>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, manok chasing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
+balut eating
>>24656552
Fucking hell OP, at this point you've got to be making some of these words up
Why go for a mud-skin? Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia. Go for a good race like Korean or Wapanese
i am all of those things.ill be ur gf i guess
>>24656672
every time he adds a new one i google it, so far they all come up as actually real things
>>24657015
Post a pic of yourself pham
>>24657015
no. then i couldn't make these threads
>>24657058
You're not me. You probably don't even like filipinas.
>>24656552
You again? Just go there already and get one, plenty of white guys have done it here.
>>24657015
post pic fa.m
>>24657037
>>24657236
can i post without timestamp lol
im hella greezy rn cus hot on the island
>>24657285
Just post a picture family
>>24657303
i am the one in the middle familiapreparing for major assblast
>>24657434I'd give you a major assblast
>>24657434
It's not that great of a photo. Post another one
>>24657035
Are they edible?
>>24657484
no
greedy senpai
>>24657434
Which is the middle? Are you the lesbian in the back?
>>24657513
Jungle Asians a cute. CUTE!
>>24657543
the one wearing glasses lol
>>24657559
Lol, I don't believe you. Where do you live?
>>24657578
lol ok
in san fernando city, la union
Daily reminder that jungle asians are just for faggots who couldn't go out and score a real asian.
>>24657600
Plz post a kik
>>24657600
Ur a qt. If you ever need a green card, hit me up. Are you always on r9k? How do you feel about these threads?
>>24657637
Too true. The smelly darkskin azns are for beta fuckboys that couldn't pull a real azn cutie
I'm allowed to talk shit because I fucked pic related
>>24657600
What the fuck are you doing on r9k
>>24657637
Yes, it is impossible that other people have sexual preferences that differ from your own. That is correct.
>>24657434
Ito ba ang iyong barkada?
Maganda ang kaibigan mo.
>>24657691
>I actually enjoy eating shit!
>>24657679
Sweet little 18 year old on OKC for the first time. Tight and juicy pussy, she loved being my little slut in bed
>>24657653
maybe if no bullies
>>24657659
ty lol. not all the time anymore since it kinda got boring after eggman shot up the normos. these threads make me giggle lol
>>24657434
>tfw i would unironically RAVAGE any one of these pinoy monkeys and would gf her and cuddle up with at night after slaping her around when i was slaying
one day ill arrive in the philippenes
>>24657682
fuck if i know dude
>>24657757
Plz stay in these threads. OP only posts that one pic, and I want to see more qt filipinas in the thread.
>>24657757
I won't bully you
I promise
>>24657703
oo. salamat lol
>>24657749
ay f@m, can i ask you
what are your stats? like how old r u and how good looking r u m8
u in pinoyland? how are u surviving there
i just wana go to pinoyland and get me a qt
>>24657823
Ilang taon siya?
I'm from Pampanga.
>>24657764
r u really that desperate senpai
>>24657434
OP here. If I ever go the Philippines again, I'll take you on a date. Feel free to keep posting in my threads.
>>24657823
Salamat pagi!
>>24657855
No worries familia
5'10", I was 23 when I met her. I wasn't ripped but I was lifting weights. I don't consider myself ugly, but I used to be fat and I'm still not used to being confident in how I look.
I've just started to give less fucks, and take it as a numbers game. The more girls I approach, the more I increase my chances of bending them over the couch and fucking them til they cum
I'm in America. California.
>>24657904
i have a genetic disorder that prevents my yellow fever'd penis from differentiating from light skin chink/jap/k hoes from darkskinned pinoy/thai hoes
>tfw moving to Phillipines as soon as I get this Internet money thing going good
I'm going to meet a qt girl, enjoy a brown stinky, almost paradise, and save money. It sounds like a good place for robots. Women throw themselves at you just for being tall and white, luxury housing for $500/mo, dining out every deal feasible on $10/day budget,the list goes on.
>>24658040
watchu making that internet bux from, senpai?
im thinking either online computer programming or poker or some shit
or fucking living with a rich pinoy girl or having a prostitute gf who works the street and together we spend her money on heroin and lie on top of eachother with her head on mine staring at the night sky
>>24658040
More like $3/day, when my gf and I went meals were cheap as shit if you're okay with street stalls
>>24658040
Does that mean a shit apartment is 350?
>>24657764
cum on over familia
>>24657781
shes breddy qtp2t tho
>>24657804
kawaiicumstains
>>24657855
stats: big faggot. im 18 and idk. ye im on the islands. its fucking hot as shit but you get used to it.
if ur tall and white u could score a qt here ez dude
>>24657902
18
>>24657931
o-ok id be delighted
>>24657931
You been to the Philippines OP?
>>24658344
Yeah Pham. Here's some Filipino money I had left over from last time. Hopefully I'll find a qt filipina here in the US, but I wouldn't mind going to the Philippines and going on dates with qt3.14s like that one girl.
>>24658291
Air matress fresh sheets and carpet shampoo
>>24657434
isa kang atensyon na puta
>>24658715
ediwow :^)
Where's that kik?
>>24657434
mfw brianna
>>24658759
padede
has anyone ever seen a legitimately qt Filipina?
No, halfies don't count
>>24657015
It's a trap, pamily.
>>24658905
>>24658759
sagot
>>24659374
yes ;_;
t. uni student in flipland
>>24659685
pics or it didn't happen. facebook pics work
>>24659668
ano lol
>>24659814
padede sabi ko
>>24660063
Lmao chill dude
Why does this thread show up every couple of days with, what looks like, the same text?
Thanks, Robot.
>>24659374
Taga san ka, bhie?
>>24656552
Fucking Pinoys are the scum of the dota community. I will never know this feel.
>>24661620
>same text
my mans
My Ex is a filipina. I love her.
My life is trash
>>24657507
some of them are edible, some of them are folktale monsters
>>24661620
>every couple of days
>same text
>implying the robot does anything
Your new is showing
>>24656552
this is becoming a spam it's not even funny
>>24664688
They don't even look the same
>>24657434
QT <3<3<3 marry me
>>24664762
That's because fat and older.
