>4 girls
>4 rejections
>brb while i amputate my dick and balls
Seriously, I'm done. Women can go fuck themselves.
they all look fat and average
>>24637857
>four girls out of which only Amy is not illiterate
Don't complain if you have shit taste in women.
>>24637885
Right? I totally lowered my standards for these bitches and they all flat out rejected me.
legit laughed at this thread. 10/10 keep posting OP
>IT'S A NUMBER GAMES BRO
Seriously though OP, keep going.
>>24637857
Keep going with the pattern you're using, I feel like you're gonna hit a vein of pussy soon.
>>24637857
Lol, some robots are so autistic I almost believe this is real.
You got the right lines, just keep trying son
>not offering a flick and a lick
There's your problem.
>>24637901
>>24637904
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>>24637980
Last one. It's just as well, I wouldn't have been able to maintain a boner with this fugly cunt.
>>24638108
Your supposed to reply with "I'm trying" m8
Also do you know these girls? I seriously hope they aren't class mates or something.
It's okOP youre gonna get some FUCK soon I can tell you you seem ok
You're a fucking tool.
>>24638108
you gotta keep going after the rejection
no means yes
>>24637857
I hope this is bait. But knowing the autism of this board so probably not. This pathetic either way
>>24638108
Holy shit Jacob get your shit together.
Keep going though I need more laughs.
BE MORE ATTRACTIVE, HOW ARE YOU MESSING UP THIS SIMPLE STEP
>>24637857
Anon, thank you m8. Read the first one and laughed. After 20 seconds I made it to the second one and laughed even more. By the forth one I'm in tears and my sides hurt. I haven't had a laugh like this in months. 10/10 post.
>>24638160
can you smell the burning beef
Jacob you are alpha as fuk seriously. I can come over for a fag and shag (no homo)
>>24638160
>roastie detected
Did someone order Arby's?
>>24637857
>it's a faff and a laff thread
Post one more OP. We're all waiting.
>4 rejections
>my life is over
>>24638642
Try 4 rejections in the span of 30 minutes.
>>24638108
Dude.
You can't just skip to the fucking end .
Play around a bit , create some fucking rapport then don't ask her to right down come and fuck you . Invite her over for drink,coffee,food and lead from there jesus christ you people.
>>24637857
OP with humor like this you'll easily get a gf
>can't complain
>proceeds to complain about having to study
Women are the worst.
>>24638108
Why are you doing this over facebook? Don't all these people know how much of a failure you are?
your game is weak son
>>24639066
Because it's not real, OPs a liar. I've seen people posting "a faff and a laff" a few times on /r9k/. It's a meme.
>>24638108
*you're
dumb cunt
more reactions OP or its fake
hello r/4chan fgts
>>24637900
Maybe you should have asked them out for coffee or something. They probably want it, but don't want you to think they're sluts.
>>24639202
Well, faff and a laff isn't new, but it's not the original faff and a laff. Or at least the one I remember.
>flog and a snog
>a smoke and a poke
>faff and a laugh
>flog and a snog
Jesus Christ someone archive this comedy gold.
Implying this isn't bait or a troll, you have to be some kind of autist to not see the pattern that your method is both pathetic and creepy. You're a failure, son.
>>24637857
Didn't you post this before? Aren't these the same girls? How many people are on your friends list, 5? Why aren't they ignoring you at this point? Why aren't they fucking livid that you're repeatedly asking them to shag when they've declined so many times? You're either mentally retarded or you're a faggot. I think it's both.
b8/10.
uve been b8ed m80s
>>24637857
>>24638108
more pls, keep it comin OP
Replace those foof and spoof with Netflix and chill when they get there reveal to them you don't have Netflix cause you a neet Faggot but you guys can still chill works every time 50% of time
>tfw when gril comes by for a dram and a cram
>>24637857
nigga i hope you dont actually believe that shit could work
almost at the top of r/4chan
well meme'd
>>24637857
A+ stuff OP
>>24637857
>faff and a laff
>foof and a spoof
>fag and a shag
>flog and a snog
>drink and a squink
I'm using these.
