's only you who gets grossed out by girls buying toilet paper, I have never herd anyone else thinking this way.
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>>24661887
Are you retarded? What the fuck do you think they do with toilet paper. Oh yeah, wipe their fucking ass after shitting

Imagine that next time when you see it and then you maybe know why its gross and emberassing

retard
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT OP HAS BEEN POSTING THIS THREAD OVER AND OVER FOR THE PAST MONTH
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>>24661926
nope i didnt
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>>24661758
you are truly hopeless if you cannot buy tp without giving a shit about what some wageslave thinks of you.

dont want some qt to know you're buying tp, fuck her, go to her till or puss out and go to a diff cashier

if they even think of laughing at you, call a manager.
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>>24661840
No but he will have a note specifying what is in the box
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>>24662055
its not only about the cashiers its also about other people in the store or cute girls
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>>24662087
hmm well for the delivery guy i dont really mind but lets say on the off chance im not at home when they deliver it and my neighbours receive it i hope they dont see whats inside cause i do got some cute girls living in my flat
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>>24661758
>toiletpaper without having people laugh at you

What? I don't remember anyone laughing at me for buying tp. Just go and fucking buy it.
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>>24662112
just because you are a social retard that doesnt feel any shame doesnt mean everybody is like that, some people care about how they look to others
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>>24662138

>guy afraid of buying toilet paper calls me a social retard

Do you also shit yourself when you order food little guy?
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>>24661851
Literally no one cares. You could go to any store and buy toilet paper, condoms, energy bars, and booze all at the same time and no one will bat an eye.

If they do come out of their cashier trance and actually notice what you're buying, then they'll probably just be jelly that you're buying stuff to have fun with or shit up a storm with while they still have 7 hours left on their shift.
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>>24662165
no but i do shit after i have eaten alot
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>>24661758
What the fuck, are you 12? Do you also get embarrassed when buying underwear because some cashier wageqeq will think you have an ass and a penis and stuff?

Holy fuck, kill yourself.
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>>24662188
clothing is not disgusting like poop is you dumb fuck
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>>24661758
Anon come on, everybody takes a shit f@m.
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>>24662188
I bet you would be embarrassed to by a dildo. This is what its like to buy toilet paper for us.
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I hope your mother gets cancer, you stupid little faggot.
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>>24662226
You must be in a lot of pain every time you leave a public restroom. They will think you poop and pee, that's disgusting! Better tell all my friends at school about it.

>>24662447
You can go to a sex shop far from your place and ask them to put it in a dark bag or something. It's not like they'll make fun of you and miss a deal.
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>>24661758
And this anon is why your life sucks beyond imaginable. This has to be bait no way someone could be so pathetic.
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lol fuck this thread. Now im gonna be self concious buying toilet paper.
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