I never thought someone from Bulgaria sits on r9k

>>24638946
I didn't know they have internet over there.

>tfw when russian and understand every single one of these questions.
Bulgarian is a joke language desu.

>>24638988
Pole here.

I think I understand some too.

>Kude jiveete?
Gdzie zywiecie -> Gdzie zyjecie? -> Where do you live?

>Kakvo rabotite?
[Co] robocicie? -> Co robicie? -> What do you do?

>Kakvi psihichni zabolqvania imate?
[Jakie] psychiczne [zabolkwania? zablokowania?] macie? -> Jakie zaburzenia psychiczne macie? -> What mental disorders do you have?

>Kolko puti ste pravili sex?
[Jak czesto?] [jestescie prawili?] seks? -> Jak czesto uprawiacie seks? -> How often do you have sex?

>Kakvo buhte napravili aro spechelite edin milion evro
[Co] [byscie?] naprawili [gdybyscie] [?] jeden milion euro? -> Co byscie zrobili, gdybyscie [odziedziczyli?] milion euro? -> What would you do if you [inherited?] one million euro?

>pushite/piete li?
I only recognize the interrogative particle (?) 'li'.

>>24638988
balkanslav here and I can also understand 100% of this post. don't be too Russia centric tho, putinfag

>>24638946
I thought I was on /pol/ for a second, people post there a lot.

>>24638988
>russian
>>24639068
>Pole
>>24639079
>balkanslav

So we basically have proof of partial intelligibility of all three families of Slavic languages.

>>24639149
>partial intelligibility of all three families of Slavic languages.

Well, yea, but that's not really a profound linguistic discovery. I mean I'm pretty sure languages from the Latin family are also partially intelligible to different language native speakers. Italian and Spanish, for instance.

>>24639068
>pushite/piete li?
Do you smoke/drink?
I would translate the rest the same as you.
>>24639079
I do not even live in Russia. Putin is pretty great though.
>>24639149
In written form, yes. But I don't understand a shit when I hear another Slavic language.
To me they all seem like Russian diluted with some other foreign language. For Polish it would be German,for Bulgarian Turkish, etc

>>24639188
Sure. I just thought to point it out because it's a nice coincidence that all three families came up in this thread, as well as it raises the question of whether some families are related more strongly than others.

>>24639209
>piete

Oh. 'Pijecie'. Right.

>>24638946
of course you never thought, cos you were still a child when bulgarian bro was posting his biking adventures on old r9k
fucking newfags are ruining this board

baga-mi-as pula-n ei de castravetari cu capete patrate
imi place branza bulgareasca si asfaltul lor totusi

>>24639516
What is that, Romanian?