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Were you invited to Chad and his mother's wedding?
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Were you invited to Chad and his mother's wedding?
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She's my ideal looking kind of woman tbqh. Lucky incestuous Chad.
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>Chad could fuck his own mother if he wanted to
Christ.
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Holy shit. How much of a Chad do you need to be that your own mom is dropping her panties for you?

Jesus...
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>>24649518

>Cordially.

Fake as fuck. Better switch that before you try to sell us this.
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Nice framing, faggot.

Next time you get mad and post a pic of the guy that nailed your bitch, try to make it look more fucking convincing.
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>>24649626

>He hasn't fucked his own mom

It's not that hard desu senpai.
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>>24649518
she is also his father
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Well of course. It is 2015 after all
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>>24649768
Just be tall, muscular, confident and have a big dick amirite?
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>>24649839
I'm not even that confident and I got to.
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>>24649518
Damn seniorita's got that fucking arm strength. She's bigger than he is. She probably perpetrating the DV in that house not him
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>>24649900
So you're tall, muscular (a tad) confident and have a big dick?
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>>24650080

6'2", ottermode, pretty big dick. So yes.
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>>24650141
obviously the reason your mom wanted you
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I think this is a Brad, not a Chad.
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>>24650297
why so ? ?

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24649562
Literally any Chad could successfully fuck his mom or sister, but even he has standards
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>>24650524
His face makes me think he is Chads orbiter, but is too muh of a weak minded guy to lead the pack
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>>24649518
not a chad look at those fucking jeans, just a dudebro beta who wants to go back to the vag he came from
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>>24650240
Definitely a contributing factor.
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>>24650546

>standards

Chad generally will fuck any woman if she's passable. If he could fuck his female relatives no strings attached, while still getting to fuck other women, you know he would.
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>>24650699
how likely do you think the average Chad has/will fuck his mom in his lifetie?
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>>24649518
I once dated a guy who was a HUGE chad.. I swear his mom was attracted to him :s
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>>24650877
Probably pretty small, since it doesn't just depend on the Chad but the mom as well, and society.

Like he totally would fuck his mom if he could get away with it, and if he started putting on the moves she would probably be ok with it. But normally it wouldn't happen just because.

The thing is though that yeah, if it weren't for the social stigma, I could imagine Chad's would regularly fuck their moms if they could, just as I could imagine the moms being into it as well.
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>>24649518
milfs named fran turn me on, esp when they look like this

DAE?
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>>24652001
why fran?
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>>24652214
dunno really, guess I just assume that all Frans are freaky roastie skanks, and I like the idea of that
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>>24652498
I like conservative, business-like mothers who fuck their Chad sons behind closed doors. Tend to have names like Karen
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>>24649518
That chad doesn't even look like he lifts. Isn't being fit a requirement for chadhood?
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>>24653732
He's more of a Brad; Chad's second rate bro
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>>24649518
>courgally
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>>24653882
kek.

muh inbreeding

who /courgally/ here?
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>>24649562
>lucky
they'd be literally fucked if anyone found out
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>>24649562
>>24649619
>>24649518
>>24649839
>>24650546
>>24650877

mostly this

>>24651033

grew up with plenty of chad friends in sports,

I was ever at most a successful normie now im a 30 year old robot without a cause.

anyway: plenty of the really good looking guys, i mean the really good model quality big muscled chads had some stories about moms/aunts/cousins/sisters hitting on them or being really sexually explicit with them

Several had hooked up with or even banged a cousin.

Most guys were terrified at that time to do anything but be wierded out or laugh at their moms and sisters.

Who knows now, maybe when they got older they banged them anyway because your attitude with sex changes.

but yes, women find any chad sexually attractive even their own blood, they cant help it just they way they are.

social taboos keep like 99% of the really bad shit in check though.
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>>24653882
>>24654042
It's a pun. Instead of "cordially", they said "courgally" because a cougar is an older woman who goes for young guys.
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