>tfw fat, ugly and inferior
I just want to try sex before I die
>tfw I'm 23 and in the worst shape of my life.
>5'9.2"
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tbqh
if you're fat you're not really trying. you could be hiding decent facial aesthetics under all that fat. you're only allowed to complain if you're still unattractive after losing the extra weight
>>24647338
its supposedly downhill from 25
>measuring from the top of the hair
top fucking kek, by that logic he's 5'7", how deluded can you get?
>the average 20 year old can bench press 180lbs
*self-reported statistics
>>24647302
>6'2''
>55'' chest
>16% bodyfat
>32'' waist
>7'' dick
>13 pullups
>best 5k (3mile): 22:30
>ran 30k terrain race in 3hr45min
fite me
>>24647450
180 lbs is nothing. Im weak as fucl and can rep that shit like 10 times
>>24647450
Honestly I bench press 180 lbs and I rarely see other guys benching that much, mind you we Italians have a much less active gym cultures than americans.
It surprises me how on fit everyone is a hulk who does 2 playtes on average and in my gim msot guys are weak fugs who can't even bench 1 pl8, apart from some roid heads and some guys who actually try like me and some other natties.
>>24647302
>12 minute mile
>34" waist
Americans confirmed for fatties
>>24647484
My best 5k is 19mins30secs
>>24647485
fuck off, retard,I actually go to a large gym and I barely see anybody doing more than 1 pl8.
>>24647374
You can't be a "manlet" if you're average height, silly.
>>24647484
> 13 pullups
> 55'' Chest
Do more diddylifts, lat pulldowns, and rows. If those stats are legit your back is really fucking weak dude.
>>24647302
i'm a straight male but I really want that guy to fuck me in the ass and cum inside of me
is, uh, that normal?
>>24647302
>1 pull ups but 180 lbs bench press
are Americans walking pectorals without any back muscles?
>>24647485
Nope. The average American weight is like 170lbs, are you telling me most people can bench more than their bodyweight? A few that normally takes months of solid lifting to achieve? It's bullshit, that stat is just straight up e-statting.
Plus, look at the fucking other stats. How the fuck is some pussy with 13" arms who can only do 1 pullup bench press 180lbs?
>>24647580
top kuk. You do realize that the average height is so low because of asians and the like, right? This is the same reason why the average penis length is also low in the infographic. Only poll whites and blacks, and the average penis length is at least 6.5". Poll only blacks and the average length rises to 7.5".
>>24647627
That is completely normal.
>12 min mile
Wow
>>24647302
I doubt the average American male looks like a super model on steroids.
>>24647646
Yeah, that's why average height of white Americans between the age of 20 and 30 is 5'10". Them fucking chinks, right? Dragging the average down a whole inch.
>>24647302
at least you can't be a normie
i have been rated 7 on soc multiple times and irl
and i just can't get gf
it's like owning a castle and can never live in it
>>24647302
34" waist is average? In fatass america? I'm 34" at my absolute thinnest.
>>24647646
Not really. Asians aren't a big enough demographic to offset statistics that much. Average male height is about 5'9 and average penis size is about 5 or 6 inches. This isn't exactly news.
>>24647492
34" waist is how wide my pelvis is. I guess these manlets have tiny everything
>>24647302
>average pull-ups
>1
>bench press
>180
what the fuck.
>>24647302
Prostitutes will fuck you no matter what
>>24647302
>3-10 minutes of sex
Damn, what a bunch of weak betas.
>>24647705
my friend's girl rated all of my friend's friend and I scored second after him, (I believe around 7 or more), while most of his other friends scored pretty low (some even about 2 or 3), so she was being brutally honest.
I was also called cute multiple times by girls, one even going as far as saying gorgeous.
But I still doubt they're just taking the piss out of me.
I need 102 pushups last pfa
Feels good to know I'm not a weak little bitch like the average man
Also
>33 pushups
>180 bench press
This makes no sense. I started out with 95 on bench press and could do that many pushups
>>24647817
I did*
Sorry
Yea, those stats are bullshit. Almost definitely self-reported and thus useless. The average dude isn't benching 180 when the average dude doesn't even lift. Even if you weighed a bit over 200 lbs, you wouldn't be expected to put up 180 until you've been lifting for several months.
http://www.exrx.net/Testing/WeightLifting/BenchStandards.html
>24
>autistic /fit/ fag
>lift more than most people I see at the gym, even big dudes
>barely lift more than the 'average american' apparently
I legit hardly ever see someone benching 1.5 pl8, and if I do they're normally pretty regular gym goers. 33 Pushups? Get fucked, even with shit form I think the average joe would not reach 30+ pushups. That shit takes endurance.
But then look, this 170lbs guy who can bench more than his own bodyweight, can only do 1 pullup and has 13" arms? Did the people who made this not look at it to see if it had any kind of consistency? Did they just grab random stats from a bunch of random sources and think it would make any sense?
>>24648069
1 pullup is a fucking joke
I pity the average man
>>24648069
This, I'm 20 though.
>>24647790
Most often last a half an hour to hour, that 3 to ten minutes
>>24647302
>Average number of pull ups
>1
I am above average, wew lads.
I can't seem to get past my plateau of 10 though.
>>24647602
Best diddly is 450lb. Rows are lacking tho, best barbell row is 3x5 @ 200lb
>>24647302
You're also retarded. You just need to pay for it. It's not complicated. Pay bitches or pay regular women.
>>24647528
nice bro
mutedmutedmutedmuted
>>24648584
It's not the same and I don't want an AIDS
>>24647302
The average american is a skinnyfat at around 5'10". When was the last time you walked down the street and saw crowds of shredded manlets with exercise stats all over the place
>>24647302
>implying the average man looks like that anywhere
I want the diet and fitness industry to stop trying to sucker money out of me
>>24649782
That isn't supposed to be the average man though, that's literally just a fitness model they used for the purposes of that picture.
>>24647636
No, guys just tend to put way too much emphasis on how important bench press is, and seeing as these statistics are obviously self reported, assume they can do a hell of a lot more than they can, or they're just lying to sound better.
It's like when someone asks you how much you bench press, and you say
>I bench X for Y
They'll nearly always say
>Oh yeah, I used to bench 2X for 5Y, but then hurt my shoulder
The average normie is just as insecure as you guys are.
>>24650095
>That isn't supposed to be the average man though, that's literally just a fitness model they used for the purposes of that picture.
No, they deliberately picked that photo so men reading the magazine would see it and think, "Whoa, the average man looks like that? Shit, I need to go buy vitamins/fitness equipment/a gym membership/health food/etc"
Open your eyes.
>using hotel porn in statistics
>the only thing with a source is the dick size, with a second source giving a second answer
>that exercise chart
>that bias in the opening statement
>180 pound 1 rep max is average
I actually refuse to believe thats true
>>24650233
I dunno man, that seems kind of far fetched seeing as none of the statistics apart from the bench are actually very impressive, and the average dude could probably do them.
You could be right, but I'm more inclined to just think he's the first model that caught their eye when they needed someone for the shoot.
>>24650333
They picked a photo of an extremely ripped male model, who is likely capable of exceeding all of the stats on the page, to represent the average man. People will focus on the picture first. It was intentional.
>>24647648
wtf is going on here
>>24647648
not sure if homo or bromo
>>24647484
Nice run, it's not too bad, my best 5k is 20:01 and I've done 40k terrain races in 3hrs and 30 minutes. I'm slow, but I think I've got pretty good endurance.
