NORMIE HELPING ROBOTS
I'm a normie. AMA robots. I'm here to help.
>>24638449
Upside down even when I flip in on my fucking phone.
We don't want help. If we wanted help from normies we would go to /adv/ or /soc/
Fuck off, get off my board.
>>24638449
>>24638467
Kill yourself, kin
>>24638480
Not your board tbqh
You're outnumbered by normies on this board anyway, even if it were.
Those of you who shun help need it the most, senpai.
REEEEEE
REEEEE
REEEEEEEE
REEEEEE
REEEEEE
fuk mai lief
T_T QQ >.< XD
5'5
275
spic
have dyslexia,and other diagnosed learning disabilities
failed community college 4 times, dropped out this year again
4 inch cock at full mast
ugly as sin
HKV at 28
no friends
neet because too afraid of people
lift, but it hasn't helped
my NFL team sucks dick 8 losses only 2 wins
depressed
my mom cries because she's so disappointed in me
no talent
what to do chad?
>>24638489
That's you guys' deal, not mine. But I don't think you should. I like you guys.
>>24638500
Don't REEE, senpai. I'm your friend.
Creeper hoodie guy?
>>24638510
Jus bee yoor self :)
>>24638514
How you say that you can help me when I plaid chibi-robo for the gamecube.
>>24638532
Not same person but being myself is what got me where I am. I despise myself more and more as each day goes by
>>24638510
Are you /fit/? You said you lift but I'm not sure about your /fit/ level.
Things can still be done but you're going to have to lower your standards to 3/10 women. They don't have to be fat or anything but they're going to be meh. You cock isn't too small. It's small and a woman will never be "happy" about it but most won't care in a LTR tbqh. You need to join something that forces you to interact with other people at the point you're at. There's nowhere else to start but there. What do you enjoy doing?
>>24638518
Yep, that's me. I use a tripcode now when I post on here.
>inb4 tripfag
>>24638556
I played lots of shit on gamecube. Best memories with that console tbqh.
>>24638566
Poop in my mouth, just do it, don't ask qeustions
>>24638591
Sorry Senpai I'm constipated due to excessive codeine intake
>>24638566
You can change who you are. I was a beta faggot up until about 10th grade. I got kind of forced into it when I accidentally changed social groups and started hanging out with more assertive people. If your friends are all beta or if you have no friends, I suggest you take up BJJ or something to hang around people who will help you better yourself.
>>24638449
Set up a stream and put a bullet through your head for everyone to watch, if you really want to help.
>>24638572
>>24638572
But you never played chibi-ROBO
I'm cursed. Never play that game. The only way I could fix the curse is if someone pooped directly into my mouth. Will you help me?
you look like shit and stop squinting, it exaggerates your subhuman negative canthal tilt
>>24638614
Sorry, senpai. That's something I can't do. I have people who love me and whom I love and I don't want off this ride any time soon. You can be like me if you want to. Only you are stopping you.
>>24638611
>just bee urself
Great advice, normalfag.
>>24638636
>Only you are stopping you.
>>24638639
That wasn't me who said the "just be yourself" comment. It's obviously not going to work if yourself is shit.
You can change who you are though.
>>24638614
>>24638614
FUCKING NORMALS WHATRE THEY GOOD FOR.
NOTHING.
THEY ONLY ARE BAD!!!
LIFEEEE
IS PAIIIIIIIIIIIINN
NOW I'M BANNNNNEEEE
>>24638636
Why won't you poop in my mouth?
Inlove with a guy miles away and every time he talks about another girls tears start to fill my eyes.
No help for me but any advice to just fucking move on?
>>24638663
>>24638663
I NEED YOUR HELP
POOP RELATED
>>24638672
That won't help you. It's just a sexual fetish or you just got your edgemaster6000 in the mail.
But life doesn't have to be pain, senpai.
>>24638611
I went from being a robot to being a normie back to being a robot x10 since I lost my job. Have no intention of going back to work because I'd have to meet new people and that absolutely scares the living fuck outta me. I'm incredibly socially awkward. Can't have a conversation without saying shit that just makes me look like a Fucking idiot. Every time I open my mouth I say something that makes me want to slit my throat on the spot. I've tried so many times but always same outcome
>>24638683
Tell him to poop in my mouth please for the love of everything that is good
okay I'll bite
how do you acquire a girlfriend
don't suggest going to clubs and shit, I don't want a one night stand
>>24638572
Eh, I don't really care if someone uses a trip, if they get really annoying I filter them but it has never came to that.I still think you're qt.
>>24638691
THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
I'm not joking, please, everyone thinks my curse isn't real. PLEASE HELP ME.
>>24638611
Also got some friends who aren't beta but I feel out of place around them. I add nothing to the situation and feel like I'm there lying to myself.
>>24638683
Well, if you're going to move on anyway, you could let them know that it make you sad to hear about it. Not sure what your relationship status is with them.
Anyway, for moving on, if you're a guy, watch porn with people that have attractive features that don't resemble his. Focus on things you find attractive about people, physically and not, that are things he doesn't have. Remember his bad qualities too. Think about how person X has Y, something you enjoy, and the guy you love doesn't have it. Keep doing that with different things.
