>working on an essay 8 hours before it's due
>just finished two monster energy drinks in one sitting
>read on the empty can of the second one: "do not drink more than one can per day"
Am I going to die?
Some people drink like 4 cans of that poison every morning.
Most normalfags have 2 cans a day.
>>24658340
yes
goodbye anon
you had a good run
>>24658340
>been drinking 6 cans a day for the last ~2 years
>its literally the only thing that keeps me from being a walking corpse all day
my psychiatrist says that it can cause addiction. it probably does.
either way, its safe.
Make yourself puke if you feel that worried about it.
>>24658340
Wow. Just wow. Do you need help tying your shoelaces?
get back to writing your essay you little shit
>>24658340
id envy you if you did
>>24658533
Christ. You're looking at an early heart attack desu senpai.
>>24658340
holy shit, write your fucking essay.
>>24658340
You won't. I did this once on the morning of a final exam (hadn't slept at all) and it was alright.
Just don't drink a third one.
>>24658774
>friend has heart disease and anxiety
>we have an agreement with his doctor that we go get the heart check together
>mfw he says my heart is healthier than the average
ill stop whenever it gets bad, i swear
