>just be yourself and get out of the house
>decide to follow the chadvice and go out to interact with the world
>go to a free movie and lunch my university is hosting by myself
>a grill asks if she can sit with me
>she's a solid 5/10 and highly autistic, constantly spilling her spaghetti
>tells me within 10 minutes of knowing me that she makes out with her guy friends for fun but emphatically insists she's "not a slut"
>once it becomes apparent she's an irritating roastie I try to watch the movie in peace but she shames me by saying "you're not talkative are you?"
>as she leaves she lingers clearly wanting me to ask for her number but I brush her off
>tfw I missed the whole movie for this
I was really happy for you until she was a slut.
>At pool with camp
>playing yugioh at concession stand with Edgy Chad
>two girls come up to us
>start talking
>he tells them to fuck off
>says they were going to make fun of us for playing yugioh
Years later the same Chad made fun of me for playig RS
>Working at grocery store
>qt comes up to me with a pleasant smile on her face
>"Where is the Velveeta cheese?"
>"It's in aisle 3, left side."
>"Thanks."
Such is the wageslave life
>>24649206
>where is the Velveeta cheese
>not saying 'right here' and unzipping your penis
you done goofd
>college
>qt asian grill asks if seat next no me is free
>say yeah
>sits down next to me
>don't exchange a single word in the following 3 hours
>lecture ends, we both go our ways without even saying bye
>Middle school
>Spray tanned whore walks up to me
>Says that her cute blonde friend wants to date me
>"Uhhh... s-sure
>Smiles and goes back to her friend
>Blonde girl smiles at me
>I nervously smile back
>Don't speak to her for 2 days
>Tanned friend comes up to me again
>She wants to break up
>"Uhh okay"
And that was my first girlfriend. A year later we had another class together and she said to her friend. "Can you believe I actually used to date him?"
>Mfw
>go to homeroom in the morning half asleep
>notice an orange letter on my desk
>open it
>it's from a fucking roastie saying how cute I am and saying I should talk to her
>look around the room
>quickly throw it out
>make sure to never talk to her
I hated attention even in sophmore year of high school
>>24649282
Speaking during lectures is rude to the lecturer and fellow students around you who are trying to learn
You did the right thingalso why is the burden of speech on the male always? What's up with that? Why don't these roasties initiate conversation themselves
>>24649035
This picture always confused me.
Is wojak putting pepe into the noose or is he removing him from it?
I don't recall ever being approached by a girl.
>>24649329
sorry for thinking about interacting with fellow human beings
>>24649268
>unzipping your penis
Your penis has a zip on it?
hey chads
>>>/soc/
bye chads
No girl has ever approached me
>>24649443
>Not unzipping your penis
Your post has a new on it
>first few months of college, living in a dorm on campus
>so many normies
>girl down the hall leaves her number on my door
>she's a 7/10, maybe 8
>text her a bit, plan a study date
>she's a wannabe stacy "athletic" girl
>try to lose virginity and get my first kiss from this girl anyway even though I'm not really that interested
>get myself to make out with her after inviting her over for a movie
>finger her
>lose boner when condom goes on
>she leaves, completely loses interest after that
I forced myself to go on dates with a few other girls but I just couldn't enjoy it. I'm too autistic and don't know how to socialize.
Girls usually are kind of interested in me until they realize I have no friends and am introverted and avoidant. Still a virgin
I've only been approached once in my life. I was standing around, talking with some people and this girl came up to me and said we should go on a date. I wasn't paying attention to her and didn't hear what she said, so she walked away. I didn't realize what happened until someone pointed it out afterwards.
Maybe I've actually been approached a bunch of times, but I'm too oblivious to realize it?
>be me, taking a bus home back from the library
>sit on the back of the bus because autistic outcast and want to be alone
>a woman later sits on the back as well, but on the opposite side
>minding my own business when woman decides to stretch her leg on the bench and keep staring at me
>weird.jpg
>ignore it
>suddenly she jumps and sits by my side
>no reaction, too fucking scared
>she then drops a book she's holding, picks it from the floor, puts her hand on my thigh, giggles and then says "you silly, stop doing this"
>NOPE the fuck out of there and stand up until my stop checking if the creep is not gonna come after me
Only the fucked up crazy ones want me. I'm doomed.
>>24650044
>lose boner when putting condom on
>girl loses interest
are you me
>>24649390
if you see wojak taking pepe out of the noose its too late for you.