If you're a girl, just have sex with people you find attractive who have characteristics that don't resemble his.
>>24638715
This is how I've learned, if you go umin with the intention/obsess over wanting a girlfriend you aren't going to get one.
I know it sounds cliche as hell, but the more you think about it the smaller your chances are of "acquiring" one.
>>24638751
that makes a lot of sense
I obviously try to hide it, but they can probably sense that shit
>>24638703
People
Overtly
Offer
Poop
>>24638715
Leave a gamecube at her house and a copy of chi-bi robo
Let the curse kick in
Offer to curse curse
instant friends/w benefits :DDDDD
>>24638703
If you can't help saying stupid stuff, try not talking as much. Make an effort to only say things related to the conversation. You'll seem reserved and quiet but it's better than looking dumb.
I used to have the same problem in middle school and the beginning high school. Thinking of other people as being less than me and making a conscious effort to think how I would react to something being said before saying it helped. It's all natural now.
>>24638715
You don't have to go to clubs. I'd actually say that's a bad place to find anything other than a one night stand. You have to interact with people though.
If you're 5/10 or better, I'd try tinder and okcupid. It actually works really well from what I've seen with a few friends. Tinder isn't always just hooking up btw, though it is often.
If you're not that attractive, you can try the same thing and go for less attractive people. I'd work on how you look though. Unless you're deformed, a good haircut, exercising and dressing well can help a lot.
You can also join shit you like. There are activity groups for almost everything these days. In short, you have to be in situations where you can talk to women if you want to start talking to women.
>>24638449
The fuck are you doing here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VL5W4QQgFM
>>24638737
Give it time. And try doing things with them other than just hang out. If the regular friends aren't helping, surround yourself with more "alpha" people. Try joining a BJJ club, seriously. Every one I've ever been to has people who enjoy helping new people and everyone is genuinely friendly. They're also mostly alpha tier.
>>24638812
Okay lets see how you talk to women so I can learn maybe
Hi chad
>>24638826
That's hilarious af tbqhfam.
This isn't your safe space though.
If i ask you for advice, will it all essentially be "git gud" like every single normalfag that has claimed to want to help before you?
>>24638835
Hey, what's up? (friendly voice, eye contact [neither are a conscious thing. Just what I do])
(assuming I don't really know you)
>>24638860
I've been shit tier socially before so I'm pretty good at helping. I'm also not deluded into thinking that it's as easy for most of you as it is for most people. Most of you guys aren't very attractive or socially adept. Quite a lot of you are average intelligence at best too (not all obviously). I realize that it's different and that you're all on hard move after already being on hard mode.
How do I get back into the social life and make friends. I have tried joining clubs and sports before, but it never leads to anything.
>>24638868
Not much, so I heard you deal with some club?
>>24638812
Its not that I talk too much, it's just I blurt out something trying to be relevant to convo but end up stuttering about God knows what then go into a mini anxiety attack. I wasn't always like this but I feel like it's getting worse an worse.
I've locked myself in my house to avoid anymore social retardation.
>>24638449
Can you do us all a favor and leave? Leave and never come back, you're not here to help, you're here to inflate your ego and circlejerk about how much of a good person you are
>>24638916
He's actually given useful advice senpai
>>24638895
This is going to take forever on here lel. And I'm not sure what dealing with a club is tbqh. I just talk to them like I do guys. But in a way that I'm actually interested in what they have to say. I'm not really, not any less than guys but not more, but I do like hearing them talk and smile and shit. I let them keep talking and I smile and tend to talk in a more pleasing tone. I usually look at them differently than I would a guy. None of it is conscious though.
>>24638894
You have to start with clubs and sports and take some control from there. "I'm going to the bar for a bit later, you guys wanna come?" or "Hey, you guys have a ps4? I'm looking for more people to play with online." If they're not inviting you to stuff, you need to do it. People like doing new things. I'd go if someone invited me to something and I wasn't busy. I'd definitely play ps4 with someone if they wanted.
>>24638896
You need to focus more on it. If you can't, try not to panic when you do it. Laugh it off and make it known that you know you say stupid shit. As long as it's dumb but not awkward, people will tend to see you as a fun guy rather than weird.
>>24638916
I'm genuinely trying to help, familam. Not so much out of a need to do good but because I'm bored and it's something to do at 6:30am when everyone I know is sleeping.
Also, what game is that pic from?
>>24638995
I see. Maybe we could talk over skype so I could get some practice? I haven't talked to anyone in person besides my mom for a long time and all she does is yell at me.
>>24638950
NO!
>>24639008
Alright i gotta admit i was angry to see some self-rightous guys babling about trying to help people here, i was angry because i've had bad expriences with people like this but if you're really helping somebody that's ok
>>24639037
Here's a throw away email I use for posting contact shit on 4chin.
[email protected]
Hmu and I'll try to help.
