>in highschool lunch room
>get told to lick my friends face
>actually do it
>he screams
>fucking normal fags
Who /devlish/ here, r9k?
>>24644852
is this bait?
underageb&
>>24644852
gaylord spotted
>go to first semester of college
>parents tearfully wishing me goodbye
>"study hard, Anon! "
>"make us proud, Anon!"
>get to college
>don't go to class
>don't study
>parents suspect nothing yet
>for two weeks they'll still believe that I'm being a good student, making sure their money for my tuition was well spent and that I'm making them proud
>then one day they'll find out
Serves them right for ruining my life and turning me into a robot. I'll never fit into society anyway, I'm not going to validate them by doing well in college. Hopefully the wasted money will put things into perspective for them and they'll accept my NEETdom.
>>24644883
>gaylord
Damn I haven't heard that one in like 8 years.
>he actually did it
Oh OP, you absolute madman.
>>24644940
what country do you live in that you start in november?
>buy a lottery ticket
>cashier says "good luck"
>rip it up in front of him and through it in the trash
>say, "I make my own luck."
>>24645276
A lot of online colleges have weirdly timed semesters.
