First post decides what my last message to her is.
Previous messages that she sent while I was ignoring her for a while
And, last but not least
>>24646036
Apologize and lead her on some more
>>24646151
bloody hell, you could land a 747 on that forehead
nice tits though
lmao what a loser she is
>>24646036
>>24646096
>calls herself beautiful
>acts more autistically than most of this board
wew
>>24646512
Welcome to women.
To OP: good job. I used to do that as well but it made me fucking depressed.
>>24646682
I'm only doing it to try and coax nudes from them. Did the Chad experiment once and it depressed the fuck outta me.
>>24646096
Lets see what was said at 6:27 AM.
>>24646753
It's the green bubble in the OP picture
>>24646036
>First post decides what my last message to her is.
wow, she's proof that girls can be robots...
she's as autistic as the best of them.
>>24646827
Pretty sure she's no robot. She's an average looking girl so she's definitely had a few bfs/partners.
Apologize but be firm about it
>>24646388
Fat tits =/= nice tits.
Don't be deceived by the adipose.
![Screenshot_2015-11-30-13-36-53[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DNCSu5m.png "Screenshot_2015-11-30-13-36-53[1].png")
Just got this by pretending to be a chad and offering to give some slut and her 16 year old sister a ride to a job interview. Even got her to agree to let me fuck her afterward.
>>24646036
>calls herself a beautiful girl
Holy fuck. This is the delusion and entitlement that disney, feminism and betas cause in women.
>>24646151
any pic from a angle that doesnt hide the fat?
>>24646942
No greater feeling than this.
>>24646958
Best I could find from her profile. Didn't think that the far girl angle was a real thing kek
>>24647217
Oops forgot to post the picture
>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WAIL
>BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN
>IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
>THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
>HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
>AIM DIRECTLY FOR ITS CROOKED BROW
>AND LOOK IT STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEYEEEEE
>WHITE WHALE
>HOLY GRAIL
>????
>profit
>>24646096
women are so weird haha lol
>>24647348
send this OP!
>>24647430
Already sent her the first response ITT. I'm waiting for her to reply so I can post it here and laugh at her.
I fucking wish a girl would do that to me (if she's hot). I don't care about fucking her, I just want to know that 1 girl is so fucking obsessed with me that she's going nuts without my attention. Gosh darn.
>>24647393
I laughed then I realized that the kitten might be having a seizure and felt bad.
>>24647491
>I fucking wish a girl would do that to me (if she's hot).
Hot girls are rarely this desperate
What does this prove again?
>>24647662
Nothing really, I was just trying to coax nudes out of her but she won't do it even for Chad apparently.
>>24647708
pics of the chad persona used?
>>24647725
Some guy named Alexander Ludwig on that Viking show.
>>24647750
>>24647662
just bee it mang
>>24647708
Does this mean that not all women are whores? Or is the price not enough yet?
My response and hers
>>24647821
apologise and keep leading her on
Corn emoji or suicide OP
>>24647821
jfc, she went full 360
>>24647821
tell her you love her
gets em every time
>>24647857
>>24647857
this, my dubs confirm
>>24647857
do this, post autistic reaction
>>24647821
>being rude makes you talk to me, good idea
>I don't like men being rude to me
>>24647880
did you drop these dubs?
>>24646151
at first sight she's kind of a mess and plain but if you look at her more she's really not bad at all, maybe some bangs or contouring on the forehead and some more flattering clothes, she's got a really cute face though. And her body, I mean she's not a ham but she probably lost her hot after high school and realised she actually has to try now. Ladies, at least stretch every day, try to start working out in your teens, exercise is your friend.
>>24647880
>>24647913
What dubs, these dubs?
>>24646899
ya but some robots are probably bound to be good looking just too sperg to know what to do with it? and girl spergs work differently, i'd believe she was someone who was too focused on relationships in her teens and didn't work on her self so she's stunted. lol then again she could be just dumb
>>24647944
The dubs are out there
>>24647977
DUUUBSS
>>24647944
those dubs
MARRY ME
>>24647821
You need to use word 'sorry'.
