Give me an excuse to call off from work. No bullshit.
hi wagie
>>24637389
you are in prison
unfontantionally this only works if you get sent to prison
you will also probobally lose your job.
"I hate my job and the though of showing up makes me feel depressed, I dread the end of the weekend so I sleep later on Sundays hence I'm tired today any altercation with my fellow wage c"cks will put me one step closer to killing you all."
Tell him your overlord at work that OP.
Every time I call into work, I say Pinkeye. Note I only call in once in a blue moon (pretty much yearly) so they'll think your eyes are fucked if this every other week.
Don't have to go in to explain yourself and the phone call would be less than a minute.
at my work anytime you call in sick you have to bring a doctors note next time you work. i have never called off.
>>24637389
Got bad diarrhea and incontinence. Noone wants someone to come to work if they are gonna shit on the floor.
>>24637478
>at my work anytime you call in sick you have to bring a doctors note next time you work
Most doctors are pretty chill about this
Just send them an email or have one of their assistants write a letter using the doctor's letterpage
