How do we fix the Nu-Male problem?
no hope for them. the only chance is actual males of this generation raise their children in rural areas, and shield them mainly from the perversion of hollywood.
I actually don't find it bad.
I mean i'm almos the same but with a manbun(long hair, not faggotry trimmed). I think i look good + you have to be up to date do to be fashionable and get grills.
What if you look like pic related, but are /fit/, have no tattoos, and aren't a SJW/hipster faggot?
>>24639187
he doesnt need your "fixing", anon
he gets hipster pussy every day without end in sight
>>24640496
I guess it's good, but depends on the country you are in, every City has an own unique style.
I remember the good old days, were people were different, there were EMOs, Metals, Punks, ecc. WHAT HAPPENED :(.
well you have to counter it with an anti-effeminate trend but you won't do this while most guys spend half of their cash at the hair salon with weekly visits and with guys that have more clothes in their wardrobe than some of us had their entire life.
Once all these bearded hipster faggots hit 30 and the world sees they have no life, no job, and no skills people will stop legitimizing these total faggots and start treating them like the limp wristed pieces of shit they are. Young kids now will see what losers the hipsters are and never want to be like that. Commercials will stop featuring these bitches like they are actual productive human beings.
Just have to wait for nature to take its course and weed out these pussies.
I don't understand this meme at all.
>>24640520
who the fuck would want hipster pussy. That's like being proud you can eat as much garbage as you want.
Why yes, Obama is doing a GREAT job! Please don't trigger me.
>>24639187
i want to look like that desu
>>24639187
Fix the nu-female problem and things work out naturally.
>>24639187
define "Nu-Male"
>>24639187
make women not shit
The car has a flat tire? Oh no! Well, I am sure there is a government program that will send someone to change it for me, right? I mean, that would be fair.
>>24640579
>muh produtivness
>muh society
>muh skills
>muh "hipsters"
KILL YOURSELF YOU NORMIE CUNT
Regardless of how retarded their SJW ideas are they're still doing a lot better than robots regarding women and their love life in general. Don't be a bunch of mad virgins.
>>24640674
found the hipster
lol at you
>>24640459
Man buns look like shit unless you're Clay Matthews
>>24640709
But can they survive the happening?
>>24640787
>implying a typical robot would survive the happening better than a genetically superior chad
Straight delusional brobot
>>24640646
WHERE IS THAT GOD DAMN MEXICAN WORKER?
*gets visibly angry*
I PAY MY TAXES, THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME
*takes out iPad*
I WANT THE PERSON IN CHARGE TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DEBACLE
*gets shot by a criminal*
>>24640735
What does this even means yo fucktard?? I am not even americunt, and i live in small village btw
>>24640851
>implying I don't have a bunker full of canned food, clean water, batteries, bathroom items, medicine, books, tools, weapons, dry wood, gas and happening clothes for every weather
We'll see who survives bro
>>24640751
>Clay Matthews
i'm a female and clay Mathews is an ugly motherfucker
>>24640579
You're on /r9k/, are we really supposed to believe that you hate hipsters because they're less productive than you?
Turn them on to crypto racism and homoerotic masculinity clubs
>>24640735
That word lost it's meaning years ago, these bearded idiots with fades are just wannabe-trendy assholes that jump from one fad to the next. A hipster used to be a smug idiot that went out of his/her way to be a contrarian. Not the same people.
RED FLAGS: IF MORE THAN ONE OR TWO OF THESE APPLY TO YOU THEN YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BEYOND HELP.