She's pretending to be hard to get. But she wants the D.
>>24647944
>>24647977
Cease getting dubs immediately.
>>24647880
>>24647944
>>24647977
>>24647990this thread got good tbqh
>>24647821
>>24646096
Take notes, "femanons".
If you're not as autistic as this person, you have to leave.
>>24647977
goddamn you too
polygamy?
>>24648002
das me
>>24647821
why is she so toasty
>>24648018
nope
check em
>>24646036
Kek at that ugly sow calling herself "beautiful".
Oh jeez, this is making me crack up. I don't know where to go from here. First (serious) response is what I post next
>>24647944
no, these
>>24648064
propose to her
>>24648064
>I still am
>>24647920
Thirsty kuckold beta spotted.
>>24648064
>i still am
holy shit chads can get away with anything.
post the photo you're using op
>>24648064
>Speaking of fucking, wanna come to my place?
>>24647232
>society teaches girls like this that they deserve Chad
>girls like this unironically call themselves beautiful
>>24647963
>>24647963
nobody cared to read your post it's probably bullshit
>>24648064
you are a stupid worthless cunt, stop spamming me and please do the word a favor and hang yourself from your shower if it will support your face ass.
OP can you post previous pics or a summary for those of us who missed part 1 to catch up
>>24648064
"I understand that, and I apologize for my rudeness earlier.
So what do you think about dinner sometime?"
The name of the game is pump & dump.
>>24648064
Ask her if she's come out of a bad relationship, that might hit a nerve
>>24648139
wowowowow feelings are getting hurt over heeeeere
>>24648147
fat* god damn nigger
>>24648147
IS THIS HER GUYS
guys
GUYS
IT'S HER
Drawn to Chad like a moth to light
>>24648064
Arrange to meet her somewhere.
Do it faggot.
>>24648128
he already did fammmmmm
>>24647750
>>24648064
you not going to just get fucked over, you're going to get fucked over, under, and all around
Corn emoji
>24648085
Women are such fucking trash and they wonder why we treat them like shit.
>>24646151
She looks like legochan with huge tits
>>24648157
nah m8
literally just read it and it's alritght
just wanted to be an ass
stay cool my dude
>>24648179
shut this cunt down hard. Ruin her self esteem for life
>>24648064
"I went to talk to the other girls because I was intimidated"
>>24648179
I've seen it once before in a moth, and I see it now in women. They've got cold, lifeless eyes.
Holy fuck these threads are the reason I live
>>24648179
Tell her she looks about a 6/10 and her personalities a 4/10 but that you enjoy that sorta thing
Or, alternatively, bring up some weird fetishes.
>>24648064
Corn emoji faggot .
check em
>>24648199
God I can't even type anything anymore without this stupid robot.
Pretend this post has no text.
>gets out the deck chair and popcorn
I'm invested in this now OP. Don't disappoint.
>>24648219
THIS
THIS THIS
THIS
>>24648213
and then this
>>24646036
should've said "i'll remember to do that when i have a beautiful girl in front of me :)"
>>24648219
"...by your size :^)"
I have over 300 bitches that look and smell 10x better than you, why would I want some nasty fucking hoe who complains?
>>24648229
>Tell her she looks about a 6/10 and her personalities a 4/10 but that you enjoy that sorta thing
Nah build this for a week or so then just unload on her. Tell her it was all joke and that of course a stud like you would never go near her and how all your cool friends have been laughing at her.
Maybe I can make it up to you
[send pic of large dick]
>>24648023the government is trying to hide my dubs
>>24648179
I'm sorry, it was just a ploy. I just told you I'm good with girls so you would think I'm a cutie patootie.
>>24648281
tell her your thumb is swollen
>>24648239
Yep that's where they go
>>24648206
But I already cried ;_;
>>24648296
trust no one, not even dubs
>>24648300
Do thisrobotbeepboopbeep
>>24648263
>>24648267
Holy shit these are the greatest comebacks. Will do both of these or a combination when the right moment strikes
hahah have her meet you early in the morning at mcdonalds op tell her you will buy her a mcgriddle :)
>>24648326
You can trust these dubs, friend.
