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2015-12-01 00:42:04 Post No. 24650378
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2015-12-01 00:42:04
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>Saw a post last week of an anon proclaiming the benefits of wiping the tip of your penis after taking a leak
>Tried it and was impressed by the benefits (better smelling underwear, no stains on boxers, more wear out of pants since piss isn't dribbling down leg and wiping against inside pant leg
>Told my best bro about it and adopted it as a standard piss practice
Yesterday.....
>Walk into bathroom at work, piss into urinal. Dick hanging out the unzipped fly as I look around for something to wipe with
>Nothing close to the urinal around, decide to carefully walk all awkwardly toward the sink behind the urinals (almost waddling because my dick is small flaccid and I didn't want a drip to land on my khakis)
>Grab a paper towel and start dabbing the tip of my cock
>Hear the door open behind me, and quickly toss the paper towel into the trash
>normie Coworker that I have a rivalry with sees me standing in front of the sink with my dick out
>He coughs and smirks stepping in front of the urinal, I zip up my fly and get the fuck out of there to my desk
>Today, get called to HR managers office
>They say they received a compliant that I was masturbating in the men's room and exposed my penis to an employee
>Try to explain my side of the story
>Fucking normie HR manager whose never heard of wiping the tip says he thinks it's a bullishit story and asks me if I've ever heard of giving things a good shake before zipping up and stepping away from the urinal
>"N-no why would I do that? It's not completely clean "
>He tells me my last day is tomorrow.
>Talk to an acquaintance that's friends with a grill I have a big crush on who works a few cubes down
>Talk going around that I have a micropenis
>Tempted to quit so I don't have to go in tomorrow, but wouldn't qualify for collecting unemployment if I quit voluntarily.
FUCK. THIS. GAY. EARTH.