>>24650777
Nice trips lad
>girl sits next to me on the bus
>looks at me
>just keep staring out of the window and it'll be okay
>space opens up directly in front of me (was sitting in front-facing seat, seat in front of me was middle-of-bus facing)
>she moves from beside me to in front of me
>says something like, "I'm <didn't hear this>" and looks at me expectantly
>assume she said sorry for some reason, just say "No problem" and continue looking out window
>>24650974
>>24649328
>>24649282
>>24649035
Alpha as fuck, keep doing what you're doing lads.
>>24650974
if you actually assumed she said that then how do you know she was introducing herself?
>Virgin
>Decent looking, just weird and awkward
>First time in club
>Hot blonde dances near me, giving me the eye
>Grabs my hand and twirls around
>Don't know what to do
>Make a quick decision that I think will be cool
>Autism kicks in
>I gently pushed her away
>She falls to the floor
>"I want to dance alone" in autistic voice
>Everyone looks at me
>Can feel their eyes burn into me
>Realise I went full spastic in public
>Dragged out by bouncers
>Never go clubbing again
>Still a virgin
>Using an iPad to write this
>Mfw
>be me
>college
>girl I know texts me
>"I'm going to have sex with you"
>lost virginity
>>24651314
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY CANT IT BE THIS EASY FOR ME
>>24651314
would have attempted to sue desu
>>24649390
For some reason this made me laugh uncontrollably...god I need help
Anyways
>be me
>in college philosophy class
>qt3.14 girl always sits near me
>I'm listening to new Lana Del Rey album
>she says
Hey is that Lana Del Rey?
>I say yes it is, and she's my favorite artist
Oh I love Lana too
>I proceed to spill spaghetti as I try to explain my favorite songs on the new album
>be me
>it's august
>I'm driving down my town's main drag with windows down
>sorority girls are driving next to me
>passenger leans out window and shouts at me
My friend (the driver) thinks you are hot
>I'm a little taken aback
>first time that's every happened to me
>stammer back o-o-o-k
>they sped ahead a little
>I catch up to them
>autism kicks in
>I shout back in a mocking autism fueled voice
I THINK YOU'RE HOT TOO
>proceed to speed away and wallow in my spaghetti
>walks into mall
>qt stares at me
>take the escalator
>qt still staring at me
>qt waves at me
>finds out qt works on the mall
>pass by her everyday but can't talk
>be me, around 14-15
>have 1 friend
>starting to talk to a group of grills
>have crush on 1 of them
>take any opportunity to hang out with them like the beta orbiter i am
>never make any moves
>meanwhile, the ugliest one starts approaching me
>sits next to me in class
>she's about 3.5/10, kind of fat
>eventually asks me out in front of the others
>really awkward, both of us dropping spaghetti really hard
>i say no
>try to be as nice as possible
>next day, she gets mad and says some shit to my friend to make her hate me
That was the only time I've ever been approached.
>playing rugby in hs
>one girl introduces herself to me, qt asian
>leaves shortly after
>1 min later her friend introduces herself to me (blonde, big tits)
>leaves shortly after
>for a few weeks throughout hs they continue to try and speak with me
>actually interested in talking to them but i have the 'tism, so i have nothing to say
>they finally give up
>end up talking to a qt petite blonde in one of my classes
>actually manage to have an ok conversation
>leave to get a drink of water
>come back, there's a number written on my binder
>dont bother calling because i hate talking on the phone, for some reason didnt even think about texting
>she takes that as a sign that im not interested and never talks to me again
im in uni now and girls barely ever approach guys anymore. i missed out on some golden opportunities, which ill probably never have again. and all i required was basic social skills, JUST
>>24651961
This is the way of life amigo. Every fucking group of friends I've ever had
>high school
>wasting time during a spare
>legit autistic girl starts talking to me
>smells like shit
>even worse at conversation than I am
>humour her for awhile and then leave
I assumed anyone else who approached me did so jokingly.
I wonder if that was a mistake.
>>24649111
>yugioh and runescape
fucking god tier m9
>>24649305
reee, I guess.
