>tfw you will never have your dream wedding.
i saw an interesting statistic the other day. people who have expensive weddings are far more likely to get divorced than people who have cheap weddings...
When only 30% of people get married any more, when half of marriages end in divorce, when men pay 97% of all alimony, when women initiate 75% of divorces, and men are 11 times more likely to kill themselves in the year following divorce than women are, tell me why the fuck should any man ever get married?
>>24658605
I read that one. It also said that you're less likely to divorce the more people you invite into your wedding.
>>24658646
The only reason a man should get married at this point is if the wife will make more and there is no prenup. Otherwise no point in marrying as a male.
>>24658411
>wanting to waste money on a retarded bronze-age ceremony.
Kill yourself.
>>24658411
Why the fuck would anyone wear pigtails in the shower
>>24658411
Wannabe Stacy
Gtfo fag
>getting married
COME ON IT'S 2015
Never post here again please
>>24658411
>why won't chad commit
fix'd, the majority of "femanon" threads amount to this
>>24658761
I've worn a ponytail in the shower to help keep it from getting too soaked because I have long as fuck hair
pigtails under the showerhead is braindead retardation though
>>24658605
>People who value meaningless superficial shit are more likely to get divorced
Shocking.
Wanting a huge expensive wedding is a massive red flag.
Fapping over naked girl wojak has to be my most shameful fap yet.
>>24660486
I masturbated to derpina from the ragecomics.
>>24658411
>Woman's only deep thoughts are about her appearance and getting Chad.
Comparing the male and female shower pics is pretty telling.
>>24660514
>is pretty telling
both of these pictures were made by men
this is confirmation bias, anon. don't let /r9k/ retard pill you.
>>24660536
I know, I'm just fucking around.
I do wonder how different the deep thoughts of men and women are overall though.
>>24660553
It's a hard thing to measure because most of that shit is internal musings that have little to no effect on the outside world.
>>24660553
Oh, definitely way way different, the differences between men and women's minds have been studied to death and it's been demonstrated that women's perception of the world is inherently different than a man's, and vice versa (like, if a man and a woman lived an identical life to one another, with their genders somehow making no difference along the way, they would still think about the same idea in subtly different ways). Pretty interesting shit to read about.
The differences between being a man and a woman in modern society would definitely change things up a lot as well
probably phrased that like shit but it's 3 am here and I'm running on two days nosleep
>>24658739
>>24658646
Idiots, marriage is for children. Kids are a total no go for unmarried people, they don't have enough incentive to stay together and that doesn't lend itself to a stable family unit.
>>24660461
none of my friends are getting married and we are all in our 30's. marriage is archaic and the only ppl i know getting married are men that are pussied whipped. we have to stay reproductively competitive with the nigs and that means preggoing them up then dropping them off and repeat
>be male
>fantasise about marrying my waifu all the time
We would be so happy.
>>24658605
sauce for reasons please breh
>>24660621
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/13/living/wedding-expenses-study/
>>24658411
>falling for the marriage meme
Nothing says true love like $30K+ for ten minutes. Don't forget about that $6K+ shiny rock your materialistic bitch just absolutely has to have or she'll, like, totally die omg!!1! Because all the things you've already done for her don't mean shit unless she has a giant piece of carbon stuck to her at all times!
>>24658411
I'll give you your dream wedding tbqhwyfam. Don't feel bad.
>>24658605
>people who have expensive weddings are far more likely to get divorced
>>24658646
>when men pay 97% of all alimony
>when women initiate 75% of divorces
putting these three data points together paints a really awful picture of women. basically if you're a rich dude (capable of having an expensive wedding) it seems women will just marry you so they can later divorce you and collect alimony
>>24660679
All day, every day. Upside down shit.
>>24660687
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/3uwolt/my_sister_everyone/
and when the tables are turned they don't pay up.
>>24658411
>tfw you will never have your dream wedding.
It's funny how women, from a very young age, fantasize about a wedding without even knowing who they will marry. It's like the man is just a prop in their life goal. Women are more obsessed in getting married than getting married to the right guy. Hearing women say how they have dreamed about a wedding since they were 6 gives a revealing view on the female psyche.
>>24658411
I never dreamed of having a wedding. I just want to spend my life with someone and dream more about silly things like finding out what his favorite foods are and to master cooking them.
No idea why people want a big wedding and honeymoon when that money could be used to make your lives better and create many memories instead of one with relatives you never talk to and dry cake.
>>24660775
It's their special day for everyone in their life to only care about them. Women are attention whores. Their wedding is attention whoring at the ultimate level.
Similar things could be said about engagement/wedding rings. They are the most useless thing of all time, but if the man doesn't spend a fuckload of money on a ring, the woman usually won't be happy. Women are consumed by materialism from a young age.
>>24660460
>not putting it in a bun
roasties are fucking stupid tbqh
