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>tfw can't even jerk off in peace So fine I guess I'm
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>tfw can't even jerk off in peace
So fine I guess I'm supposed to go through life as a 22 year old virgin. Cool. But I can't even fucking masturbate in my own house.

>share room with brother
>mom doesn't work so always home
>locks on bedroom and bathroom don't work
>wait till 3am when everyone is sleeping to fap in bathroom
>right when I find the right video mother has to poss
>pretend I'm done taking a shot
>I go back when she leaves
>Close to cumming when father has to use the bathroom

It's like a cruel joke at my expense.
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Piss*

[Spoiler]my correction is not original[/spoiler]
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>>24659924
Someway my parents walk by my room 100 times as soon as I pull my dick out
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>shit head neighbors always hanging outside near my window

I know this feeling well, makes me angry as hell. I find drinking does wonders to kill my libido.
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>>24659964
>you find new material that stirs up your lust
>hand is around your erect cock
>begin stroking
>hear footsteps coming your way
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>>24659996
Why don't you just set up some curtains over the windows?

Or if you can't for some reason, then how about just nailing some flat cardboard over it?
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I tried to solve this problem by doing it in one of the comfy public bathrooms at my school but it turned it even worse. A bunch of people coming in and it out or someone playing rap music on their phone in the next stall.
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>>24660046
I have blackout curtains but I can still hear them like they're right next to me. Every damn sneeze, cough, and even sigh.
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>>24659924
>what is tissues
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>>24661158
That won't solve OP's problem, because
>>share room with brother.
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>>24659924
just fuck your mom senpai
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go out in the woods and fap.
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>>24662063

Why not do it together? His brother must be doing equally contrived things to avoid being detected, why not embrace it
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