>>24639037
Lol this made me giggle
>>24638995
No I come off awkward. I can see it in their eyes. I knew I was socially awkward but god damn is it getting bad. Like I said I wasn't like this before but after it happens more and more it played with my head to the point I just gave up. maybe I'll give it a shot next year who knows, thanks for the advice tho
>>24638887
I'm worse than most robots, pretty much everyone here has kissed a girl or at least been liked by a girl but as far as I know no girl has ever had any interest in me. This despite that I'm tall, not fat, not ugly, have no diagnosed mental illnesses, is have barely any social anxiety compared to many guys here and am not neet.
What's so horrible about me?
>>24639104
Thanks, I'll cya there
>>24638514
Why don't you think I should kill myself?
medium kek
>>24639179
Because there's happiness out there for you, senpai. You just need to find it.
>>24639167
You probably just had shit luck with lack of experience early. There probably have been girls who have shown interest and you haven't noticed because of that lack of experience. Either that or you're just so neet and antisocial that you're never around people enough. Can't expect to meet women if you avoid people in general. If not, then the first thing I said.
>>24639163
You could always try taking 2 shots before going into public. Idk how it would work for you but if you're really that bad at speaking and that anxious, it could help.
>>24639249
I haven't had a social life (I haven't avoided it either) so very few girls have known that I exist and I couldn't see anything on them that could have meant that they could have liked me.
Nowadays I still don't have the kind of social life where I have people to hang out with but I party at this university and the one I went to before.
I've partied very many times, always get drunk, al,oat always have fun and have very many acquaintances that's just people I've spoken to while drunk a few times.
>>24639249
Ive tried that but that just leads to more drinking with me lol. It all starts when I try to make eye contact and maintain it. It's all downhill from there. I feel as though they look into my eyes and see straight through me and all my insecurities and I crumble from there.
>>24639337
That's your problem, senpai. It's a lot easier if you hang out with a friend group. Every gf I got in highschool was a girl I met through a friend. Over half of the women I've slept with have been women I've met through friends and the rest, with the exception of like 2, have been women I met while with friends. Having friends makes like a lot easier, senpai. Social connections get you places. It's hard to do shit all alone. I've literally been intentionally hooked up with like 2 girls by friends. My current gf is my ex's friend (ex friend too obviously) and I met the ex through a friend. It all branches out and you need somewhere to start.
>>24639377
Honestly, I'd advise seeing a therapist. It seems like you have severe anxiety and that you're slightly paranoid. Not saying it's a bad thing. You can get help for it though. You'll be able to fit in better. If that's what you want, anyway.
Any good tips on making conversation or being interesting/fun? I can't last 2 minutes, I swear. Even worse with girls.
>>24639694
With a girl, I just ask followup questions. If they mention a dog, I ask about where they got it, any other animals, it's name, if they have any pics on their phone, or almost anything. I act interested and usually I am because I enjoy talking to women. If they mention something specific that I'm familiar with, I talk about it with them because I'm interested in it too. If they mention a hobby, I ask about the hobby and find out more about it.
There's not one thing to talk about. It's only weird if you're trying to force conversation. You need to be interested in something they want to talk about and engage in conversation about it. Don't try to talk about anything random unless it's something you're excited about and want to share. If you're passionate about something, they'll probably be interested in hearing about it. Make sure to include them in the conversation too.
How do I get sex?Seriously though, I grew up with no father figure and have no idea about male-female dyamics
>>24639514
Yeah you're not wrong lol
>>24639776
>Don't try to talk about anything random unless it's something you're excited about and want to share.
Ah, I think that's the problem. I'm depressed so I don't really give a shit about anything. You sure there's no way I can fake it maybe?
>>24639821
One step at a time, senpai. If you can already get women to talk to you and like you, you probably don't need much advice. I'm getting the impression that you don't interact with women really though, right?
>>24639858
I've never tried to fake it but I'm sure it's possible. Sounds like it would be a miserable experience for you though. Worst case scenario, you could talk about TV shows most people are into.
"Have you seen the new Walking Dead?"
Yes, anon
*discuss*
or: I don't really watch that show, anon
"What? It's really good. You should get into it for reasons xy and z. What kind of shows do you watch?"
"blah"
*discuss* if you like it too or ask more about it.
You can talk about literally anything if you do it right, senpai.
>>24639985
>I'm getting the impression that you don't interact with women really though, right?
Yeah. Not that I don't have the opportunity, I just don't know what to say. Maybe I'm just too boring. And awkward.
>>24639776
This seems doable. Cheers
>>24640043
Look at my recent posts about conversation. That's a good starting point. Since you have the opportunity, try that. If you want their facebook or something to keep in contact and don't want to be so forward as to ask for it, try "Oh yea, I read something about (thing we were talking about). I'll add you on facebook so I can send you the link" and you can send it on there and start talking on there outside of the usual setting you see them in.
You obviously don't have a link. Just find one later. If not, message them and say you couldn't find it. Doesn't really matter. It's just god to establish a means of conversation out of the small amount of time you'd usually be able to talk to them. Once you find a common interest, you can use facebook to talk about it. I wouldn't go for a phone number right away since that's more personal but it's up to you.
Reeeeeee etc.
not unoriginal
>>24639499
Yes I've noticed that. It seems that almost everyone, including mentally ill people and almost all "robots", can have a friend group but not me.
