who /body odor/ here?
For some reason my ass smells even when I clean it completely. I just shower after and even if there is absolutely no residue or sweat I still get the swamp ass smell. How could I stop this? I have no trouble holding in gas; it can't be that.
>>24650643
Did you forcibly hold your shits in during childhood to the point of constipation?
usually i get bad body odor under my arms even though I use deoderant
>>24650643
There's multiple bacterial infections that can cause this. Just go to a doctor.
>>24650684
What if someone did?
>>24650684
I did. Now please explain.
>>24650643
i used to suffer from this, it ceased after i stopped holding in farts and shit
plus now i dont give a fuck whether i stink or not, that might help you too.
>>24650684
not him but I always used to do this and I have the same problem
w-why?
Shave your ass hair
>>24650822
>>24650984
Why did you do that? Did pooping disgust you?
>>24651258
Social anxiety. I couldn't poop in school restrooms. So I held poops in all day at school, and often times I wouldn't have to go in the evening.
baby powder nigga
>>24650730
Do you know for sure? There's no redness and the real bad smells are preceded by a strong cheesy one.
>>24651006
What do those hairs do? I clean in the shower there is no fecal residue.
how do i shave my ass hair? like what is the optimal angle. also, wont it hurt really bad once the hairs start growin in?
OP here please help I'm so tired of people thinking I shit my pants. How do I know it's bacterial? There's no irritation but cheesy smell instead. I am extremely stringent to making the area completely clean in the shower every morning.
>>24651331
I did that as a young kid but not anymore now that the problem is happening for the first time.
SOMEONE SAVE ME THAT'S HAD EXPERIENCE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM
Apple cider vinegar seemed to alleviate it but not white vinegar.
>>24650822
>>24650984
>>24651331
>>24651595
You wrecked your anal sphincter muscles. Because of what you did during childhood, you must deal with a an unsealed ass hole and all its implications for the rest of your lives.
Welcome to the club.
>>24651744
This has only started happening recently. There is no looseness I have no trouble holding in gas.
>>24651763
That's what you think. I'm sure if you switched bodies with someone with a normal defecation ritual then you would be amazed by how well you could seal your ass and the other guy would be like, "WTF why do people keep saying it smells like shit when I'm around?".
All it takes is the smallest opening to release the fumes of the fermenting fecal matter so it permeates to everyone's nose in the room.
>>24651744
W-what? This is a thing?
>>24651744
Damn, that's rough
Maybe wearing a buttplug would solve the issue?
>>24651939
encopresis
I'm legendary at holding my shits in, don't know what you guys are talkin bout.
My vagina right now smells like turkey dinner. I just took a shower and wrnt to fuck myself and it smells like turkey gravy
>>24651442
I shave, and it doesn't hurt me.
>>24654175
you know what they say bby, tastes like chicken keep on lickin', a/s/l?
>>24651922
Couldn't you just clean inside?
Like an enema?
>>24654483
19 obviously f and Canada blushublushu
>>24651744
>>24651922
I went 3 weeks without a shit when I was 13, when problems started and I quit uni because of it. I usually take a shit once every 4 to 5 days, pls help.
>>24654573
19 M in British Columbia, I also made 80k last year and will probably make a bit more by the end of this year. We should fuck if you're not fat.
>>24654705
5'1" 99lbs sounds perfect. I'm into a lot of kinky shit though
>>24654705
I'm from the UK. Is BC as beautiful, and lush as I think it is? Is it basically one big, lovely forest?
>>24654797
>99lbs
Holy shit that's great, won't fuck girls over 100lbs. Don't worry I'll toss you around like a doll and choke you out. Where in the lower mainland are you?
>>24654809
We have a lot of rain, a lot of mountains and a lot of trees, it's quite beautiful outside the city's really.
pic related right off our provincial tourism site.
you stink because of bacteria
use soap, not bodywash
yes, they're different
>>24654880
Coquitlam
Will you bruise me and make me choke on your cock? While calling me a worthless slut cumming on my face and then slapping me as hard as you can because i messed up my makeup? Important questions here.
