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You won /r9k/, you are the future.
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>>24640335
Even the guy on the left doesn't look truly boyish. He has a very defined jaw, the only boyish features are his pale skin, shitty haircut and lack of muscles.
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>>24640335
Most girls under 25 what the skater boy, one direction, lean looks.

Our societal standards are becoming more fine and fair thanks to One Direction.
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>>24640375
Thank you, One Direction. Thank you.
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the manly look will never go out of style, and I say this as a skinny dude
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>>24640374
His haircut looks atrocious though.
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i don't get it, right looks better, both look gay because of short hair though
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>>24640396
Except it's already not trendy or fashionable. All high fashion agencies are hiring lean skinny cute fuccbois.

Chads are becoming jobless in the industry.
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>>24640442
>high fashion
>relevant to real life
no
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>>24640394
Baby I'm perfect! Baby I'm perfect4u!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho32Oh6b4jc

>filename related

style vs dinosaur dads
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>>24640470
>anon has never been complimented by girls because of their sick fits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kqQDCxRCzM
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>>24640442
this gives me hope cause I'm skinny and have a nice face, then I remember that I'll be competing with a million other faggots
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>>24640335
99.99% of females (old or young) would choose the guy on the right.
Anyone believing the opposite probably took the dadbod shit seriosuly too.
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>>24640375
>Thanks to One Direction
More like thanks to birth control.

Women during ovulation phase are predisposed to look for manly /fit/ men then femme faggy boys during the rest of the month.
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>>24640511
Word.

One Direction is based af mang. Just overcome your shyness and you will settle down, you are the future, you are avant garde. Chad has to cope with the +25 duckface hags thanks to you.

You get all the loli, all the pure girls. One Direction made society better and purer.

>>24640538
Ask a bunch of 15 yo to choose and see for yourself. Two words: One Direction. tbqh f-am.
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>>24640573
>Ask a bunch of 15 yo to choose and see for yourself
They will chose the guy on the right, you're deluded.
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>>24640335
How would left still be desirable after his 20's though?
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>>24640624
No he's right, he chose 15-year-olds specifically because they would be into those skinny kinds of guys.
But this changes as they grow up and adult women generally prefer Chad-type men.
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>>24640573
according to those picks there is no winning
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>>24640684
Thats correct. After 25+ women become roasties and are basically dead. Before 25 they can still be pure, thanks to the influence of One Direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6auLlolHBU
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>>24640716
But what are you going to do with 15-year-olds? You can't have an actual relationship if they're that far below your level intellectually.
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>>24640698
>not being lolicon while looking youthful & eternal
>2012+3
>ISHYGDDT
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>>24640740
cuddle, hug and kiss her belly.
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>>24640410
>both look gay because of short hair though

lol @ long haired faggots
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>>24641047
Actually tbqh and fair long (STRAIGHT) hair has always been in-fashion.

Everything else is replaceable: Hitler Youth is being replaced by Young Leo. Long straight hair is still there and has always been.
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>>24640778
>kiss her belly
I can imagine the reaction
''Loool what a creep haha''
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>>24640716
thank mr skeltal

thank mr robotic tester of memetic repetition
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>>24641265
"lol what a creep *giggles*" then *hugz again*.

I love non-roasties tb-h f-am.
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>>24640740

> that far below your level intellectually.

yeah, because so many women mature mentally beyond 15 anyway, right?
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>>24640335
lol he looks like dylan stormtard
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Who /dadbod/ here?
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>>24641364
That anon thinks typical 25+ yo hag Stacy can be smart.

>Stacies
>Smart

>>24641395
He is considered a hottie.
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>>24640335
Right looks much better to be honest family
>Inb4 roastie
There are no women on the internet. I am a faggot.
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>>24640335
oh great now I'm a meme physique

I don't care about being attractive to the general public, I care about being attractive to "her"
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>>24641465
Yeah you're into bears and old as explained previously.

You are from the generation of Chads but this new generation is ours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpsKGvPjAgw
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>>24640335
Those faggots on the left are fucking awful though

At least dude on the right did some something harder than fucking moisturising himself before fucking all the bitches.
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>>24640375
>Most girls under 25

That's been the case since, forever.
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>>24641851
Yep. But it wasn't as popular as it is now (and even more so in the future to come)!
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>>24640716
asian bruh is more aesthetic then the other two
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>>24641975
In your opinion. He isn't a model tho, he is just the servant of the gods.
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>>24640335
>geobaskets with non-black jeans

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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>>24640335
So is BBC kuk porn going to be replaced with kuk porn featuring skinny effeminate Asians fucking white women now?
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>>24640335
Lol that guys fucking rosarie tattoo
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>>24642363
I fucking hope!
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>>24640335

Neither of these models look like me. Remind me when gyno and love handles become fashionable.
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>>24641401
Try sandler core.
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>>24641575
I'd love that song if it weren't for the shit lyrics
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>>24642777
The lyrics say that if you get a qt.3.14 young loyal gf Chads don't stand a chance at stealing her.
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>>24642802
The lyrics are totally aimed at women and their desire to be desired by the Chaddiest Chad within her vicinity.
It's marketing towards pathetic women who want to feel valuable.
No guys think like this.
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>>24642843
Wut
>Everybody wanna steal my girl
>Everybody wanna take her heart away
>Couple billion in the whole wide world
>Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
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>>24640335
>tfw fit with masculine slav face and thick beard
>girls are only into faggy twinks now
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>>24640375
It just means it's more going towards genetics ( pretty face ) rather than something you can put effort in ( muscular body ).
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>>24642777
Instrumental:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-jPI_mzoz4

>>24642884
How old are you? If you are 25+ all those duckface putrefactive hags are still yours.
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>>24640335
this is just for fashion models though, so clearly the gay men who run the fashion world have been on a twink kick lately

women still like big, muscular men no matter how much is pisses you manlet skeletons off
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>>24642876
"The pack leader will fight to retain me!"
"He's concerned with my emotional desires and well-being!"
"He chose ME out of everyone!"
"Aaaah he confessed that I'm his!!!"

