Look who came back for my dick.
What do robots?
>come watch it with me in my bed :)
you are the most boring texter in the history of he world
>>24655938
>>24655948
Were you guys here for the last Tabitha thread?
>how about watching a porno in the mirror ?
Show here that you're a man of your word and go to sleep.
>I don't know. It's getting pretty late, you might wanna wait until tomorrow.
>>24656140
That was a month ago. When pic related happened.
>>24656178
>it's up to you
>leaving shit up to women
senpai, I..
>>24656178
Continued
Blocbloxblix
>>24656220
Right? She's missing out on the best person in the world right now.
>>24656231
> you wouldn't tell your cousin about tabitha
Talking in the third person?
>>24656178
>>24656231
>>24656253
>>24655914
WEW
E
W
Opie if this is an actual thing, how does it feel knowing that Tabitha has not only shared this with her boyfriend for a laugh, but with every one of her girlfriend friends for laughs as well
How does it feel being an inside joke for a group of stacies because you couldn't keep your fedora untipped?
>>24656324
In a thread about a month ago i posted screenshots and anons told me what to say. it was pretty funny 2bh pham
>>24655914
Check out my video
>>24655796
no
blox
no
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bumpbloxbloblxoblx
>>24656231
>that was my autistic cousin again
made me laugh
>>24657095
This happened right before that.
>>24657126
are you going to tell her to watch apocalypse now or what? can't you see this girl wants her beta orbiter back? she misses you man...
>>24657195
havent texted her, what do?
thinking about texting her
"yea first watch the regular version then afterwards watch the redux, that way you waste 6 hours and fail all of your exams you stupid bitch"
>>24657126
This is pretty funny man, keep posting. I think she texted you again because he beta r9k created texts you sent here were entertaining to her.
Keep it up buddy
>>24657230
well what's your goal? what do you want to get out of texting her?
>>24657230
Nah don't call her a bitch, but the rest is acceptable and lulzy. Just send that message as is but don't call her a bitch. From reading he post I get the feeling that the texts are supposed to be fedora "nice guy" stalker is and condensing to the extreme, bordering on obsessive and narcissistic. Like you are better than her and giving her great advice. Don't make the texts openly hostile, they have to be passive aggressive with feeling of superiority in them.
>>24657273
nothing, which is why i have not texted her yet and im asking r9k for advice on what to text
>>24657282
Wow, iPad spellcheck. Just fuck up my whole life senpai
sent her space. Lol
When she texts me "what"
I'll say that's all the fucks I give.
>>24657126
Just start quoting Macintosh.
>It's your move
>I've made up my mind
>Time is running out
>Make a move
>Oh, we can go on
>Do you understand
>It's all in your hands
>>24657318
Forgot pic
Blocbloxblix
say "sorry tabutha (spell it wrong on purpose) but i get really nervous around girls. You're the only one I can talk to. I may not look it but i'm actually a really nice guy. I think you'll like me once you get to know me, so just try getting to know me". If all else fails send a dick pick.
Never say anything direct to a woman. Ever.
>>24657376
>nice guy
Just give up, dude. She wants a dick but not your dick. Every sentence you start off with an I. You are too self absorbed to be a snatcher
>hayyyyyyyy tabby, its me again, gerald!! XD i was just wonderin if u wanted to fuck my boipussy so hard like my boyfriend does!!!! Hehehehehe
>>24657336
>not sending her corn
this is cringe shit right here. tabitha is too nice.
>>24656540
I'm not a decent looking white guy I don't think your video is helping me
>>24656231
>autistic cousin
>again
Show us the other times.
Alright anon, here's what you're going to do:
>go to this link http://www.dbot.us/
>feed everything she says into the bot
>???
>profit!
>>24657827
Fuck, I forgot to mention that you should reply with everything the bot says
Here bigger blux
>>24655914
I knew a girl named tabitha. Real crooked teeth, bad lisp.
Smelled my lap during gym class.
2/10
Would not text.
OP is acting like he's cool but he's a beta orbiter lol
>>24656231
>>24656253
>ASKING FOR FEET PICS
THIS
THIS FAMALAMALOO
THIS IS WHY SHE DOESNT RESPECT YOU OR CARE ABOUT YOU. BECAUSE YOU ARE A BETA CUKBOI
holy shit males who are into feet the BIGGEST FUCKING cukkies ive ever seen s.mh t.bh f@m
>>24657958
fucking amazing, even after the filter desperate newfags still insist on using their retarded nigger-slang.
OP you are a total faggot. She isn't crawling back because you deny you said those things
Obviously she's just bored.
>>24658003
it's especially pathetic since you can just capitalize Tbh and also i dont think baka is even filtered baka Smh baka Smh
>>24658064
You're right, baka isn't filtered.Baka
Started using the 420chan netjester instead of the bot the person linked on my most recent text.
>>24655914
ayyyy f@m, i gochu f@m
her new boy didnt work out. she wanted a guy thats better than you. she doesnt love you, she never had. you are her backup plan, f@m. its common for girls to keep guys as a safety net. fucking disgusting t.bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwFyjYQOV8o
>tfw no heavenly kindgom with a leangirl
>>7742561
>>>7742523
>>>7742431
>"TALK ON THE PHONE WITH BF WHILE DRILLED FROM BEHIND" on pornhub
>>24656036
Update me, anon.
>>24658077
Waiting for Tabitha to deliver.
>>24655914
You fucking tell her to watch apocalypse now because that movie is one of the best things ever made holy shit.
>>24657548
Thanks!
Cornblox
Anon from previous thread here
This chick's name is Ellen and you guys are in Ohio.
I have a suspicion I know this girl but not sure because you stopped answering me.
Pls help OP. Does she do theater and shit?
Pic related
>>24658197
youre a fucking asshole dude. why do you treat her like that?
>>24658197
if you can tell me without lying that you never thought about me while shoving your fingers in your little tight wet pussy, then ill stop asking you out.
OP doesnt know how to text a girl
>>24658442
Ayyy you in Dayton?
>>24658719
Nope, Cinci. Close enough that this makes me feel weird though. I'm not even sure why I want to know. I just have to know. Can you just post her middle and last initials or something?
>>24655914
>K.
>That's my favorite letter
>Why?
>The opposite reason why a pirate's favorite letter is R
You fucked up here OP. Instead of that pirate bullshit you should have just said "No, K.".
>>24658754
Nah it ain't dat Ellen
Ellen A M
>>24658821
well that's a relief
i have learned to stay away from any and all ellens
OP is retarded, seriously what the fuck
>>24659047
Alpha as fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Blocbloxblix
entertainment gold, OP