>Wears a fedora
>wears a bow tie
>has dyed hair
>drinks coffee, often from starbucks
>spends any time in or around a starbucks
>wears thick rimmed women's glasses
>constantly mention your moustache or beard
>wear flannel and associate with "lumberjack" styles or culture
>enjoy "Ironic" humor and use worn out memes
>consider manliness as having a beard and drinking beer
>drink only craft beer and call normal alchoholic beverages "pisswater"
>have a tattoo of a joke or show/game/movie (most tattoos are red flags, but there is a very small percentage that is acceptable)
>currently attending/graduated from university with useless degree
>call yourself a "nerd"
>Obsessed with things being "vintage" or "retro"
>have any piercings
>use netflix, spotify, tumblr, own a mac computer and other apple products, and/or use google chrome
>"hang around" more female "friends" than males
>are a vegetarian or a vegan and feel the need to tell people
>have a strong "affinity with norse and viking culture"
>misuse the word "literally" and use phrases like "I can't even" and "ummm....no"
>refuse to use adblock because you want to "support website owners and content creators"
>attempt to seem cultured by listening to hip hop or jazz but repeat the same two or three well known artists per genre
>play acoustic guitar in public badly
>ride a bicycle on the sidewalk because you want to look eco friendly but you're a pussy who doesn't want to ride on the shoulder of the road like you're supposed to
>call yourself "classy" and say any of the following in the wrong context "epic, trending, fail, toxic, and ugh"
>>24641178
I drink coffee, guess I'll go kill myself now.
>>24641178
>drinks coffee
nigger detected, coffee is the white man's drink
none of those applies to me though except drinking coffee often
>>24640903
Lol m80 come on
>>24641178
>tfw hiroshima will never ban these fucktards
>>24641178
>coffee
>useless degree
>identify as nerd
>own macs, iPad and iPhone
>say toxic to refer to speech
In my defence I ride my bike on the road like a warrior.
>>24639187
Well, you niggers aren't capable of fixing anything judging by your personal lives. So, you don't.
>>24641178
I do none of that except watch netflix. I'm a mans man though. I still call people and things faggots, I never use smiley faces or emoticons when texting, I'm an asshole to females who try to shit test me, I hang out with all guy friends and realize that a guy and girl can not be healthy friends, I drink only Budweiser and whiskey, and I like my steak rare. More men need to be more like me.
>>24641178
You spend too much time on reddit.
>>24641178
The only thing I do is watch Netflix but I use my parents Netflix so I don't think it counts
>>24641178
>attempt to seem cultured by listening to hip hop or jazz but repeat the same two or three well known artists per genre
>misuse the word "literally" and use phrases like "I can't even" and "ummm....no"
>have any piercings
>wear flannel
am i that bad, honestly. its just flannel and earrings mate
>>24641313
You. I like you. Just keep doing as you do.
>>24641319
Yea, more men need to post on the lowest tier weaboo shitboard like you, Mr. Manly Man.
>>24640459
> with a manbun(long hair, not faggotry trimmed)
What does that mean? You just tie up your hair? Or you tie up a small portion of your hair and let the rest free?
>>24641178
9/10 list until I read about the bike. Don't be that douchebag forcing everyone to see into your anus.
>>24641272
Coffee is fucking shit. Every time I've had an early class there would be those faggots who walked in every day with an overpriced starbucks latte or something to that regard. You hear these people everywhere every day "I love coffee so much XD" and "I can't start the morning without it"
Here's a thought, get up early and don't rely on becoming caffeine dependent just to start your day. Coffee is a meme beverage.
>>24641334
Its pretty gross to oldfags.
>>24641417
>riding on the sidewalk
>ever acceptable
So not only do you think you're superior to drivers, you think you're superior to pedestrians too?
Cyclistfags, when will they learn
>>24641428
Well maybe if you are in the US your people tend to meme overpriced dirty water, in Europe coffee is such a common thing no one gives a shit if you drink it. And frankly, it probably tastes better as well.
I'm gonna go make some right now.
>>24641428
I think it's a dumb thing to get mad about. I don't know anyone who doesn't drink it and when you don't drink garbage like maxwell house it can be good. Hell I drink it black sometimes and the only person I knew who didn't like it is Indian and makes some top notch tea.
Its nowhere NEAR as bad as those fags with monster tattoos.
