>be me
>spend teens and early 20s getting friendzoned and BTFO
>sorted life out in late 20s
>use hookup apps to meet up dozens of girls
If I think the girl would have rejected the old me, I find ways to subtlety punish them, including.
- Getting them to my place and putting on boring world/art cinema
- Sit browsing internet while they grow bored until they leave
- Give them glasses of prune juice that gives them diarrhoea (most people don't seem to know this is a characteristic of the drink, especially bimbos and foreign students)
- Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
- Try to ass fuck them, if I pull it off, I only ever assfuck them in future meet ups
- Humblebrag about banging many chicks and saying their race doesn't really rank that high
It really does heal something in me
noice
maybe I should follow your steps senpai
>>24646480
keep up god's work senpai
>If I think the girl would have rejected the old me
How do you judge?
>>24646480
>Stop fucking at random, go quiet and then say "err, I'm not gonna cum, this isn't working for me", especially if they are fairly hot (this crushes the girl)
Heh, I always wanted, if I ever get the oportunity (KV), to stop fucking at random in the middle, stand up go to the fridge and start eating a sandwich while saying nothing and leave her lying there.
>>24646480
My dear dumb anon, they've already won if you're this old and emotionally crippled to the point of it affected your current and future relationships
Suck it up and move on you cunt
>>24646913
Nice try white knight
OP you should take them out to dinner and then leave after you finish your meal, make them pay for your meal
>>24646873
if theyre at least 5/10
>>24646933
But he's right. Op is just trying to cope with his past by being an ass (even tho some of the shit he does is legit funny)
And then she laughs with her girlfriends about this autist weirdo she met before she goes on to fuck Chad.
Wow, sure showed them.
>>24647015
pretty much this
now that you're not an autist just start getting laid properly, anon. stop being so hung up on your past like a faggot. they probably had good reason to reject "the old you"
>>24646480
chewbaccas pussy.
That pic honestly made me want to throw up
keep it up OP, ignore the white knights that have infested this board lately.
>>24646891
who the fuck just keeps sandwiches in the fridge?