I imagine r9k smells like fat, mixed with abject failure, mixed with basement funk, with a light dusting of Axe on top.
>>24655023
Cool, I'm in Langley, post a pic of your tits/ face whatever and I'll see if you're worth me coming up there.
>Will you bruise me and make me choke on your cock? While calling me a worthless slut cumming on my face and then slapping me as hard as you can because i messed up my makeup?
I'll practically be raping you, you'll be my good little cum dumpster slut. Also I'll cum inside of you afterwards tbqh.
>>24655023
>>24655181
D E G E N E R A T E S (tbqh)
>>24655222
lol dude you jealous I can pick up sluts in a thread about smelling like shit?
>>24655232
implying sluts are hard to pick up
>>24655232
in fact, implying "she" is even a slut and not a 270lb guy
>>24655254
Then why aren't you doing it bud?
>>24655268
Implying I haven't been samefagging the whole time.
>>24655280
Top lel tbqh
I'll have you know I've had sex with a human grill today
The 'slut' probably smells like hot pockets and ben-gay.
>>24655318
haha nice, tbqh last time I had sex was a week ago.
>>24655181
Raping isn't good enough I want you to destroy me and my pussy. Like leave me tied up with a vibrator or fucking machine while you go fuck around town for however long then get back and punch me in the stomach if I orgasmed. Fuck me and wait until Im close, stop, and then fick me until only you cum. Treat me like a literal sex doll. That kind of stuff
>post pic on 4chan
Lel do you have a kik or throwaway email?
>>24651744
I did this holy fuck.
>>24655373
Nice one friend keepin killin' em
>>24655341
sounds good to me
>>24655384
>>24655435
that's not me lel
>>24655384
[email protected]
send me an email, so you know I'm the real guy
FUCK SURREY AND THE TURBAN HEADS
proof enough I guess.
I got you though, I'll degrade the fuck out of you. oh btw I'm 5'11'' in case you wanted to know
>>24655474
I dont even know what ben gay is and I figured it wasn't lmao
Shave that ass hair brah. Anywhere you have skin on skin contact for prolonged periods of time is going to be producing a smell but having hair in between that just makes it worse.
>>24655435
>>24655384
>>24655474
that isnt me smhfamily
I'm too confused lol abandon thread
>>24655540
hahaha what is life
[email protected]
Wherever that Coquitlam girl is I was wondering how'd you be up to getting fucked somewhere in public
>>24655574
Don't care, gave up trying to be successful, my only use is sex, fuck me how, when, and where ever you want.
>>24655600
Holy fuck just send pics to me so I know you aren't a fat cow, I can be at your place in 15.
[email protected]
>>24655666
fucking kys man. go pick up fembots somewhere else.
Might just be your chair, depending on how long you're seated during the day.
I dropped out of highschool because of this bullshit. i held my shit in as a kid to game on my gameboy. Shit sucks senpai. Embarrassing as fuck.
I also read on a medical journal that doctors see loose anuses on people with social anxiety and hypochondria
>>24654626
dat pic
holy fuck
>>24654626
pls help mates
>Hey is this the guy from r9k? Taking request be as lewd as you want
choke yourself with your tits out. It's a one way disposable email lel.
write Tony on your chest for proofs
>>24656079
Sorry, I'm not a doctor. See a doctor?
>>24656265
Oh whoopsies, pick a belt color, black, red, tan, or studded?
Pink expo marker okay?
>>24656350
black, pink is fine
>>24650643
OP, right after you shower use spray antiperspirant deodorant on your ass. Feels weird but it stops your ass from sweating, which will stop the smell. I know this from experience
Not body odor but I'm extremely conscious of my breath. Seems like all the germs and shit get stuck in my throat, making my breath smell terrible. Gotta keep brushing my teeth and chewing gum all the time.
How do I make it stop brehs? Mouthwash doesn't help.