>>24648318
don't that's lame
go erp on steam or some gay shit
>>24648300
this made me laugh my fucking head off. thanks.
>>24646036
Holy shit, is this a female fedora?
>>24648355
Congrats, your dubs have been checked!
>>24646942
She's fat. Decent tits tho
>>24648179
Please tell her how desperate she sounds and how stupid sending multiple messages are. Please do that, this is just sad. Saying that will destroy her too so it's a win
>>24648300
Lol wow she must not have seen a dick before.
>>24648355
why haven't you consulted these trips, though?
>>24646151
girls like this are absolutely fine when they don't have the attitude of a 10/10 stacy
>>24648391
>replying to 3 posts at once
get the fuck back to reddit faggot
And just to humiliate her, I'm gonna post these kik messages on the chad account with a subtitle about being too clingy and a laughing emoji.
>>24648396
dost thou even try, sir?
>>24648299
Instant panty dropper.
>>24648355what if the robot is an alien controlling our behavior?
>>24648444
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
THIS THREAD IS TOO GOOD
>>24648355
Oh shit
Dubs have spoken everyone
>>24648391
WELL SHE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SEE THE PENIS YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THIS BOARD AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>24648430
>last three digits are multiples of three
>claims that no effort was made
>>24648299
Oh god, you just reminded me of the guy a month or so back pretending to be a chad saying shit like " Wanna see my 4 inch peepee? :^)" And other extremely cringey stuff.
Best fucking thread ever, I've never read such autistic speech since.
>>24648154
^do this. She'll think you're goddamn psychic
Then text the Mastodon lyrics and never respond
>>24648415
>Caring enough to post this
>>24648475
...she saw the penis and assumed it was a thumb because a guy said so.
>>24648480
>4648480
NICE MULTIPLES OF 2 DUDE
Last message says "besides physical therapy"
She had some kind of accident with her leg and is temporarily wheelchair bound I think.
How do I respond? Keep it going or deliver a killing blow?
>>24648549
>happy as soon as you bring up dinner
KEK
>>24648549
>sorry meant that for the other chick
>>24648549
end it by 'mistaking' physical therapy for mental therapy and tell her you don't stick your dick in crazy.
Or tell her you'll fuck her so hard she need even more physical therapy.
>>24648549
Why not tell her to go somewhere and stand her up then when she's confused go for the kill
>>24648549
i bet you'd love a dinner you fat fuck, sadly i would feel bad if the extra weight caused your one remaining leg to give out so it's going to have to be a no.
p.s. your forehead is the envy of easter island
>>24648549
If you actually wanna fuck her keep going
Now is the time to strike for maximum damage though
>>24648610
>CATFISHMAN STRIKES AGAIN
>>24648549
>How do I respond? Keep it going or deliver a killing blow?
That's hard, she is fully on the hook. I would set up a place and time so it is clear she is fully commuted then end her.
What are B/s thoughts on him linking her to this?
>>24648613
absolutely ebin ecks dee
>>24648549
tell her you dont fuck with cripples or retards and then tell her to cut her head off and mail it to you so you can hate skullfuck it.
>>24648549
>you can order whatever you like
>oh man I'm excited maybe too excited from talking to you
Go from there and get nudes
I'll pay but maybe you'll give me something in return? ;-)
>>24648549
Killer blow.
"I have some things I need to say. Here are my first date expectations:Anal sex. That should be obvious. Secondly, diapers. Third, I want you to call me mommy. Okay? Oh, and you can light the ritual sticks, since I like you."
>>24648644
dubs have spoken
>>24648655
dubs have spoken, and can confirm this works
>>24648549
Pester her for nudes and then be upset when she doesn't have a penis
>>24648644
This, but make sure you add a ;) at the end.
>>24648641
>being this edgy
>>24648603
tip-top kekker
>>24648659
kekkity kekkington
>>24647604
They are when you make good money. No joke. I made $75 H.R. plowing last year in Michigan and made big bank. Took a girl on a date and me being the dumbass I am I took her to the yard and drove her around in my truck (99 66000 International) Bitch would NOT leave me alone and would throw bitch fits at work. Lucky for me the office staff are chill as fuck and ignored her.
