*buuuurp* *farts*
*YAWN*
Mornin' wagekeks, just got back from McDonalds. Spend some neetbux on a delicious Mcgriddle and HashBrowns made just for ME by a qualified McDonalds frycook. Ill take a nap soon, have some subway later, and do what I enjoy doing!
Tick, tock wagekeky - how much time is left on the wagekek-clock? Monday isn't forever, you silly wageslave! But don't stress it, after a mere of 5 (five) days on the treadmill you will get another weekend.
Now, isn't that something to look forward to, wagekeky?
And thank you for paying your taxes wagekek!
Psst. Hey, wagekek.
Come closer. Cloooseeer...Tick tock
>>24639704
>Tick, tock wagekeky
Yes, tick tock NEET.
You do know that your neetbux will eventually run out and your mom will kick you out from her basement, right? Enjoy your hedonistic life while you can, because in a few years it'll all end and your only option will be the helium tank, if you can afford it :^)
>>24639704
FUCK OFF RONALD, THIS IS A SUBWAYS BOARD
No one wants to eat your greasy unhealthy shit when they could be eating a delicious and healthy handmade sandwich at Subways.
>>24639754
Stay mad wagekeky
>>24639754
>Hedonistic
That's rich coming from a wagekek.
Aren't you still hungover from "getting wasted" over the weekend? I know that's something you wagekeks love to do. Don't forget to take your aspirin.
>>24639704
>be white
>be lazy
>get pats on the back for taking advantage of government aid on the internet
>be hispanic
>be lazy
>every single post about you is how you're ruining america
imagine if I were black even
>>24639759
II will be heading to subway later as stated in my post t get a delicious subway sandwich HANDCRAFTED just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist.
Don't eat McDonald's. You're better off cooking a wholesome meal at home. If anything, ask your mom to make it for you. I wamt you to be good, strong and healthy neets who are ready to fight and defend their territory and blood if need be. We need you to survive. Train hard and live well my brethren!
>>24639800
I will be going to subway as well, which DELICIOUS HANDCRAFTED sub is your favorite, fellow NEETgod? I enjoy a toasted turkey italiano with provolone and some lettuce and onion. Shame wageys will never enjoy the satisfaction of a handcrafted meal enjoyed alongside some fine literature and home brewed tea on a fall afternoon.
>officially below $50
>need to get another job soon
>snow storms haven't even started yet
I already want to kill myself.
these threads are boring now
>>24639767
We'll compare each other in ten years. If you're still alive that is.
>>24639783
That's correct. Since I earn more than a couple of hundred dollars a month, I can spend my income on leisure activities such as going to bars.
>>24639897
I will be getting a DELICIOUS chicken bacon ranch with jalapenos, banana peppers, lettuce, and chipotle sauce specifically handcrafted just for me to fit my desires!
Sure is nice wagekeks pay their taxes!
>>24639936
I plan on killing myself once neetbux runs out desu. I've been a wagecuk before and death is preferable to that life.
>>24639965
>leisure activities
Must be a great use of the 20 minutes of free time you get each week.
>>24639786
>getting welfare benefits provided by white people for white people in a white country
I'm happy my taxes go to white neets and keeps them from being homeless, it make my people stronger, if you want to be lazy and hispanic, go back to mexico.
>>24640037
It is, actually. Since it is precious time, you enjoy it far more.
Whereas you are always bored, unable to do an activity for more than 15 minutes (such as playing a video game) before having an urge to stop and kill yourself.
>>24640058
In that case why not up your workload to the point where you only get 20 minutes a year. After all, that's better because of how precious that time is to you.
Why are NEETS so damn useless?
>>24640099
Because enjoying life is all about balance between responsibilities and leisure. Too much leisure turns you into an apathetic overweight depressed manchild who masturbates 8 times a day.
>>24640153
Same thing with wageslavery. Too much work and no leisure leaves you a fat peon. We must all find balance in our lives. Good luck and peace.
>>24639754
>tfw parents are nice enough to support me indefinately
>tfw when they die I will inherit the house and enough money to live the rest of my life
Reminder that almost all NEETs are underage and live with parents. What is the allure of getting no pussy and $400 every month? I will never understand you.