>>24656463
Brush your tongue.
>>24656494
I do but it doesn't do shit. Maybe I should get one of those cleaners.
>>24656515
Go online and look for mouth probiotics, those also will help and you won't have to brush as often.
>>24656421
It's not the sweat. It'll happen when I'm not sweating at all.
>>24656536
Thanks dude, I didn't know there were specific probiotics for the mouth. I'll check this out.
>>24655899
How do you know you have a loose sphincter? That means there's regular opening and leaking of gas or residue which I have none of.
>>24651744
I'm glad I was here to read this.
How the fuck do you guys sniff your anuses?just tried bending forward, cant, literally how please teach me senpai
Med fag here,
Only thing I could think of is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria
Might be worth talking to a dermatologist, they've probably seen kids with smell problems before.
Also, there might be bacteria around your sweat glands (located in armpits and buttocks) that are just really smelly and you need to decolonize.
>>24656463
>>24656583
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_candidiasis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halitosis
Best thing for halitosis is flossing, actually. Bacteria live in "biofilms" inbetween teeth, so no matter how much you brush or floss they will come back until you floss and remove their homes between your teeth.
>>24656648
I've looked into that disease. It's for a fishy or foul body odor. My smell is purely fecal and from my taint area. If the smell if cheesy and quickly becomes fecal and is especially amplified by anxiety what do you think it could be? Yeast?
Personally I have a lazy bowel and after not taking a shit for more than 2 days it starts to cause problems, quite annoying considered I usually go once to two times a week.
have you tried not being fat, fatty?
>>24656686
>no matter how much you brush or floss they will come back until you floss
>>24651744
This is just a troll. Most people did this as kids, and fecal incontinence is obvious and easily diagnosed.
>>24656612
well i went to two rectal surgeons for this and actually got my ass muscles test and my rectal floor MRI'd. Both were normal, they said i have a tight ass. I also have gerd, very bad gerd. Which is a loose throat sphincter. So it could be that, but i feel as if my ass is loose.
>>24656702
I'm almost underweight.
>>24656643
I don't. The smell is abundantly obvious to me and people around me.
>>24656463
>stuck in my throat
Do you have anxiety? Do you raise your voice pitch?
>>24656711
watch out fellas, it's the grammar police.
>>24656696
anxiety stimulates sweat glands. My guess is you have some kind of bacteria/fungus living adjacent to your sweat glands in the anal area, and they are causing the smell.
Might want to consult a gastroenterologist or dermatologist, they'd probably know what to do.
>Shower everyday
>Brush teeth and mouthwash twice a day
>Still incredibly paranoid about odor
There's no winning
Do hemorrhoids smell even if they don't force the sphincter open?
>>24656765
Yes I worry about stupid shit all the time. My voice doesn't really shift pitches though. I don't think it's me imagining shit either because whenever I take vitamins they get stuck in my throat and I have to drink a shitload of water for them to go down. I don't know why.
>>24656696
Dude its called a "patulousness of the anus" a doctor who wrote a paper on it noticed it in delirious people and hypochondriacs. I noticed it during a major stress in my life and i think its related to intense stress.
>>24656790
>hemorrhoids
They can ruin the seal. Should have mentioned that too.
>>24656648
>Med fag
more like "premed" (durr iplantoonedayapplytomedschool, fucking memeist designation you could hold, faggot) fucking retard
>muh trimethylaminuria
did he say he smells like fucking rotting fish, you cock gobbling shit for brains? fucking christ i fucking hate you so fucking much
eke out a micron dignity and off yourself right fucking now you fucking waste of space
pretty crazy other robots have this, thought it was just me and some random people on forums. Glad/sad to know some robots are with me.
shave your ass hairs and take a shit before and after showering. Will get rid of that ass smell.
If worse comes to worse get enemas
>>24656802
Perhaps you have a deep voice but because you're always tense and speak from your neck rather than your chest/abdomen you don't even realize it.
