YOU GUYS
THIS IS IT
THE NORMIES HAVE FIGURED IT OUT
THE FORMULA FOR HAPPINESS
ADJUST ACCORDINGLY
IT'S GENIUS
MASTURBATE TO ANIME
MASTURBATE TO ANIME
All checks out.
>>24652364
NOTHING
NOTHING
HOLY FEDORA IT MATCHES
WHY AM I UNHAPPY THEN? NORMIES ARE BUT BEE AND YOURSELF
>>24652416
ADJUST
YOUR TECHNIQUE
>>24652364
I don't actually have any responsibilities. I do things that entertain me, but it still doesn't make me happy. I am forever dead inside and I try different things that might take some effect in letting me feel emotion again, but i can't find anything that will.
>>24652556
AND YOU, YOU ARE ME, BUT DID YOU CARRY THE ONE? OR YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST SMILE, BE HAPPY FOR THE GOOD THINGS, ALWAYS LOOK TO TOMORROW, BUT LIVE IN THE MOMENT, BUT HAVE GOALS, BUT DON'T WORRY, BUT DON'T TRY TOO HARD BUT DON'T NOT TRY OK? AND REMEMBER TO SMILE
>>24652364
Things that make me happy
>having a girlfriend
>spending hours with her that feel like minutes on a clock
>talking to her and hearing the gentle sound of her voice
>holding her hand
>feeling her soft skin
>hugging her
>cuddling up next to her under the blanket on a cold winters day
>feeling loved and wanted
Things I do every day
>wake up alone with my arm around one of my extra pillows
>eat breakfast alone
>go to class
>workout at the gym
>come home
>study
>shit post
>get a text
>heart races
>"Your phone payment was successfully processed Thank you!"
>go to sleep
Adjust accordingly
>go online
>order helium tank
>shed a tear
>go to sleep
list 1
justifying my self loathing and constant apathy towards life with melodramatic ego centered masochism
list 2
browsing r9k all day
the normies are on to something!
>>24652829
What's the actual name of harold?
>>24652364
Normie hate aside, I could actually benefit from creating such a list.
>>24652364
Things that make me happy:
>vidya
>be a chad
>having a gf
Things i do every day:
>WORK
>WORK
>WORK FOR THE MINIMUM WAGE
fuck you, if i let my job probably i'll die in a week
ok, so
Reading, playing music, sex
Reading, I play less than before, no sex since June.
What now?
brah you guys just need to go out there and meet people, once you try it you get the hang of it trust me! It's so easy
>>24652697
>>24652785
>>24652829
>>24653041
>>24653087
>>24652556
at least we all have each other right? A community of lonely people, heh, and you guys aren't even as bad as people said you were
List 1
>sleeping and forgetting the pain
List 2
>wake up and remembering the pain
Only a helium tank will help me adjust accordingly
>>24652785
>>24653215
Helium bros, how bout a suicide pact? I'll bring along some nitrous and "it's a gas" ;) laugh ourselves into the afterlife
Quick, send this to all the psych wards and special schools across the world!
Finally, the cure s here!
>>24654330
>things I wanna do
not be an awkward kuk
not smell like retard
not give off retard vibe
not be retarded
i'm so retart
>things I do
be retard
>>24652697
Are you me? I mean I don't do everything and I don't know everything I might like but I'll give anything a chance, even just to ponder it. Everything is so fleeting and life is such a joke, honestly just live to live don't try to label it because you'll just be stuck in an endless loop of trying to "achieve" "perfect". Set the bar low and go beyond those limits and amaze people, like a retard success story. That's my plan anyway lel patent pending
>>24652364
so does anyone have any more cool funny normie pseudo intellectual or inspirational memes? Bonus points if NDT, cats, galaxies, hipster fonts and hipster pictures, minions, memes, pepe, and a chad/stacy. I'll allow parody and satire pics too.