No girl is picturing their current boyfriend singing this.
In their head the most perfect guy imaginable is saying this.
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>>24642884
I know this feell
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>>24642932
This. I'm pretty ill-defined and boyish in terms of my body and girls usually just take the piss out of how lanky I am. This literally has no real-world benefit unless you're a model or in a boyband.
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>>24642926
I'm 24, but I don't want those used up cunts. I made out with a 15-year-old qt at a party recently. She tasted so good.

>tfw she didn't accept my friend request on facebook
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>>24642947
>No girl is picturing their current boyfriend singing this.
>In their head the most perfect guy imaginable is saying this.
You real minds?
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| | _/ __ \\__ \ / \ | |/ ___/ _/ ___\| | _/ __ \\__ \ / \
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|____/\___ >____ /___| / |__/____ > \___ >____/\___ >____ /___| /
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
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>>24640698
Afaik bears are much in demand in gay circles? I don't quite get the girls though either.
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>>24642990
You're not taking advantage of your body because you dress like shit. Post fit.

>>24642999
She thought you were creepy. How much time has passed?
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>>24643175
>She thought you were creepy.

Then why was her tongue in my mouth?
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>>24643214
I mean she didn't added you on facebook because she felt like shit after she did what she did. No wonder why lol ! You are 10 years older and don't even look young!
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>>24643273
Thanks, anon. I needed that.
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>>24643273
You write like a retarded 12 year old.
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>>24643175
>You're not taking advantage of your body because you dress like shit. Post fit.
just be urself dress the part man!
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>>24643301
Feels good to be an immortal elf.
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>>24643341
>hairloss
Lmao
Nice try queermo
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>>24643366
Cool mocking joke right?
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>>24643393
this guy looks like he takes up the ass without lube
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>>24643409
Lolis love those.
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>>24643175
Which zone are you from?
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>>24640335
>destruction of masculinity
>winning
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>>24643516
The dude I'm posting is Knochensack an old tripfag. Super lean and qt.

I'm qt as well but probably not on his level.

cute boys need to go for cute girls aka young girls, the One Direction generation. This is part of the argument of the thread.
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>>24643541
Knochensack seems to have a nice style, I dig it, any more pics?
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>>24643539
Yeah man lean cutebois are all trendy now.

"Chad is dead and we have killed him!".
- Nietzsche
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>>24643612
Sure fair anon~

got a ton of knoch he was my favorite poster.
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>>24643620
If a girl wanted a girl she'd be a lesbian
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>>24643620
They were trendy 10 years ago too, except they fell under emo category.
Source: me, I used to dig them before they were cool again.
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>>24643639
Damn, I really love his style. Was he a sarcastic wit? Somehow gives off that vibe.
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>>24643612
cyberpunk

>>24643651
Young girls (and asian females of all ages) like fair, lean men.
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>>24643689
He dresses in militaria, gothic cyberpunk and other gothik cyberpunk high fashion brands such as Julius_7 (he's favorite designer).
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>>24643689
Here it's him with Julius_7.
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>be former anime watching NEET turned /fit/
>constantly fucking girls with boyfriends because I retained my hatred of normals from my NEET days even though I am basically one now
>tfw her boyfriend tried to confront me but he was a skinny manlet and immediately got scared and backed down when he saw I was 6'2 and muscular even though he was threatening to beat my ass through texts

There is something extremely satisfying on a primal level about c.ucking a man who is physically inferior to you. There's a certain look a c.uck gives you when he realizes that you're fucking his gf and there's nothing he can do about it. I relish it.
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>>24640335
I'll be winning when the fat manlet style is in fashion.
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>>24643659
>Emo

True.

Skinnies will always find an style and make that style a trend. It usually happens.

>>24643904
>Things that didn't happen

also it's easy af to confront a hedonistic Chad if anyone is wondering, just use knucks, they're very portable and easy to obtain.
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>>24643904
i said i might

i might just fuck yo bitch ;^)
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>>24643937
Probably never anon. But hey anything can happen.
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>>24640335
>>24640375
Why does he make an expression like daddy is about to rape his boi pussy any second?
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>>24644073
I really want a bf with that style. Where do I find one?
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>>24644500
Berlin. The Industrial techno scene.

It's dark and avant garde af.
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I'm a twink longhair manlet, how can I get in on this?

I haven't bought clothes since high school.
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>>24643117
wasn't as good as this first but was still enjoyable.
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>>24643452
and this bitch looks fat
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>>24640470
Which one do you want?
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>>24644818
YSL of course. Abercombie is pleb tier, mall dadcore fashion.

>>24644777
You bet. I shipped Lloyd with Presea. Collete and Presea are the best.

>>24644791
Compared to Knoch yes, but she is not.
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