>>24648674
>138 / 29 / 61 / 1
This or get nudes and absolutely destroy her hideous body
>>24648669
Compliment her a little at first. Get her really thinking this is a thing that could be long term. She'll happily comply after that
>>24648674
>I bet you have a feminine penis ;)
>>24648695
OOOH
>Step 1: Get Nudes
>Step 2: Make thread about nudes
>Step 3: Linke her to thread
>Step 4: top kek
>>24648549
Tell her to meet you somewhere. Don't show up.
Then send her messages like "I'll be there in 10 minutes"
>>24648695
Gonna try to coax them out of her, and if she sends them, then she'll get obliterated
>>24648608
No say Psycotheraphy
>>24648717
>Step 1: Get Nudes
>Step 2: Make thread about nudes
>Step 3: Linke her to thread
>Step 4: top kek
perhaps send thread with nudes to parents or friends but first is she 18? We want to keep this above board
This is the plan, i would say have people leave negative comments but i mean look at her of course they will.
How the fuck do you pretend to be chad?
>>24648300
>do this
>"your thumb looks fine anon stop joking around"
>>24648748
Yeah she's 20-something. She's gotta be really fucking dumb because I made a chad account on okc and right after I made plans with her I deleted the account. You would think she would be suspicious.
Can all of you fucking dubfags fuck off and die already?
LOL XD DUBS DUBS MAYMAY OMFG has never been fucking funny or mildly interesting in the slightest.
I can't enjoy roasties getting fucking owned if you faggots are spamming the fucking thread.
>>24648806
Just because you didn't get dubs.
>>24648806
You're the only one who's mentioned dubs in an hour.
>>24648806
>posting from my iPhone
opinion discarded
fuck yourself faggot
dubs
>>24648806
>secretly wanting post to have dubs to be ironic
but nevertheless i agree with you
>>24648806
>>24648815
>>24648824
>>24648831
>>24648832
We're getting off topic guys...
>>24648815
This
Now check em, you vaginal bloodspurts.
>>24648549
Jesus this girl is clearly autistic and lonely as fuck and you cunts are trying to ruin her for what? This isn't even funny this is just a sad bitch who wants to be loved and you're only going to fuck her up .
>>24648806
I think you might just be upset that you didn't get dubsunlike me
>>24648786
>Yeah she's 20-something
Oh then light this pig up.
>get nudes
>post on b
>kek
>take her down and direct her and her loved ones to thread
>kek further
>She's gotta be really fucking dumb because
Well she's a women
>>24648850
OP hasn't posted convo in an hour
>>24648850
Then maybe OP should hurry up. I guarantee she's staring at her phone waiting for Chad so it shouldn't take this long.
>>24648878
>OP hasn't posted convo in an hour
posted 17 minutes ago
>>24648858
Shut up you fucking fag go back to reddit and do some social justiciing there pussy
>>24648761
You get an attractive picture for your profile then you just say whatever you want
>>24648900
Easy there bro, your edge is dubbing you
>>24648858It makes me a little sad too
But regardless of your personal feelings on the matter, moralfagging won't do anything to stop it.
>>24648850
>>24648878
Waiting for her next response.
>>24648860
Nah I'm a moralfag, I'm not gonna go that far. What I'll probably do is masturbate while I ruin her self esteem. Roastie schadenfreude gets me so hard.
>>24648549
1. Tell her you'll meet her at some place
2. She thinks you stood her up
3. actually be at the place (she doesn't recognize you obviously)
4. Pretend you just noticed her and ask her if she's waiting for someone
5. she says "I've been stood up" then you say you've been stood up too
6. Take her back to your place
7. fuck her
8. reveal true identity and throw her out
>>24648922
Tripfag she put this on herself and you have no reason to believe she's autistic. She's just another roastie who craves the good dick from what I'm reading
>>24646827
Girls can't be robots, you silly snowflake. It's not the fact that girls are retarded and act like it, it's the fact that girls can be 100% autistic and still get away with it unless they're landwhales.