>>24654679
I should have said or any of those things not and lol if an inspirational quote had an accompanying picture with all of those things it'd be overkill and look tacky
>>24654679
Just google inspiration or some shit
>JUST DO HAPPINESS ITS EASY
>>24654679obligatorytext:vyivuygvyugvvjhgv
>>24652364
Drop out of school? Assault homeless people? Eat processed shit? Play videogames? I wish.
>>24652364
so I almost told my cousin about my autism or at least I think I tried to subtly hint at it without full out saying it because I'm a pussy but maybe it was for the better, she just gave me this normie advice of "try focus on the good things in life, get out of the house more and breathe some fresh air, try hang out with friends. sometimes I take music with me and go for a walk and drink tea <3 <3 <3" she means well but I'm a robot and I feel depressed, and I don't wanna just will the pain away. can I just wallow for a bit ;_; and what do I even reply to her? I have something typed up but idk if it sounds sarcastic or not
>>24655013
but then again she's right because all I do is wallow because I'm always worried about something and always creating scenarios in my mind of things that I could possibly fuck up for myself, plus I read the news and I'm sccared of isis killing my family or gangsters taking my mom. it's just why can't she just not talk to me like I'm an asshole. I skimmed down what she wrote because it's a lot of fluff but she's not making fun of me right? She knows i struggle with being comfortable in my own skin and shit like remembering to 'keep myself happy' psssssshhhhhhh
>>24654825
dude just try it, all it is is sharing memes on facebook and getting the most likes on your pictures, all it is is being well adjusted and having people like you naturally breh
>>24654899
Thank you and thank you for the dubs, you are a gentlemen and a scholar and I do mean that
>>24654796
yeah but it's funnier if you guys mock them with me and add funny accompanying text ;_; come on man have some fun, how bout this one?
tfw no qt bf pig to cuddle me in my pen with me bcus I'm a loner 4chan pig
>>24652364
>make a list of things that make you happy
>tfw none
>>24655380
heheh u are qt u can be my accompanying loner bf pig, we can be unhappy kuks together
hey it's me, lip skin peeler eater girl, I showerd, I got better, all I had to do was sleep for a few days and share upbeat memes on fb and now i'm a well adjusted person again. ADJUST ACCORDINGLY
>>24655237
thanks
now i will overthink about how i will never cuddle anyone
>adjust the list of things that make you happy to things that you do, even though it's a terrible lie
that's what I already do, OP.
>>24655732
c'mon man you just gotta apply the "adjust accordingly" rule, change that you have no gf
step 1: leave the house
2: go out and acquire gf
3: be happy
IT'S EASY
>>24655732
> tfw that's exactly what I'm doing now :'(
>>24655818
did u try just being yourself?
bump for bee yourself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mya0sGGMx1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkVyLW5kJq
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>>24652364
>first list is nothing
>second list is life
smhtbhfam
>>24655498
sounds comfy tbqhORIGINAL GOMMENT
How do you tell the difference between what makes you happy and what you think makes you happy?
>>24656589
Your penis tells the difference between good or bad
>>24652364
>things that make you happy
having a gf
>things you do every day
not having a gf
I compared them but there's nothing to adjust
>>24652364
What if smoking Crack and starting fights make me happy? It doesn't really work for degenerates tee bee honest
>Make a list of things that make you happy
...
failed already. there's no hope...
>>24655732Where do you live? East coast?
>>24656467
grow up bitter and grumpy and hating the world
[together]
So I should do ecstasy everyday?
Things that make me happy
>kill niggers
>kill furfags
>johncena.jpg
>browse my meme library
>smonk weed
>watch TVFilthyFrank
>watch drive ins dineres and dives
Things I do everyday
>all of list one
I'm good
>>24652364
>Other people behaving decently and intelligently
>A mate who is sane and not a slut (and is a gay man)
>Shitpost and hate
>Hmm
Aha! I see what I'm doing wrong. All I have to do is change literally everyone on Earth's behavior for all time? Holy shit it's so simple. Why couldn't I have thought of this. Thanks normos!
