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Many keks to be had pham. When should I tell her that it ain't me?
(Been talking for less than a day and she's all over the Thundercock)
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>>24637220
Holy shit it's like a desperate guy talking to a girl. Fascinating.
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Ture nature of women, they shoot too high and cry when they can't get their way.

Just put her in her place, murder her self esteem.
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>>24637220
>I'm just fucking alone like always
>Beta Orbiter: "I'll date y-"
>Fuck off nerd
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>>24637440

She ignored my message on my real account but messaged me first as Chad. Fuck this "bee yourself" shit.

I tried to get nudes from her but she says something about self respect and shit.
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>>24637496
Just say you just want sex, but want her pictures first, and maybe a relationship after.
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>>24637428

What should I say to fuck her self esteem up?
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>>24637496
get nudes, tell her she ignored your real profile and that she is a shallow dumb cunt and her nerds will be on the internet forever
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>>24637576

I'm still trying to get the nudes but she won't give em up.
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Show her actual face, faggot.
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>>24637496
>Self respect
>Goes on tirade once Chad refuses to even acknowledge her
>Message her as a robot
>Ignore you like Chad did to her
She probably wouldn't even see the irony here if you tried to explain it to her. It is fascinating how everyone but Chad is invisible to these women and they then bitch and scream when Chad is fucking some other Stacy.
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>>24637829

Here ya go. She's actually like an 8 imo and seems like a nice enough girl. It's a shame how shallow she is.
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>>24637888
>8

try 3
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>>24637888
>8
ahhaha kek
im ugly and id rate her a 4 tops
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>>24637888
>8
>888
She's clearly not an 8 though 2bh. 4 imho.
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>>24637888
>8

HAHAHAHAHAHA. good trips though
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>>24637888
>she's actually like an 8 imo
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>>24637888
>She's actuall an 8
>an 8
>8

Trip 8s confirm that she's an 8 unfortunately. She'd be a 4 otherwise.
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>>24637888
8? 8 a cake maybe m8
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>>24637888
>Calling this thing an 8
Smh fa m
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>>24637888
888 trips say she's an 8
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>>24637939
kek

fuck you robot let me kek at this anons joke
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Here's the real thing. They got cropped out for some reason.
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>>24637888
>>24637874
>>24637496


So if I made a similar experiment but with two girl accounts (one cute and one with below average) you think the result would be any different?
Men would see no difference and have no preference between qt girl and ugly one?

People on tinder are shallow, what a news- both men and women to a similar degree.
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>>24638072

Unless the girl is horribly disfigured, she would get a lot of attention. Even an average girl.
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>>24638072
You didn't see the meggy thread, did you? Fucking idiot.
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>>24638009
>Fat girl angle

Although those are some mighty fine titties.
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>>24637888
Lol, people like you calling her an 8 are the reason she can ignore you and go for Chad.
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>>24638085
I know there was a huge difference in feedback on my personal account based only on changing photos to more flattering.

And you have to take into account that many guys try to match with almost evey girl possible to enhance their chances (even if its just a one night stand scenario): dont pretend there isnt a different level of interest and being invested with more attractive women.
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>>24638106
Yeah, I am idiot for not seeing this one thread on r9k- enlighten me
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What app is that? Also try insulting her looks or something
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>>24638117

I only call her an 8 behind relative anonymity on a Turkish carpentry forum. And because I'm bitter that she wouldn't accept me when I bee myself.


Look I know imnot entitled to a fucking sports illustrated model. All I ask is for a girl with a good head on her shoulders that I happen to be attracted to. And my standards aren't fucking sky high
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>>24637939
that was kefka levels of funny with a wicked sense of humor
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>>24637888
>She's actually like an 8 imo


khkhkhkhk
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>>24638150
Someone shopped Eggman's head onto a girl (hence the name Meggy), made an OKCupid profile and it got hundreds of messages within 20 minutes of signing up

The shoop was so fucking bad. If I had to rate Meggy, I'd give her 1/10

Go make a profile using Eggman's face and see how many women message you or even reply to you after you've messaged them. The result IS different.
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be really nice to her. Tell her how good she looks and stuff. Plan a date and never show
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>>24638199
I was talking about experiment similar to OP's: if i were to message a guy from mentioned two accounts (and said wanted to meet up in the same time or something similar) you really think guys would rather go for ugly girl than good-looking one?
Thats some delusion if I ever saw one
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>>24637888
>She's actually like an 8
>8
>this post
>these trips
Could it be? Has the prophecy has been fulfilled? What a magnificent moment to witness. The ultimate b8
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>>24638009
ugly face -6
big boobs +2
mole on nose -1
air field forehead -1