>chat with classmate I sit next to at weekly uni class
>find out she's engaged
>disappointed because she's a qt, but whatever
>eating at the cafeteria during break
>she waves me over because she ordered fries and got this big container she couldn't possibly finish alone
>eat some fries and talk
>as we walk back to the classroom, she calls her fiance and mentions eating with me
>from the bit of chatter I can hear from the phone, plus her responses, I can tell he's mad that she spent time with another guy
I got free fries and made a chad butthurt. Feels good.
>>24651909
>>24651294
>>24650974
I mean, just natural selection doing its thing, right?
>>24653425
>"... and made a Chad butthurt..."
Chads don't get mad at girls anon
>be in fifth grade
>name is logan
>sit with a soon to be roastie named haley and a degenerate mexican hambeast named kimberly
>one day get a noted passed to me
>"do you want to have sex with me login? y/n"
>blush and understand its from the hambeast just ignore it and pretend like i didnt see it
>retarded kid walks past my desk and see note and picks it up and reads aloud
>"Do you... want to have... sex with me? Log in, yes/no?"
>"Oh my god I think she was passing it to haley ahahahahah"
>start sweating profusely and ask to leave room
>>24649443
I'll never understand how this meme came to be anyways. It's a perfectly correct phrase. You're unzipping your penis from your pants much like you unzip an .exe from a .zip file.
I'll bite
>be me
>work shitty retail job
>cute blonde girl there probably 8/10
>we talk a lot on our shifts together
>make each other laugh
>decide to add her on Facebook
>weeks later she starts messaging me on Facebook
>asks for my Snapchat (ree etc.)
>become pretty close to her
>her parents are out of town and invites me to a party at her house
>bring normie friend
>most people there are all chads
>wouldn't call myself a manlet but some of these guys were huge
>mfw all I wanted to do was talk to her that night
>never did
>every passing day I feel myself liking her more and more to the point it's taking over my mind and driving me insane
>we're friends but i could never tell if she liked me any more than a friend
>Autumn comes
>she's going back to school
>want to hang out with her outside of work at least one more time
>text her asking if she wants to hang out one of these days before she leaves
>sounds sick bra
>my mug when
>we never got a chance to meet up
>she goes back to her party school
>figured I'd forget about her and move on
>we still text and snap every now and again
>she's been single the whole time I've known her, she probably still is.
>mfw she's probably making out with chads every weekend
>I still can't forget about her.
Not sure if she was approaching me, but here goes.
>be me
>15
>9/10 girl in class
>she is basically a roastie, but still only has one bf throughout life? Am I misunderstanding that statement?
>she had broken up with first bf
>she is stupid and knows nothing about history
>I constantly mock her publicly whenever I get the chance
>everyone finds my sadistic leling to be either autistic flirting or just funny as fuck
>the more I think about it, the more it was essentially verbally abusive
>finish mocking her
>she basically corners me virtually alone later
>"Are you a virgin?"
>Am completely speechless
>just stand there looking retarded
>She waits for a while for an answer
>then leaves saying she was about to be late for class
At the time, I thought she had just BTFO'd me, but now am less sure.
>>24655878
>9/10 grill
>interacting with Stacy
You should've seen it coming.
>>24655992
>Should've seen it coming
But what is it? I don't even know what happened!
>>24655502
I know that feel, my name is Logan too and stupid cunts sometimes spell my name wrong too.
>take government class for fun
>6/10 Asian girl starts talking to me
>we talk every class
>end up having the same math class as her next semester
>get her number and we meet up to study
>she graduates and I never see her again
>find her on FB and add her
>doesn't add me back
>10
>8/10 qt girl came to my b-day party
> she takes me to a tent
>Pushes me down
>Kisses me on the lips
>Adrenaline rush of x30000000000000000000
>Try to run
>She chases me for the entire party
> I regret not enjoying the moment more and trying to form a way where she could of been my gf.
