How do you robots cope with the fact that you'll never be able to obtain a cute girlfriend?
I sleep a lot.
I also bang hookers. Lots and lots of hookers
>wanting a gf
You need to lurk more. You clearly don't hate women enough yet.
I don't really care to be honest. The whole reason why I'm not out having fun and living my life is because I'm simply not wired for it. I really don't have a strong drive to socialize or be around other people, and I've fully accepted that I'm destined to be forever alone. I'm sure that one day I'll wake up and regret all of it but at the moment I really don't care.
>>24653591
>Have date with qt3.14 azn tomorrow
>Last date we just held hands and looked into each others' eyes
>She's 5'2'', slim and slender
>Hella adorable
>This isn't out of the ordinary for me
>I'm a full blown normie with a nice backlog of romantic and sexual partners
>I came to 4chan from reddit because "le final boss of the internet" may may
>went from /b/ to /fit/ because I'm not retarded and I've competed in athletics from middle school through college
>Used to come here just to feel better about my life when I was feeling down
>Now I just come for the dank memes and because r9k is an anything goes fuckfest (tired of getting banned from other boards for going off topics)
>I've grown to resent "robots" for shitting up my original content board with their pathetic defeatism
I AM NORMIE
DESTROYER OF TENDIES
>Implying anyone actually read any of that
Wew lad
>>24653718
how old are you?extra characters
>>24653838
I have. Kill yourself.
>>24653718
>I'm simply not wired for it.
I envy that to a degree, I'm wired for it but I can't obtain it because I'm ugly as sin.
>>24653894
No, you don't have a date tomorrow. I have a date tomorrow. You'll spend tomorrow jacking off and trying to feel superior to some anon on the internet with le ebin english pedantry.
But because you never graduated high school you'll fail hard and chase your failure with cheap liquor and hot pockets until you pass out
>>24653993
Why would you brag about your life here? I honestly don't understand. I'm glad you are content and have a happy existence.
>>24654070
Why wouldn't I?
Original content board, bitch
