[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
I'm trying to work up the guts to attempt suicide sometime
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 29
Thread images: 9
File: 1446829166263.jpg (2 MB, 3008x2000) Image search: [Google]
1446829166263.jpg
2 MB, 3008x2000
I'm trying to work up the guts to attempt suicide sometime this week. What are some methods that, if I fail, won't leave me with bodily or brain damage? Hanging and helium are out because of the risk of hypoxic/oxygen starvation brain damage in case I fail for whatever reason. My antidepressants will also cause brain damage if I overdose on them, and Tylenol will destroy my liver. I don't know if I want to die but I do know that attempting suicide is the only way I can express myself at this point, but I'm not opposed to actually dying if that's the way things pan out.
>>
>>24642529
I doubt there are any suicide methods like this.
Doing something so dangerous that it kills you will always leave you with some permanent damage if it doesn't work out and kills you.

Sorry.
>>
>>24642565
What if I cut along my forearm to bleed out? I'm more concerned about brain damage than bodily damage, for what it's worth.
>>
>>24642614
Serious blood loss won't leave you any brain damage but there are some big downsides.
Cutting your forearms is very unlikely to result in death. It is also incredibly painful and agonizing.

It's not really a good method.
>>
>>24642565
this

Trust me, OP. Most suggested method is helium exit bag. No risk of failure as long as nobody finds you. If you do hanging right and not the stupid way as so you break your neck it's also more likely to kill you. God speed, OP.
>>
>>24642747
I'd also suggest the helium exit bag. It'll be my method of choice, too.

That said, good luck and godspeed, OP.
>>
>>24642529
:(...!! Wtf!! Dont kill yourself!
>>
File: 1448302506843.jpg (28 KB, 659x509) Image search: [Google]
1448302506843.jpg
28 KB, 659x509
>>24642529

>Attempting suicide is the only way I can express myself at this point

Throw away that edgy narrow midset, find yourself a creative hobby, feel that rush of endorphin's every time finish something that represents who you are. You can also find friends (including women) in different creative communities that are open minded and not judgemental plebs.

Or just be a coward. Though there is no fulfillment in that.
>>
>>24643662
That you think that suicide is cowardice tells me that you're not very good at whatever "creative hobby" you claim to have
>>
File: 2342342.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) Image search: [Google]
2342342.jpg
6 KB, 259x194
>>24643496
you people should just leave
>>
>>24643496
fuk off, this is 4chan

killing ourselves is wat we do best
>>
File: 1448779946656.png (270 KB, 373x503) Image search: [Google]
1448779946656.png
270 KB, 373x503
>>24643662

>Or just be a coward.

Yeah buddy, let's see you take up the big balls to end your existence to.
>>
>>24643662
>Throw away that edgy narrow midset, find yourself a creative hobby, feel that rush of endorphin's every time finish something that represents who you are.
this is really good advice. you don't need to share anything, i keep a lot of my art private, but it's helped me so much.

and never stop reading/learning.

learn the history of every country, every religion. learn about all different kinds of clothing, food, music, art, etc.
>>
>>24643787
>>24643695

>running away from your problems
>bravery

pick one
>>
>>24642529

Take a helium bag and cover your head
And after an hour you will be dead
But why wither away like a speck of dust?
Is it because your teeth are colored like rust?
>>
>>24643991
>not cowardice
>bravery
or is thinking not your strong suit
>>
>>24642529
jump off a building
>>
File: edge.jpg (54 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
edge.jpg
54 KB, 600x600
>>24644134

The autistic ones are easily spotted
>>
>>24642529
Long drop hanging.
>>
Jump off a really tall building. At terminal velocity your brain won't be able to perceive the last 6 meters, it would just suddenly the cut out above the ground.
I think this is what I will do if I have to kill myself
>>
File: 1448149284521.jpg (64 KB, 584x759) Image search: [Google]
1448149284521.jpg
64 KB, 584x759
>>24644207
Good one bud
>>
Get some argon tanks. It's easier to get than helium and usually pure.
>>
File: image.jpg (62 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
62 KB, 640x1136
>>24644235
Don't kill yourself OP, but if you insist on doing it, don't do anything that would endanger anyone else. You could easily kill some innocent person if you landed on them. You might even end up living if a person breaks your fall.
>>
>>24642529

>Build a human size pressure chamber, insert yourself

>Literally explode, your intestine shooting out your ass as seen in https://youtu.be/so4aOb1uiLU?t=1m18s

>Experience joyful nonexistence because you obviously can't handle the easy existence that is life today
>>
Exit bag (don't use helium, use hydrogen or argon or something), gunshot (don't use a fucking .22 or birdshot), or massive CNS depressant overdose (only if you're serious about it and get high powered drugs, and can depend on no one bothering you for several hours after dosing)
>>
>>24643991
This is the best solution, as the problem is life and you can't solve life, attempting to do it, will only result in failure. The only way to live a "happy" life is to live a lie, by convincing yourself you are happy.
Also, things like art need immense focus and discipline, something a depressed person doesn't have.
>>
>>24642529
I post this in every suicide thread go to your a.c unit inhale the freon it will get you high and kill you just make sure you inhale a lot
>>
Is it possible to inhale nitrous oxide until you die? I love doing whip its and I think that would be a great way to go.
>>
File: sadvader.jpg (107 KB, 590x325) Image search: [Google]
sadvader.jpg
107 KB, 590x325
12 ga shotgun > 00 or 000 buckshot > brainstem

from behind just under the skull angling up is best, so shorter shotties are better. happy non corporeal trails!
Thread replies: 29
Thread images: 9

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.