>>24641461
>implying I ride a bike
Just sick of seeing dude's asses.
>>24641178
>wear flannel and associate with "lumberjack" styles or culture
I fucking hate how flannel has become so associated with hipsters and "lumbersexual" faggots. I have always loved flannel and I will continue to wear it. There is nothing inherently wrong with flannel.
>use netflix, spotify, tumblr, own a mac computer and other apple products, and/or use google chrome
While I mostly agree, there is nothing wrong with the iPod classic. That thing has near-infinite storage and has worked perfectly for 8+ years for me. I hate Apple but the iPod classic is the exception.
I like coffee but don't drink it much. And I have a pretty useless degree. I'm beyond help, time to kill myself.
>>24641486
>energy drinks
those are an entirely different brand of autistic. Even if you enjoy the drink (which I could never understand, when I do partake it's more of a late night beverage since I have no problem waking up in the morning) it's absolutely hipster trash tier if you drink memebucks.
>>24641515
hm yes slurp i agree but maybe we could make an exception for this one thing because i like it
>>24641515
Most importantly, I totally respect if someone wants to keep doing something because they always liked it, regardless of whether or not it was fashionable, I know how annoying it is to have your favorite shit become a meme.
>>24641428
That's literally just complaining about the people that like coffee as opposed to the drink itself.
Learn to form informed opinions and not spout your hate as if it were fact.
>>24640855
lol the white people version of HOL UP
>>24641178
>only drink coffee when somebody offers me
>wear flannel because it's comfy and my mommy does the laundry
I guess I'm doing fairly well
>>24641538
You're right everything in the world is all or nothing, black and white. There is no such thing as exceptions, right.
>>24641550
>misusing literally
added to my list
>>24641552
you're welcome to enhance it
>>24641296
>ride my bike on the road
>>24641178
>>use netflix, spotify, tumblr, own a mac computer and other apple products, and/or use google chrome
All of this except tumblr. How is this a red flag? I also own linux and windows devices.
>>24641178
Let's see my yeses
>drinks coffee, often from starbucks
-Yes, not Starbucks though (shit is expensive). I prefer tea honestly though
>constantly mention your moustache or beard
-I just shaved my stache. Boss and I were doing the no-shave thing, but I didn't care much for myself with a mustache.
>wear flannel and associate with "lumberjack" styles or culture
-I wear flannel, but I don't associate with anything...I just like how flannel looks on me.
>Obsessed with things being "vintage" or "retro"
-I gotta admit yes, but I have an excuse here. My father was pretty abusive and neglectful. We'd rarely, if ever speak, and the only thing we ever bonded over was movies/tv/music from the 50s~60s. So I don't have an obsession, but I do have an interest and a lot of the stuff I like is from that time period.
>use netflix, spotify, tumblr, own a mac computer and other apple products, and/or use google chrome
-I use Netflix, but I don't own anything Apple or use Chrome.
Am I a failure anon?
>>24641319
That's all mostly overcompensating bs. Not masculine.
>>24641616
There is nothing wrong with spotify or netflix.
>>24641178
>people will never stop replying to these shitposts believing that someone actually gives a fuck about their pathetic lives
Fuck you /r9k/
>>24641178
I use google chrome because I'm an idiot too lazy to find a browser without spyware
>>24641619
keywords are the "and" in >wear flannel and associate with lumberjack styles or culture
What matters is not being a lumbersexual, not if you wear a shirt coopted by the "I-I'm a man, look at my beard and my lumberjack shirt!" crowd.
Curtain hair/hitler youth cut is supposed to be partenered with clean shaven face, and full beard shoud be with traditional men haircut, I hate this nu trendh
>wear flannel
>"oh my god anon, you look like a hipster lol"
The fuck? When did this shit start?
>>24641660
use chromium. same thing but lighter and you can opt out of sending google your user statistics
>>24641658
>like who even cares man XD
>>24641694
>The fuck? When did this shit start?
