>im spending the night with coke and rum
>she's screaming in delight, choking on chad's cum
>Quick, anonette, take my hand, for the night is young!
>Alas, she has eyes for Chad, for his dick is well hung
>>24637862
I'd take the coke n rum instead desu.
Who /depressedalcoholic/ here?
So what you're saying is, you want to be the one choking on Chad's cum instead?
>>24637899
Maybee she's a lesbian
>Your life without her is banal
>chad is giving her anal
>while i want to fly
>chad gives her a creampie
yeah but coke w rum is like really fucking neat and stuff though
>>24637880
functioning depressed alcoholic
Rum with coke is my jam, as well as the only thing that keeps me going. I'll drink whatever I can get my hands on on desperate days though.
>I mow her grass
>He pounds that ass
>>24638594
You got good taste. I usually run a 1/1 blend of morgans and coke.
I drink to forget and to escape for a bit. Don't think I'm at the point of harsh withdrawals though... Trying to limit myself a little.
Why do you drink?
>>24637862
>I'm thinking of rhymes that use multisyllabics
>She's riding Chad, practicing her mechanics
>>24638961
I can't remember.
Drinking makes me feel good, makes me forget about stuff and just lets me live in the moment.
Also drunk multiplayer vidya is fun.
The good ol' cap'n is my go-to drink.
Ever had Malibu coconut rum? It's sickeningly sweet, but it's got this delicious Caribbean taste to it. Makes you feel like you're on a holiday.
> you're pwning noobs
> Chad nuts on her boobs
> you imagine you two on a date
> Chad's dick has her up late
> you're eating subway
> Chad's the master of foreplaynot bad for a grill, huh :^) #sorceress
>>24639263
How many chad's have you fucked?
>>24639191
I'll check it out. And yeah, playing when drunk can be fun. >tfw got the "under the influence" badge in a ts i frequent
>>24637862
>you make acrostics with her name
>chad makes her loin fire tame
> Chad slams her up against the wall
> My tongue is cupping Chad's left ball
> She gags on Chad's erupting cum
> I slip my penis up Chad's bum
> She rides Chad's cock with girlish grace
> My scrotum rests upon Chad's face
DID I DO IT WRITE GUYS
> Chad flicks her clit until she squeals
> I bind Chad's wrists with two large eels
>>24639310
0, because I'm a KV witch
>Inside the court, on Jury Duty
>While Chad is home ramming her booty
Or
>You're all alone, you have no friends.
>She's screaming "Chad I CAME AGAIN!"
>>24639861
Gtfo reeee ect.
> chad is giving her herpies
>I'm a home enjoying slurpees :D
>>24639861
Wanna' raise a cat colony with me?
>>24637862
Let's reverse things up a little, normie life is shit anyways.
>Chad just gave her AIDS
>I can fap to 2D maids
>you are at home, silently shitposting
>Chad and Tyrone, give her the spitroasting
I express myself through poetry
every verse a heavy feel I must carry
he moulds and bakes her like pottery
a ceramics class I wasn't invited to
Not OC. I saw this on a thread earlier.
>she promised she's mine
>chad sends shivers down her spine
>>24637880
>your drunk and passing out on the floor
>shes going out and being a whore
That being said, I'd take the alcohol to a female any day. Bukowski in one of his poems to stick with the beer, its continuous love, continuous life, and more and more I understand what he meant.