They can literally be as autistic as possible, as long as they are above 4/10, not horribly deformed and not extremely fat they will never be robots, they get away with all kinds of shit and always somehow manage to have friends.
I'd fuck a 4/10 chick anyday, even this ugly bitch. Most robots would probably do the same.
>>24648549
String her along for nudes
>>24648945
Can you post what you sent
>>24648900
>>24648911
>>24648922
>Mfw the dubs of truth start rollin in.
But what does it all mean?
>>24648806
No thed
>>24648945
>>24648948
Well in that case I think you should take this route.
At least get something out of this for yourself
Honestly just have her meet up somewhere and text her shit like "just order X I'm on my way," etc., and make her do all kinds of shit like order food for you and promise you'll pay for it, etc., while really you are sitting in the cafe next to the restaurant (best if it's outdoors so you can just be sitting nearby) quietly studying away on your laptop and she'll have no idea you're using it to message her. Props if you can secretly film it without getting caught. Watch her go some where, buy food, get stood up, etc., and then chimp out in public. It will be worth it.
Op. Tell her to head over to mcdonalds in an hour. Once she says shes there say you finally got hit back by the chick you were talking to before. Stand her up.
>>24648918
be jelly of my glorious DUBS you lose!
>>24648955
Thanks anon, You're right. The words ring true and the dubs don't lie.
A bleeding heart for a roastie is like having sympathy for the devil.
>>24649005
This is what I mean but do it at a higher end place and tell her that you're on your way so she should order first, let her "surprise" you with a nice order. Then watch in secret as she gets stood up at a nice restaurant having ordered meals for two.
THEN say this thing.
Then wait 5 years for the inevitable mass shooting she causes.
>>24648549
it's strange how forgiving men are of women's autism and how unforgiving women are of men's autism
i guess it's a suppliers market though
>>24648549
Tell her you'll buy her a BigMac if she gives you a blowjob
>>24648997
>24648644
This is the best route. I can only get off to pictures never seen before so I have to do what OPs doing all the time.
It's being blunt and making her feel good at the same time.
>>24648858
Maybe if she didn't lust after Chad this much she wouldn't keep getting rejected by him
Kek how do you pretend to be chad
>>24649049
>>24649002
FIRST SEND NUDES TO FAMILY. THEN DO THIS.
>>24649100
>Find pic of hot guy
>Make tinder profile
>????
>Profit!
>>24648549
>I'm basically always free
>>24649100
Literally just have a picture with abs and maybe a picture with a face too. Then start by showing interest, followed by being a douche. Optionally you can end it with "trying to be nice" or make it out okay again to make her do stupid shit.
Depending on how long she takes and if the thread doesn't die, this might be the end of this episode of Pretending to be Chad.
Will he get nudes from the roastie?
Will he come in for the kill and salvage the remains of her self esteem on his real account?
Find out on the next episode of Pretending to be Chad
>>24649178
FUCKING DO THIS: >>24649049
>>24649178
You took the shittiest route in the thread holy shit and you even fucking said appropriately
This is going to be a waste of time at this point
>>24649178
Dude you fucked up. You don't say "I'd like something in return," it's just fucking there cause it's obvious as fuck.
>>24649178
BOO YOU FUCKING SUCK OP WORST THREAD EVER STARTED OUT COOL WTF YOU SUCK DICK BRO DESTROY THE ROASTIE NOW!
>>24649178
Chads have it so easy
>>24649178
LISTEN TO THIS MAN OP
>>24649194beepboopbot
>>24649178
I think the spark died
>>24649213
I could tell her I'm in the Aryan Nation and she would still want Chad dick. We'll find out how this goes on the next episode.
>>24649178
bumping for teh lulz OP don't give up now
>>24649250
I really don't think so. You were too straightforward about it. You could've eased in saving some time.
>>24649242
>>24649250
It's obvious you fucked up OP. Women dont' want to admit they're going to fuck you after the first date no matter who you are. It's just implied. The spark died because you said something very, very creepy
>>24649227
Oh it's coming, brother.
fuck this shit makes me miss Beta Chad. OP sucks
>>24646036
>when you have a beautiful girl right in front of you
how toasty could you even be
Well at least now we can rest reassured, the autist girl will not get destroyed.