>>24640263
>guy who believes you should slave from age 16 to 65 detected
Nice try kucky. When's the last time you ate fresh? I truly pity you a great deal
>>24640368
last time I ate fresh I was on the toilet for three hours
>tfw you're a temporary NEET because you're waiting to be shipped to boot camp and you quit your job
>>24639786
Doesn't matter if you're white you should drink a gallon of bleach and then jump off the top floor of a skyscraper
Jokes on you, NEETkuks. I have Thursday and Sunday off.
>>24640493
They have the whole week off
>>24640530
FUCKING WAGETRAITOR!!
>>24640530
But I'm not working 5 days a week in a row as they imply. Also my job is so slow I'm at sitting down and doing nothing as I type this.
Waiting for a 30minutes to an hour for just one or two customers to come by must be the epitome of wage slavery.
>>24640368
Eat subway? No thank you. Thats the difference between a wagekek and a NEET. You talk about a 5 dollar sandwich the same way people talk about going on vacation. No wonder you fags are forever alone.
>>24640246
I guess you can enjoy the NEET life as long as you make your parents wage slave. Some way to live huh?
>mfw NEET since 2012
>heh not really, i trade stocks, bonds and derivatives with an old ass laptop, 15 minutes a day, 5 times a week
>earning an ungodly amount of cash
>literally like living life with cheat codes on
>my friends are all married and slaves to the vaginal jew in addition to wagekekery
>mfw they know nothing and think i'm a failure
>mfw i told them i won lottery to justify them the fact that i recently bought a Porsche and a couple of condos
>>24639783
>Getting a hangover
Only plebs who can't drink and fags who mix their drinks get hungover.
A true man goes to bed drunk and wakes up still drunk.
>>24640593
>disregarding a CUSTOM sandwich with your own choice of bread made to your exact specifications by a trained, certified sandwich artist
Only a $50 sandwich can satisfy the sophisticated pallet of a genuine, brainwashed, broken-back wageslave. *wink*
>>24640649
That's not NEETdom though. You do something with your life.
NEETs spend their days masturbating to chinese cartoons.
>>24640687
This is a lie perpetuated by wagekucks to justify waking up at 5:30 each morning to go perpetuate an antiquated ssystem.
Neets obviously enjoy a range of activities (why would they not)
i wonder if you wagekucks that think we don't would actually be the ones living in a basement filthnest during a 10-year anime marathon if Mr. Goldstein didn't have you on the schedule to pay for his yacht.
>>24640765
>Neets obviously enjoy a range of activities (why would they not)
What did you do today? :^)
>>24640789
First, acknowledge that any intelligent person can think of at least 10 productive or worthwhile activities with which to respond to such a question by naming a few.
If you are unable to do so then you are not worthy of an informative response regarding the intricacies of my personal luxurious neet life (as that would indicate that you are not intelligent enough to do anything besides wageslave until you are elderly enough to be set free)
>>24639704
>implying I pay income tax
Jokes on you. I don't earn enough to pay tax.
>>24640958
>First, acknowledge that any intelligent person can think of at least 10 productive or worthwhile activities with which to respond to such a question by naming a few.
Sure, but NEETs tend to be unintelligent.
It's one thing to be financially independent because of your ability to play on the stock market. It's another thing to be a basement dwelling NEET.
Let's be honest, most NEETs fit in the latter category.
So let me reiterate my question: what did you do today?
>>24641027
It is different in that a free man can earn jew points in a variety of ways unbeknownst to wagekucks. But it is similar to conventional neetdom in that one does not have to trade their invaluable, irreplaceable life and time in exchange for them.
I've only been awake for a half hour so I've only had time to plan today's subway sandwich and harass wagekucks thus far.
However, i could've easily said that i went for a run, fucked a wageslave's wife, worked on my novel/screenplay, checked my etrade accounts, watched lectures from full courses of finance classes from yale, computer science and solid state chemistry classes from MIT, business classes from Harvard and stanford etc all on YouTube
I could've told you that I pirated and sold text books or resold thriftstore junk on ebay or that i bet both sides of a sports wager on separate books at odds that guarantee a profit or that i did some freelance graphic design.