>sell plants
>girl I knew from my AP Lit class goes to same college as me
>intellectually we can relate
>she has a sexy mixed roommate with the most amazing eyes who's pre-med
>immediately starts bragging about her boyfriend who's dad is a billionaire
>look it up, holy shit it's true Kek
>the actual son is a scrawny punk ass bitch looking paki
>she hits me up for plants and brownies all the time
>one time offers to smoke me out in her brand new mustang
>I feel like we had a good convo, eventually leave because my friends hit me up to go to the bar
>later learn she was trying to hook up with me
>sell brownies to her the next day and her boyfriend is there holding her hand looking pissed off like I tried some shit
>fucking lol bro
>ignored my texts afterwards and never hits me up to hang out before the one class we ended up having together before we even knew each other
>randomly adds me on snapchat the summer after out of nowhere
I wish I could learn how to be interesting and funny in a girls eyes. She was thick too! We lump thighs and tits and such a pretty face, she did as much drugs as I did too! fucking kill me
>sitting on empty bus
>cute girl sits next to me
>tell her to move please
Don't enter my autism radius fucking hell, there's an entire bus. I mean ig the bus is full I'd rather a cute short girl sit next to me than another big guy(4me) sit beside me as bus seat barely fit 2 average sized people
>>24649329
Sometimes the roasties do talk but we end up spilling spaghetti
>>24649465
>implying any of us have the confidence that chad has
>>24649035
>Drunkenly give number to asian hottie on omegle
>She texts week later
>TFW I ask how old she is and she says 17
>Google number, it's manhattan-based
>Tell her we can't truly be intimate
>She proceeds to send nudes anyways
>I tell her I could get in trouble, and not to send anymore to my phone
>She agrees and we move to Skype
>I'm skyping from phone few states away, walking around a park on a nice afternoon
>She wants to see my junk, I deny it..she gets hot n bothered about it
>She's outside and cracks a peek down her shirt, see hard asian nipple
>diamonds.napstermp3
>Tell her I'm outside and that if she does it again I'm hanging up
>She goes to her room and I go back to my apartment and lock the door
>MFW our love was an inside job
>work in a hardware store as a "builder"
>I fucking build shit
>some single mom orders fencing,around her 3 acre fucking yard
>brings me lemonade, says "why don't you come inside for a minute and take a break?"
>fuck it okay
>asks what kindve sandwich I want
>ask what are my options
>"how about the Italian special"
>sounds fucking good to me
>muster up courage and ask her out for coffee
>were going out next week
>have been purging my apartment ever since. I have a fucking workbench where my dining room table is.
Hoping for the best sempai desu desu
>>24657624
>not jobbing her on your workbench
ONE job.
I have one story
>be me
>middle school
>this is the one year i manged to become to "chad"
>was able to make friends and not be autistic around girls
>start saying stupid shit to at the time 8/10 grill
>gives me her phone number
>start texting
>she starts asking me what I'm doing and who do i have a crush on
>i spill my spaghetti and end up just saying idk
>she stops texting me and stopped responding to my text
>>24655502
Does your last name start with an R?
>>24657770
The rest of the time women approach me it goes like this
She says hi i say hi back she then asks me what I'm listening to i ask them what they listen to then i just nod my head and ignore them the best i can
I've got one right here from a while back.
>>24657624
>worrying about your place looking nice for a single mom
>asking out a single mom at all
>>24655865
>falling in love with a degenerate roastie who throws parties
>attending parties
>why the fuck are you even here
>>24657486
>girl is 17.98325234 years old
>LOL DUDE BRO ITS A CHILD
>>24649305
Wow, that exact same thing happened to me when I was 13. Twice actually, now that I think of it.
>tfw women don't even want to talk to you nowadays
one time a girl asked me if i want to have sex with her
it was at a vacation with my schoolclass
but i didnt really know her and thought it was very weird so i decided not to, besides the whole class should have noticed it which would have been even weirder
besides this one wtf moment i have never had contact with women (kissless etc), i think i hugged one one time at birthday ,25 now >YAY :D
>>24656223
kek'ed. Dam you got fucked up
Its kinda funny when I think about it, but I've never had a girl approach me. I just turned 26, and I never really thought about it until recently, but I've never been someone's source of happiness.
Throughout my life, I've never had a women ask me for my phone number, or compliment me on anything.
>>24649282
every single time this happens to me
i just want to be able to say something
>>24651294
same thing happened to me just that I didnt push her away I just didnt do or say anything and tried to not look her in the eyes until she went away and danced with some chad
>8/10 Eastern European qt, asks me to do a project with me
>she's wicked smart
>naturally blonde, skinny and tall
>speaks 4 languages fluently and has actual hobbies
>she lets it drop that she thinks men shorter than her can be very attractive and holds my gaze for a very long time
>think that's an odd thing to say
>later realize that she was taller than me
I think I fucked up there.
That was the most attractive girl to ever speak to me as well.
In the 20 years of my life never had a female show even the slightest bit of interest in me. Fuck this gay world.