>>24646151
>beautiful
bitch is ugly as hell, fat as fuck too
she picked the most flattering camera angle and still looks fat as fuck
low standards on these faggot robots in here
cheesy shit is cringy to us but it's cute to women
remember than autists
This thread would be rewarding if she wasnt a fat fembot
le bump for teh lulz OP if not then make another thread, end the conversation by sending a pic of "your" micropenis
>>24649763
Yeah just be on the lookout for a new thread if this one dies.
Dubs aren't even real
Lurking and Bump
>>24649910
then what are these
>>24650093
LMAO, kill ya self nigga
>>24650093
When will you learn? This is how you do it.
>>24650117
you first baby, I'm just chilling here with these fine trips here ; )
>>24650130
>>24650093
No no... Plebs
WE WUZ
*smacks lips
WE
*loots ferguson*
WUZ
*collects welfare*
BECUZ
*hits blunt*
WE
*breaks out of prison*
NUFFIN
*rapes white womyn*
YOU TELLIN ME
*picks cotton*
WE
*spreads aids*
DUBS AN SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT
I can't believe this post is dubs family shaking my head to be honest
>>24650143
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YA SELF!
>>24650261
oh sorry I was running a bit late guys, heres the dubs you ordered
what app is this?
>>24650287
I'll avenge you.
>>24650315
Tinder, desu wit you senpai
>>24650287
To make up for it im dropping <spoiler>quads</spoiler>
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT
Why are the pricks that start these threads always so shit at following through or taking the best advice from anons?
The saga continues phamilia
>>24650423
dine on that forehead of hers
>>24650423
lol poorshit confirmed
Yeah I almost feel sorry for her now desu senpai
>>24650423
this bitch is so sad its going to be so sweet when she gets torn apart
>>24650449
>leg brace
jesus christ this bitch doesn't even try
>>24650444
god damn it, anon you aren't allowed to destroy my sides like that
>>24650449
invite her to a really good place and don't show. actually go outside and take a pic of her showing up and wait for her to leave
>>24650449
>>24650449
offer to meet her at olive garden
>>24650449
>leg brace
lmao welp thats it I officially feel bad for this bitch
OP how'd you come across her kik anyways? did you get it off tinder or something?
>>24650449
Nice save there, and setting up to get her to send nudes.
Making notes for future reference.
>tfw you have tinder, and hope there's not an equivalent thread (or whatever they have) on tumblr where you're the target
>>24650449
Can you stop this, already? No one deserves to be treated like this.
>>24650449
are you going to marry her, op?
>>24650449
If you start to feel sorry for her just remember she self-righteously called herself beautiful and she is an obnoxious cunt, despite the fact that she is 5/10 by the most gracious evaluation on her best day and only from the best angle. She is an ugly girl with a princess complex, the literal worst type of female on planet earth.
>>24650449
This actually hurts me a little. She's dumb as shit for still talking to you, but you can just tell she's excited that someone wants to see her in a dress and spend time with her. She's even willing to do it with the brace. She's so excited to be wanted.
>>24650565
>>24650549
Remember she is only doing this because he has a Chad picture.
>>24646151
>Beautiful
LOL at this basic ass bitch
>>24650565
fuck off moralfag
fatties and roasties deserve everything they get
>>24648779
aarghh
>>24650585
hit the nail right on the head
>>24650565
>>24650549
>>24650604
why not get the fuck out then whiteknighting moral shit. Maybe you faggots still don't get it so let me spell it out for you.
ALL
WOMEN
ARE
WHORES
>>24646942
>16 year old sister
>agree to let me fuck her afterward.
this hurts in my feels.
>tfw you'll never get PTP
>>24650549
>>24650555
From pof and she specifically asked to talk on kik. I'm only talking to her to get nudes.
>>24650444
check'd and kek'dand original'd
>tfw not chad
These threads make me want to kill myself.
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