>cousin is 32
>no job nothing
>everyone hates her for not wanting to get married
>had a job when l was 22 ( cousin is 10years older )
>she'd always come uninvited
>"hey anon l got u some pizza haha"
>always cool
>she probably was a lesbian
>one day she tells me that everyone in the family hated her but me
>feelsbadman
>help her get a job
>she gets one in no time because she had experience
>it goes like this for a year, she'd occasionally buy me vidya or pizza and play it with me
>2 years later
>"anon l won the lottery"
>wut.jpg
>25million shekelerinos
>buys a house on my name and tells me that l can ask her for money if l ever need it
>everyone becomes nice to her all of a sudden
>she ignores them and keeps living her neet life
>visits me from time to time
>buys a shitload of pizza everytime
I still work in retail, probably gonna stop soon, get neetbux
and live my life like l want to with all the money l saved.
Who /goodsamaritan/ here ?
Wife her
>>24638135
>everyone becomes nice to her all of a sudden
>she ignores them
I really hope this continues. Fuck those cunts
>>24638135
Is your cousin at least attractive?
>>24638135
That's sweet, I'm happy for the two of you. Hope it's true desu
>>24638135
you did good pham, I'm proud of you
>>24638135
Answer my fucking question dickhead>>24638302
>>24638188
She's a lesbian tho
>having retarded kids with your cousin
>>24638302
Not really, she's chubby with a nice ass, but her face is meh. Also she's lesbian
>>24638247
She knows that they love her for her money though, she doesn't give a shit about them anymore
>>24638602
>Not really, she's chubby with a nice ass, but her face is meh. Also she's lesbian
Post pics plox :3
>>24638602
>not having retarded incest babies with your rich lesbian cousin
It's like you have morals or something.
>>24638135
why not live with her or something and neet it up?
>play vidya together everyday
>eat pizza and watch anime all day
what are you waiting for? for her to change her mind?
>>24638643
She looks kinda like pic related, with smaller tits and a 6/10 face.
>tfw never asked her to undress for pics because l have morals
I don't really like her body type anyways
>>24638648
You only have this kind of fetish because you don't have a cousin 10 years older than you senpaitachi
>>24638713
That's the perfect body type brobeans
>>24638707
Because l don't have to pay rent and have a lot of money from my job and am going to live on neetbux
>who/yurop/here
And also that she comes visit me a lot ( like 2 times a week, 3 sometimes)
>>24638713
If you wonder what her name is 8t's Jaye Rose , she has a tumblr and shit, you can find more pics online.
>>24638764
Thanks for sauce senpai
>>24638602
>having retarded kids with your cousin
That's not how inbreeding works senpai. You only get retards if you inbreed for several generations.
>>24638839
Knowledge brings respect dear robots.
>>24638885
Still not going to ask senpai, l saw her topless once, didn't like it and that's it.
She's not the typical milf you see in porn, she's more like the "idgaf about myself let's watch tv and eat pizza" type of girl.
>>24638930
Doesn't make you less of an autistjk senpai l love you
>>24638713
>Wide hips for child bearing
HNNNNNGGG
>>24638713
>>24638743
>>24638764
>>24639021
How am I too low in content
Pic is 100% content
Bump
Bump bump
Bumpitiy bumpitiy bump
>Calls himself a good samaritan for telling someone to get a job
Go fuck yourself.
Thats a nice story, even without the lottery stuff. I wish I had someone that would bring over pizza and play some videogames with me.
What vidya do you guys play
>>24638135
>Who /goodsamaritan/ here ?
I'd fug your cousin even if she didn't win the lottery, because I'm just such a nice guy.
>>24641327
>i wish i had someone that
why did you have to remind me
>>24638135
Cthul story, even better if genuinely true.
