>be me 1 year ago
>go to uni
> uni dining hall has vanilla ice cream, my favorite
>walking w/ roommate while eating ice cream
>taste something funny
>wtf.jpg
>find out its Vanilla Pecan
>try to eat around nasty ass Pecans
>roommate says to just fling the ice cream as high as I can
>Tell him no because I dont want to seem weird
>bite into nasty ass Pecan
>rage.jpg
>throws ice cream into air, watch it fly and come back down
>the most satisfying plop sound
>laughs uncontrollably all the way back to dorm
>continues doing this
>1 year later and Im still flinging ice cream everyday
>Launch nasty ass flavors like sherbet, pumpkin spice, and apple cinnamon
>Launching has evolved into a ritual that involves chanting and dancing
>Happens every time the dining hall has shit flavors
Should I be concerned r9k? Am I weird?
Hell no you're not weird, fuck.
If I could, I'd eat with you every day. Shit sounds like a riot.
Here's some stuff I used to do.
>used to not like grilled cheese
>whenever the cafeteria served it I would pull it apart and slap it under the tables
>peas
>would put them on my spoon and catapult them into throngs of people
>>24654801
>pecans and sherbert are nasty
>>24654801
I disagree with your taste in ice cream, but I generally approve of your course of action. Keep it up.
>>24654961
This is fucking gold, Im so temped to do this now.
>>24654993
They are fucking gross
>>24655056
Vanilla Ice cream should be the standard, but nope, that sherbet shit is.
Theres a circle where I live, that is the prime launching zone, everyone walks through it. I have more stories if you want.
>>24655100
>I have more stories if you want
Please share
>>24655100
sherbert is fucking delicious eat shit and die
>>24655125
>be at uni dining hall again
>they ran out of ice cream
>rage.jpg
>looks around for something suitable to launch instead
>roommate suggests mashed potatoes
>i like mashed potatoes but the dining hall must be punished
>loads a shitton of mashed potatoes into a cone
>walk out of dining hall with steaming mashed potatoes in cone
>walk to bus stop
>wait for bus to drop off students
>looks at roommate (he knows)
>roommate starts laughing
>Stare at roommate
>scream: THIS ISNT VANILLA ICE CREAM, ITS MASHED POTATOES
>launch mashed potatoes in front of the door that everyone on the bus gets off from
>everyone looks at me
>continues to rage, walks onto bus, takes seat with roommate
>roommate laughing his ass off
>people on bus looking at me
>wave bye to trail of mashed potatoes on the ground
>>24655244
anon, you're hilarious. good show.
>>24655555
Nice quints of 5s
>>24655555
I enjoyed your repeating digits
>not liking sherbert
You disgusting, terrible human being. I hope one day you get married and finally find happiness and build a family. Then your wife dies in childbirth giving birth to two beautiful twins. Then they get cancer.
>>24655100
> likes masterrace vanilla
> even has dubs
BE MY BF
>>24655709
You have to be a such a bitch to like sherbet. Its literally all sugar. No texture, no nothing
