How'd the prom go, fellow robots?
it didn't
fuck being muted
I never even considered going to prom
>>24652588
When I went to prom, the music was shit, I ditched the foreign exchange student who was using me to go for free, and danced with my best friend who wanted to date me
I hate it
>tfw won prom king my senior year out of pity or as a cruel joke
Shit was pretty embarrassing really. They paired me with a girl who probably should have been with the retards but was just barely enough of a functioning autist to not cause too many problems in class.
>>24652588
>tfw went stag to prom
It sucked balls
I wasn't enough of a sperg to bring my DS like my friend though...
>>24652655
Same. Glad I didn't too. I was a poorfag and barely could have afforded it anyways.
>>24652588
I wasn't allowed to go. At my high school if you had one suspension/detention that semester you weren't able to go.
I read a book in class after a test, gotten written up for it and lost out on a nice piece of life. Even had a chubby ask me to go.
>>24652588
>be me
>get asked to prom by 4/10 chink
>peer pressured into going
>fuckmylife.jpg
>spend 200 on shitty rental
>sit on my ass while listening to shit music and pretending I was enjoying myself.
>>24652588
>bought my ticket and clothes, both together were a pretty hefty sum
>my best friend ditched me
>ended up not even going because my graduating class was full of chads and stacies, fuck going to that shit alone
>wasted all of that money
Fuck high school.
I've seen ridiculous requirments about /r9k/ before but if you went to prom you literally cannot be a robot
Well being an autist KV at age 18, my parents forced me to go. They knew very well that I wouldn't be able to get a date so my dad "set me up" with a "daughter of his coworker" who was evidently an escort, because a week earlier my dad asked me what kind of girls I was into and I told him petite brunettes with glasses, and that's exactly what his "coworker's daughter" looked like, plus big boobs and ass. So anyway before we went to the prom we talked and got to know each other a bit, then we took pictures and went to prom when we got to school, I chatted with my acquaintances who congragulated me on getting a gf even though they probably knew she was getting paid. I then danced with the escort, and then we had sex, and made out in my car, and cuddled for a bit, then she left. Two years later I bumped into the same escort on my trip to Amsterdam, and we fucked and cuddled
>>24652588
> going to prom
>went alone because I'm too fucking beta to ask anyone out
>all my friends spent the whole day spending money/dinner/picture taking with a date they didn't like in a shitty group
>show up feelin great after sleeping/eating/vidya/anime all day, everyone else is already exhausted
>everyone looks so nice
>take pictures and hang out
>qt girl I was crushing on calls out to me and we end up chatting the entire night
>got her number
Everything went better than expected.
Didn't go. Hung out with two other loser friends for the weekend instead. We all ended up fucking.
>>24653277
I wish I had a dad like that
>Go too formal because Ausfag
>Me and my best friend are cynical dicks the entire time wishing we never came
>Eat food
>It's shit
>Dancing begins and me and my friend haul ass to the toilets to be beta's
>School chaplain finds us and thinks we're doing drugs
>Really just sperging out
>Gives us 5 minutes to come out
>Friend and I mission impossible our way out the building and get picked up by his mum
>Go home and play WWE
It was alright.
Skipped prom so me and my then-gf could go to a motel to get drunk and lose our virginities together.
Alpha as fuck.
Was boring as fuck, sitting in my $100 suit watching normies dance to shitty music while staring at my phone waiting for it to be over
>>24652588
Thinking I went, ha. Ha. Ha. Dear god I'm so lonely. But in all serious I didn't go, I didn't even ask anyone, and I didn't even consider going because I had no one, well I had people, but I was just this ADD nerd with 0 self confidence. I think I stayed home and listened to angsty music alone in my bedroom well strumming on my guitar, but that's 4+ years gone now.
>>24652588
I lost my virginity.
I went three times, the last was very expensive because I contributed to the limo fund. Who here /can dance/?
I used to be scared to dance in public
>>24652588
I went twice, one time I went it was extremely awkward the first time dancing, and the other time I pissed my fat gf off because I didn't wanna dance.
Sheepfucker instead of a prom at school we had a ceildh which is fun as fuck because most of the dances involve groups of people so you can swing yourself and your mates at high speed around and run through archways made by everyone else with a qt.
>week before prom they announce over the school speakers that same sex couples aren't allowed
>I didn't have anyone to go with, but still, not going to go where I'm not wanted
>skip prom
>LDR tells me someday when we meet, we'll have out own prom
>dumps me before we ever did get to meet
>foreveralone for years since then
>>24652588
I'd dropped out by then
I was pretty much a housebound sperg at that point so no girl would have gone with me anyway
>>24653876
I hope you die in a fire faggot.
>>24653876
>week before prom they announce over the school speakers that same sex couples aren't allowed
What type of school did you go to? That seems a bit surprising tbqh.
>>24652588
I'm not sure what kind of answers you were looking for here, but like many Anons here, I did not go to prom
>Too nervous about seeing people who I had awkward/embarrassing experiences with (I was pretty edgy in an attempt to impress people back then)
>Didnt want to fork out the money
>Was far more content with being on the computer
>Went with girl from a different school
>didn't really know her just wanted a good time
>5 mins in and she starts eating my face
>become sort of a legend with how intense I'm getting with this girl
>do the do
>I haven't spoken with her since
>nice prom if you ask me fa mily
>>24652588
it was okay.
ate pot brownies and drank and saw/felt boobs for the first time.
made out with a girl in a bathroom and fingered her. lost my virginity to the same girl a month and a half later.
Got my hopes up since I went to oneitis's house and watched some movies beforehand. Once we danced at prom and I told her how I felt she laughed at me and called me names in front of tons of people. I was so embarrassed I barely spoke at school for the rest of the year hoping if I didn't engage anyone I'd be left totally alone.
>>24652588
I felt so empty and dead inside
>Not much friends to remember me (though I had many when I was much younger and had no social anxiety or paranoia)
>All the shitty memories and the things I could've had for six years coming out in my mind
>Feeling extremely jealous of other kids having fun
>Didn't dance nor sing
>Forgot to bring costume in muck-up day the day prior
>No one tries to take photo with me from other reason than sympathy
>Parents constantly embarrassing me
>Exams coming soon
>No optimism for the future
>Never got to speak to my crush to the end
(looked pretty in that black dress)
>>24653187
I went to prom with my then gf of 3 years. We lost our virginity to each other at her beach house when she was 14 and I was 15. I also played on the varsity football team while I was in high school and graduated near the top of my class.
>tfw you aren't lying when you fill in the captcha
>>24654051
Yeah how long ago was this? Or was it a Christian school
