Who here was #promking but now a robot.
>>24661286
At my school they gave the prom king to the biggest autist out of pity. Kind of felt bad for him at the time. But he's probably doing a lot better than me now.
>>24661286
i can tell you who was prom king and a robot
We wanted the prom king back like 10 years ago to be some autistic kid who wanted to be a bus driver so bad, like that was his only aspiration.
He would brag about riding the bus for free and wanted me to make him a mixtape, the best part was his bus pass said he was mentally disabled and that's why he got to ride for free.
He had the bus driver's jacket and had a really weird mustache that kinda made him look like mario.
The school wouldn't let us make him the king.
>>24661443
>really weird mustache that kinda made him look like mario
What's so weird about looking like brooklyns greatest plumber?
>>24661443
did he look like this
>>24661626
It looked like a caterpillar
>>24661631
I actually looked him up, here's what he looks like on some weird website
>username is bus234
holy shit
>>24661286
I was nominated for prom king as a joke. I walked the football field and everything.
It was a joke and I knew it, but I still went along with it anyways.
>>24661653
I can't fap to that.
Literally only spend my money on shitty food and alcohol
Nothing else
What can i spend cash money on ?
>>24661443
>>24661653
>username is bus234
kekekkek
>>24661286
I bet that bitch has a boyfriend and get chad dick everyday all day.
>>24661286
i was nominated. I had friends, I had a girlfriend.
then college happened and I got really depressed and isolated and developed actual alcoholism, not just normie "alcoholism"
like alone drinking alcoholism.
it got worse during law school, and now that i'm working for a mid sized law firm, I can tell people I work with know I can't handle it and as soon as I get my bonus this year, if I get my bonus i'll probably either be asked to leave or in the absence of that, take a long road trip out to mexico to buy some Nembutal to just end it.
I tried.
>>24661995
let this serve as a lesson, no matter how prestigious your degree or how proud you make your family, no matter how much you earn, or how nice of a home you own. You will always be a wagekek. you will never be happy.
>>24661831
use your autism to research the stock market and find some sensible investments that yield a decent return, continue doing this for 10 to 20 years and one day you will be a millionaire
