>tfw can't even jerk off in peace
So fine I guess I'm supposed to go through life as a 22 year old virgin. Cool. But I can't even fucking masturbate in my own house.
>share room with brother
>mom doesn't work so always home
>locks on bedroom and bathroom don't work
>wait till 3am when everyone is sleeping to fap in bathroom
>right when I find the right video mother has to poss
>pretend I'm done taking a shot
>I go back when she leaves
>Close to cumming when father has to use the bathroom
It's like a cruel joke at my expense.
Piss*
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>>24659924
Someway my parents walk by my room 100 times as soon as I pull my dick out
>shit head neighbors always hanging outside near my window
I know this feeling well, makes me angry as hell. I find drinking does wonders to kill my libido.
>>24659964
>you find new material that stirs up your lust
>hand is around your erect cock
>begin stroking
>hear footsteps coming your way
>>24659996
Why don't you just set up some curtains over the windows?
Or if you can't for some reason, then how about just nailing some flat cardboard over it?
I tried to solve this problem by doing it in one of the comfy public bathrooms at my school but it turned it even worse. A bunch of people coming in and it out or someone playing rap music on their phone in the next stall.
>>24660046
I have blackout curtains but I can still hear them like they're right next to me. Every damn sneeze, cough, and even sigh.
>>24659924
>what is tissues
>>24661158
That won't solve OP's problem, because
>>share room with brother.
>>24659924
just fuck your mom senpai
go out in the woods and fap.
>>24662063
Why not do it together? His brother must be doing equally contrived things to avoid being detected, why not embrace it