The moment that hipsters decided to look like lumberjacks?
My gf actually left me for a vegan eating hipster faggot she met. Not even angry, I just pity her.
>>24641584
No anon, that is the correct use of that word. He was complaining about people enjoy coffee under guise that he was complaining about coffee itself, hence saying:
>That's literally just complaining about the people that like coffee as opposed to the drink itself.
You dumb fucking faggot.
>>24641694
When women started wearing it and men started to copy them.
>>24641697
I did for a while but it bugged me for some reason
>>24641724
If that's the kind of life she wants, you dodged a bullet.
>>24639187
The only solution is to take the red pill. Ignore women and go your own way. Also, act like a sociopath if you choose to have sex with women and ONLY use the relationship to get things you want.
Write racist rants on the internet and become a misogynist, while looking at national socialism and viking jpgs where a aryan guy in the snow reminds you of your ancestors.
Read berserk and then read the way of men and call everyone you disagree with a kek.
Then go on the paleo diet and start lifting and becoming strong for yourself only. Also, remember that only anonymous individuals online know what manliness is.
Buy my book to get started.
>>24641724
Damn... I bet see lost out switching from a bitter manchild who posts on frog forums to a socially well adjusted man.
>>24641728
no, I explained BOTH why the people who talk about drinking coffee are shit and why I personally don't like it. It's worthless to drink if you can wake up in the morning like a normal functioning human being. The word literally was still misused. So now you drink coffee, and misuse literally, and are a massive cock eating faggot. That's three checks on the list. I'm sorry but you're beyond help
>>24641779
What if I wake up like a functional human being and don't drink coffee until noon?
>>24641771
>projecting this hard
just why
>>24641798
out of a mug like this I assume?
>>24641771
NAMEFAGS
>>24641178
I've called myself a nerd before and use Netflix. I also play acoustic guitar, but not often in public. And I play it well.
>>24641904
>And I play it well.
No you dont
>>24640709
>don't be a bunch of mad virgins
It's like asking us not to breath air
>>24641779
Coffee isn't exclusive to the morning.
That's check one.
I don't drink coffee either, I just hate when people try to act superior because they feel left out. How can I tell you feel left out? Because you bitch and moan about people that go to Starbucks. You're not in their little buddy club, fag, but there's no need to hate them because of it.
That's check two.
I made you mad, and now you're doing the same thing to me.
That's check three.
Sorry bud but it sounds like you're an emotionally underdeveloped babby beta boy. Go back to /b/ and stop bitching about things because of the people that like them.
>>24642107
>likes jojo's memezarre memeventure
check four. you're just digging yourself in deeper
>>24642197
I'll keep digging if you don't mind me, triggering you gives me joy.
>mfw can't grow beard so can't be completely nu-male
>>24639187
I was trying to think of the general fashion style of each decade and they're all very obvious until you get to the 2000's, but the 2010's will be remembered for the Nu-Male style.
>>24641758
>maligning diets
HAES hamplanet detected.
>>24642295
>that filename
whatever website you got that image from, you should go back there
>>24642350
I can't go back to gyazo mate, all that'd do would allow me to look back at old screenshots, and that's no fun.
>>24641178
>Enjoy daily coffee.
>Tried two things from Starbucks to see why people like that piss.
>Have a Netflix account and an old iPod touch lying around.
Fuck.
>>24639187
it's part of a wider consumerism problem that preys on identity issues, low self-esteem and insecurity. just dressing like that or styling your hair a certain way isn't going to get you anything other than being part of a club with some other insecure young people. the keys to be being a man are still just being fit, successful and somewhat naturally attractive - buying certain things or dressing a certain way can't replace that.
>>24641178
>not riding your bike on the sidewalk
enjoy getting crushed by a road rage normie, asshole
>>24641178
I don't drink coffee these days, I just dissolve caffeine and l-theanine in water and drink that.
But nice try.