Perhaps i could've told you that i worked on my paintings or music or studied math on khan academy or programming there or on codeacademy or w3schools.
I might've said i was honing my culinary skills to the point of even perfecting recipes for publication or distribution distribution or authoring comprehensive patents for my latest inventions.
But i admit: so far today, I've only been shaming the wagekuck so far. Didn't even have time to eat my leftover Subway sandwich from yesterday yet.
>>24641320
My longest post ever. Wow. Is this What work feels like? So many options for neets and that was just to name a few...
Truly wonderous.
>>24640649
>>heh not really, i trade stocks, bonds and derivatives with an old ass laptop, 15 minutes a day, 5 times a week
How do I do this? I wanna be rich.
>>24641394
find a broker ,meet their min requirements. i think the absolute go fuckyourself cheapest is $200, but shit like etrade needs $500 down, then just throw your money at shit and see what sticks.
I'm oversimplifying it by a great deal but that's all you need to get started, just research companies,, see who's about to pull some shit out of their ass and get in before the price hikes up
>>24639704
>not cooking your own food as a neet
I just ate some leftover tacos that I made last night. I can cook better than any restaurant.
>>24641320
>But i admit: so far today, I've only been shaming the wagekuck so far.
Yeah, we we're all convinced by your lies. Thanks for coming clean.
>>24641689
Wagekucks can't even fathom the potential possibilities of a free life and free time and think an actual brief list of actual real things one can do as a neet can somehow even be a lie.
Truly sad. We pity you so much wagie. I hope you don't get yelled at too much for sneaking off to the bathroom to make this post. (i understand that you didn't have time to make an intelligible one. Don't worry)
>>24639704
THESE FUCKING NEET-POSTERS
FUCKING
NEET-POSTERS
>>24639704
Mc Donald's fucking disgusting. At least cook yourself some burgers, It's not like you don't have the time to.
I'm in Uni, but once I go on winter break, do I become an honorary NEET?
>>24639704
Oh hey there neetkek. Just finished with biscuts and gravy the wife made. We're having burgers tonight, homemade of course, none of that fast food shit.
>>24642293
no, you still have to study
Reminder that it is usually only one person posting these threads who has ADMITTED to doing so, and has broken down crying from how pathetic his life has become.
>>24642865
>32 different posters in this thread.
that's a lot of wagefags
>>24642865
kek, I'm betting all these threads are actually being made by some bored as fuck wagekuk at work.
>>24642955
...he says from his cubicle
>>24639704
so does this just not apply to people with actual careers they enjoy?
>>24643010
>Stockholm syndrome
>thinking it's acceptable because you earn more jew tokens than minimum wage
Why don't you stop my my house and pick up these donuts i got for your office
>>24639767
fuck stacey
>>24640135
born that way, a hundred years ago or so they'd have been forced into menial labour or left to starve/die from the elements. These days though we pay our taxes to keep them afloat. Not sure if that's better or worse. Not like they add anything to the fucking world.
>>24639730
toplol
>>24644915
Uh oh. Wageslaves are realizing things have changed over the last century. Next he'll realize automaton has made 85% of all jobs obsolete. Too funny.
Sorry for making you involuntarily support my subway sandwich habit through the idiot tax. I mean income tax.
>>24639754
You know that neets are actually the opposite of hedonism? Hedonism is about always waning something better and so on. Neets just life with what they got
>>24642827
....study on winter break? Nigwut
>>24641394
You don't "get Rich". You invest in NASDAQ or S&P in order to get Average Market Returns over 10 years.
>>24639704
Topkek at self improvement being written on that pic. How can you be improving yourself when you are literally the lowest members of society and spend your entire days at home jerking off.
I will bump this now senpai
Please can you cool it this week?
I've been feeling down and don't want to go into work this week. Every morning is a struggle.
I'm just not feeling up to seeing this thread on the catalog.
>>24650258
Awh, is the wagie getting upset? Well, I guess you can just "man up" and "shake it off." Life is tough, after all.
How does one become a NEET
>>24651723
Seriously, how the fuck do you people sustain yourselves
