Would you buy a pet emu?
>>24654096
I used to take care of emus when I worked at an animal sanctuary in highschool. They're chill as fuck, interesting to watch, and like being petted. I'd like to own a dinosaur someday, but you have to get more than one otherwise they get lonely.
Also I need an emu to help me fend off australian shitposters on /int/.
>>24654096
there's a farm a few miles from me that used to raise emus. I don't know if they still do, I don't go down that street very often. Every once in a while you'd see the whole flock of them (is a flock what it's called?) chilling in the field.
I've always wondered if I could get an egg and make a two-pound omelette.
they're fucking terrifying
australia was at war with emus once, we lost. so no i wouldn't fucking pet it you cunt.
>mfw an americunt calls an emu an emoo
>>24654176
They pretty much are dinosaurs, f@m. Them fucks and crocodiles.
>>24654482
>>24654176
the ones raised in captivity are pretty chill
the wild ones are fucking insane. you do not want to get near them
>>24654727
I thought it was like E-mew?
>>24654726
>Casualties and losses: 10,000 rounds of ammo, dignity
ayy lmao
>>24654663
Taking care of swans or asian silver pheasants is a lot more terrifying. They'll cut you.
>>24654775
Pretty much this. We raised them where I worked from chicks, and they got really attached to my boss who raised them and were fine. Grown up untamed they're fucking velociraptors who won't think twice about spilling your intestines with their claws. that being said you should still be careful and calm around them.