>>24656835
butthurt is real.
also, OP, do you use baby wipes to make sure you are completely clean?
>>24656905
That's not me.
>>24656805
What are the symptoms of it then?
>>24656727
Not trolling. I doubt most people did this as kids. Not to the extent these people did at least.
>>24656944
A loose ass. does your ass feel loose? Personally its ruined my life completely. I went from a straight normie on a varsity hockey team to a fucking neet loser. I have no idea why i havent killed myself.
>>24656905
>this mad you got made
can't spell fagut without 'u'
>>24656978
A loose ass? Is there moisture? My ass doesn't feel loose at all.
>>24657006
Okay these are the scenarios. Do you have trouble shitting? Do you wash your ass with your finger and soap. Not just the outside but inside. You must. You probably dont wash the anal cavity after shitting so you have feces boiling at 98 degrees all day.
>>24657029
Are you trolling me? I wash the area very thoroughly in the shower. That isn't related to having a loose anus.
>>24657050
Do you actually wash your asshole. Not the outside but the inside, and no im not fucking with you.
>>24657059
I absolutely do and enema there is literally no fecal residue ever.
>>24657050
Ive been seen by 3 gp's and 2 colon surgeons. I have a tight ass and normal anatomy. Im clueless besides my gerd, which is known to cause body odor. But clean your asshole like the actual inside so their isnt shit chilling their.
But do this
-take peptobismol 4 times a day. Works. or get shreddies.
>>24651744
BuIIshit.
>>24657093
How could a muscle in your throat be related to body odor?
Reek, Reek, it rhymes with weak.
>>24650643
iktf.
I want to kill myself
>>24657119
Because food is literally fermenting in a broth inches below. If the esophageal sphincter is loose then the gas of that acidic reaction will constantly leak. bad breath and gerd are common, google it. but i think its my ass desu and im ordering shreddie underwear.
>>24652015
That's your solution to everything.
>>24657104
Just get out of here.
>>24657247
>Just get out of here.
Not until you stop spreading pseudoscience.
>>24657331
Your rejection is pseudoscience. Prove me wrong.
Hey op i have some solid advice... first....if you have alot of hair shave and start fresh... its going to suck at first... second use a product called Fast Orange, its meant for heavey grease but works absolute wonders...have a dirty neck ?? Use this and scrub it will remove the dirt like no soap can , doesnt but dont use on your butthole for obvi reasons. ! Once u have shave and scrubed u of course was off !! Step 3.. fold a couple sheets of TP and tuck it in you butt hole. I would check it ever 2-3 hours so you dont get toxic shock... u might have anal leakage and this will help prevent and absorb some of the feces/run off... if u still smell then please see a doctor.
>>24657360
No, that's not how it works.
At least post some effort into you shitposting.
>>24650643
Here's your problem
You're leaking feces through small pathological openings in your sphincter.
>>24657619
>that's not how it works
Why not?
You claimed that my claim is pseudoscience, with no references.
Why can't I claim that your claim that my claim is pseudoscience is pseudoscience, with no references?
>>24658215
It's pseudoscience because there is no evidence that your claim is true.
>>24659504
>there is no evidence that your claim is true.
Do you have evidence for that claim?
>>24659596
It's absence.
>>24650643
My nutsack smells like musk
>>24659616
*its
http://colorectal.surgery.ucsf.edu/conditions--procedures/fecal-incontinence.aspx
>Fecal incontinence can be caused by damage to the nerves that control the anal sphincters or the nerves that sense stool in the rectum. If the nerves that control the sphincters are injured, the muscles don't work properly and incontinence can occur. If the sensory nerves are damaged, they don't sense that stool is in the rectum so you won't feel the need to use the bathroom until stool has leaked out. Nerve damage can be caused by childbirth, a long-term habit of straining to pass stool, stroke, physical disability due to injury, and diseases that affect the nerves such as diabetes and multiple sclerosis.
So technically not the muscles, but the nerves.
