>Umm, anon you seriously expect me to be seen in public with you dressed this way? Go change. I mean you at least have shoes other than those rights? You're not a total spaz, are you?
Her skin is so pale it looks like she's wearing a weird undershirt.
>tfw no fish belly mom jeans gf
>>24649547
>implying sneakers arent the best shoes for urban gorilla warfare
I bet she doesn't even see nogs outside of TV.
>>24649547
Dr. Anon, iam p.a.l.e
>>24649608
The heck's a fish belly?
>>24649981
Pale white stomach like a fish's belly
>>24650002
What if it's a dark fish?
>>24650033
Stop over thinking it you fucking autist
>>24650047
You're the fish-fucking autist here, faggot
>>24649981
>>24650002
>>24650033
>>24650047
>>24650072
Autism incarnate
Shoes are the litmus test for Autism levels, then comes hair.
But shoes, you can just tell by the disregard for footwear that someone is an autist.
>>24649547
How could you possibly be dating someone who doesn't already know how you dress.
>>24650951
>Implying that's not anon's mom/older sister
>>24651003
That means they should REALLY know how you dress then.
>I mean, honestly anon, how do you expect to ever get a girlfriend when you dress this way? No girl will ever want to associate with you if you change things.
>>24649576
>hating on best skin
>>24649547
QT tbqhwyfamilam.
she can sit on my face any day
>>24649547
pick one of my autism shooz
>>24651116
she looks a lot like a girl I know
post more.
>>24650199
Truth
Funny how badly it goes when you try to explain things like autism shoes or why baggy cargo shorts are autistic to robots
>>24653663
i really like the black boots at the right, would sell all the rest of that shit desu
>>24653812
basic
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There is literally nothing wrong with newbalance
>>24649547
>>24649547
In the past fortnight
>>Had a girl at work come up to me, complement my shirt, point out how good it looked to everyone around and give me a massage in the corridor
>>Had be evaluated by my supervisor and one of the boxes on the form is "displays professional dress and grooming" - supervisors response when he got to that section was "fuckin oath you display professional dress, you're sharp fucking cunt"
>>Been complemented on my boots, jacket, underwear and another shirt by all by seperate people at work or at the pub
If someone wearing those jeans is about to criticise my fashion sense I'm going to assume she's trolling me.
>>24653923
some actually look good but there is a specific colorway and design of newbalance shoes that are literally autistic
>>24653923
>>24654409
im referring to these, but really any drab or eyesore footwear is terrible
>>24653797
>>24653663
Nice boots, Dallas.
>>24653663
Boot on the far upper right is the only non autistic thing you own
what's wrong with my black high top chucks you fucking whore? what the fuck are you wearing? UGGs or Sperrys? basic bitch. at least my shoes are somewhat universally accepted as decent. fuck you
>>24649547
Your a big girl
>>24654353
What the fuck are you greentexting?
God you're an autist
