Who /death/ here?
>you've been dead for near four years
>the only remnants of your consciousness is only here to bring you further torment
Think I've been dead for like 12 years. Pretty sure I died on the train tracks
Been 18 years anon, 18 years :^/
How do I know this isn't actually the case?
>>24643741
I've been dead for eons only to recently awaken and battle against the girmreaper, the gatekeeper in order to free myself and leave the land of the dead to roam the earth and ascend to the heavens
>>24643741
>yfw you are dead and this place is hell
>Be me
>Dead for 10 years
>Family do not call/write
>Love of my life impregnated by Chad
>All my creative achievements overlooked
>All that I stood misunderstood
>No qt dead gf
>>24643924
>tfw hell is real
>tfw the devil is real
>tfw therefore god is real
>tfw the devil can be beaten
>tfw life or death battles with demons
>tfw you can make it out of hell
>>24643952
>tfw god is actually just the devil pretending to be nice for trolling purposes
>>24644018
iktf but its also for growth purposes
if it werent for the devil i would not have seen the light
>Being dead
>Not joining the skeleton army
>ISHIGGIDIGGIDOO
>>24644179
>a bunch of lv. 15 weaklings leashed to their necrodaddy who get pummeled by the Misogi smash
>be far distant future, 10^10^10^56 years to be precise
>second big bang
>particles arrange in exact same way
>nightmare starts again
>>24644391
Ready? FIGHT!
>>24643741
spot on bro. i ruined my body 4 years ago and i should have certainly died by now
this thread was meant for me
>that feel when i created it
>im alone in my fabricated reality
>tfw you're just a brain in a vat
>>24644468
>>24644533
>tfw brain makes up other brains to give the illusion of normalcy
>tfw lich
>no qt vampire gf to apply calcium to my aching bones
>Count Chadula stole my crush
>/x/ keeps stealing my tomes on conjuring
>cant even go out in the sun if I fucking wanted to, would turn to ash
>tfw
>>24644468
Greentext?
Fuck the god damn son of a bitching robot
>>24644586
oh fuck just dude fuck i just want to be sane dont make me feel like this.
>that feel when samefagging so hard
>i am OP and anon simultaneously
>i need therapy
>that feel when im the therapist
>cant escape reality I am just freaking
>>24644593
>masturbating on chatrulolette
>find sexy cute girl bossing me around
>tells me to "prove my manliness"
>tells me a bunch of things to do
>pick up heavy things
>do 500 situps
>push ups
>jumpingjacks etc
>ended up pulling muscles and tearing my abdomen
>now have weak core
>pretty sure its causing me to slowly die
at the time i was very naive and dealing with some childhood sexual trauma. I was insecure unaware of my sexuality, so i got sucked into someone elses idea of sexuality. And it happened to be the bitch that was gonna kill me. Fucking women. thats the day i decided to stop caring about them. Now im a misogynist, and im not ashamed.
>that feel when im the woman too
fuck
>>24644672
>tfw i am always op
>tfw destined to eternal faggotry
>>24644768
are you serious right now
>>24643900
Dat wall of autism