>>24656972
Get a cute bf and ignore everyone else.
>>24657038
Sure I'll get right on that. Oh, did I mention I don't want a retarded pothead either? Yeah, there's that.
God why can't I just force myself to go out there and get what I want?because it doesn't exist
>>24656972
Dude it's really just that easy, all you gotta do is have goals and know what they are and then things fall into place and bla bla bla other crap that sounds good on paper
>>24657111
It doesn't even sound good on paper. If I was a teacher and got the kind of shit that normies spew as "advice" I'd give them an F and tell them to apply themselves. It's lazy shit.
>>24656972
Now you get it. Good luck, anon!
>>24657151
That's the spirit bro, question everything and fuck the normies because there is more beyond their shit.
>Things that make me happy
Playing RuneScape
>Things I do every day
Playing RuneScape
Who would have known self actualization would be so easy to reach?
>>24655061
>she knows i struggle with being comfortable in my own skin
Your cousin has absolutely no concept of pain, loneliness or social ineptitude as evidenced by that horrible answer. You might as well be a 50 year old incel asking Chad how to get laid.
Find a male friend who you can relate to on video games or something.
>>24657213
Same. Rsn? no balls
THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY
Skiing, cycling, browsing 4chan, hanging out with cats, having a qt3.14 gf
THINGS I DO EVERY DAY
Browse 4chan, hang out with cats
COMPARE LISTS
I don't ski or bike every day, and I don't have a qt3.14 gf
ADJUST ACCORDINGLY
I can't ski when it's not ski season. And I bike a lot, just not every day.
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
>things that make you happy
nothing
>>24652785
the things that make you happy are one of the saddest, most pathetic things I've ever read
>>24657257
she just shared this, and said "i'm such a hippy <3 love this side of me" she just kind of....fills me with rage
>>24658105
she shared this but I don't think she knows who that is other than 'le funny frog dude' from 9gag but still like
>reee
>>24658131
le funny may mays xD
>>24658157
awww and now she likes art pages that post art with 2deep poems accompanying them, she's an intellectual, guys
>>24658105
>whispering to trees, laughing with flowers
Do these people know how dumb and archaic this sounds? It's the same old shit that came with the Romantic movement, city kids yearning and pretend-worshipping an idealized image of nature.
>>24652785
sounds like you should
>acquire gf
to adjust, you fucking faggot
>>24658224
hahhaha picture some stupid white starbucks girl in uggs and a tribal print skirt wearing a flower crown sitting in a field laughing to a bunch of flowers, looking like a fucking crazy person "omg i got so in touch with my spiritual sideeee guuuys" also I can assure you that she does none of those things so idk why she thinks giving off the impression that she's that person means she is that, pic related
>>24658453
she's so troubled and deep u guys, she's just misunderstood </3 *a single teardrop in black and white and tumblr quotes*
>>24658547
this is "her", apparently
>>24658572
lol she's in touch with her funny side, don't you guys just think she's a creative silly spontaneous person with a fun personality? she likes to HAVE FUN
>>24658618
she's in touch with her artsy side
>>24658648
about her probably, she's seriously so speshul guysss
>>24658680
Some men will love you with short hair
While others will follow your locks and grasp your ends
Some will want you with bangs
Like in a Tarantino film
Some won't take notice when you changed from strawberry blonde to mineral ash
Some men will suffocate in your curls, at 4 am, when it's sweaty in summer
Some will pull them
And some will just stare
At your bare neck, in the sheets
In the rain
In a coffee place
At ten in the morning
With their hearts
Instead of their
Minds.
>>24658848
shit I forgot to post the accompanying picture
just typical attention whore shit "look at me boyssss! i'm so special and cool and shit and not like those OTHER girls!"
>>24658880
WOOOOOH YOU GO GIRL YOU SHOW EM #one day at a time
#things and stuff
#wowowow #stuff that is obvious