4/10
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>>24638233
they wouldn't completely ignore the ugly girl and then cry when the attractive girl ignores them. that's a level of inconsistency and irony only achievable by women.
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>>24638233
Oh, I misunderstood your post. My bad

I'd like to know tb h. You should try it and post the results here
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>>24638294
>air field
At this point it's a space station anon
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>>24638296
>implying
I was ignored and messaged by the same guys and only difference in my profile were pics used. I know dating situation of some of my less attractive female friends and there isnt anything to envy them
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>>24638272

Not bait, I legitimately find her attractive.
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>>24637888
T O P B A I T
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>>24638272
A truly momentous day in /r9k/'s history.

>>24638459
Come on, man. Even if you do find her attractive, imagine that irl. The stink would be overwhelming.
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>>24638506

Not bait, I actually do find her attractive. And even then she still ignores my real account.
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>>24638535

What stink?
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>>24638331
Tinderslut BTFO
>>24638233
Not the same though. A guy wouldn't be messaging a hot chick about how lonely he is and no girl wants him while ignoring an average one.

For a guy, it's a case of person A being superior to person B.

To a girl, their is no choice B, only Chad exists. Person A doesn't exist in her eyes or mind unless he's directly benefiting her somehow. And afterwards, he immediately stops existing again.

See the difference?

>>24638459
Pic related
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>>24638555
Oh wow, I really butchered that person A person B analogy. You get my point though.
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>>24638294
Big boobs =/= fat boobs. She's a 2.
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>>24638555

This is pof not tinder. And this message in the OP is from kik. She wanted to talk on there and I was trying to get nudes
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>>24638009
Maybe my standards are unfairly high, but I'd rather stay a virgin than have sex with her
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>>24638272
>>24638506
>>24638555
this moment sends shivers down my spine

it has been found.

S U P R E M E B A I T
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>>24638537
>Not bait, I actually do find her attractive. And even then she still ignores my real account.

It's cool than you find her attractive bruh, but objectively she's nowhere near an 8.
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>>24638793

Why do you think so? Low test maybe?

>>24638620

Why are your standards so high? She looked good to me.
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>>24639016
I literally would not fuck her given the chance tbqh
I'd let her suck my dick though.
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>>24639016
I don't know, perhaps it's just that that picture makes her look terrible. It could be that I've been complimented all my life for being attractive which has given me an inflated ego, which meant shit because I'm a complete sperg. Regardless, that picture really is awful, I have this odd feeling she smells pretty bad too
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>>24638009
Dude, you must be ugly as sin if she ignored your real profile.
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>>24637888
>She's actually like an 8 imo
Am i being trolled?
How can someone be this deluded, the girl is a solid 3.
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>>24639091

Big tits pham and on her pictures she doesn't look full blown hamplanet
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>>24639016
>Why do you think so? Low test maybe?

I mean sure I'm old and probably have low test but if you think she's an 8, I think you just have low standards.

I actually would fuck her without hesitation if I didn't have anything better, but she's still nowhere near an 8.
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Is that Tinder OP's using?
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>>24639234

Kik. But the Chad profile is on pof. She wanted to talk on kik and I wanted to get nudes but she won't do it.
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>>24639195

Show me what you think an 8 is? Maybe we just have different tastes
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>>24638580
yeah but her face is not that ugly, so she's a 4.
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>>24639545
>Show me what you think an 8 is?
8 is significantly above average. Pic related.
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>>24639654

I'd say she's 9 or higher. You niggas have too high standards.
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>>24639654
>>24639721

that's a 7. she has a hot boy, but her face is average / just passable. the fake blonde hair just makes you rate her higher because it signals that she's a slut.
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>>24639721
She's significantly above average, but has a rather masculine face. 8/10 is a fair assessment, 5 being average. It's not like I'm getting with any 8's.

>>24639782
>fake blonde hair just makes you rate her higher because it signals that she's a slut
Real blonde, m8. And has only fucked 3 people at age 24.
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>>24639654
This is a solid 8 to a light 9. On my scale 10 is near impossible. I see 10 not just as a max, but as literally if the rater could build his perfect woman ground up with every detail crafted to perfection.
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>>24639963
what the fuck is the point of having a 10 in the scale then if you're not going to use it
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>>24639924
Her roots are dark op, clearly dyed
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>I'm just fucking alone like always.

If only she knew how bad it really gets.
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>>24639963
Pretty much exactly how I feel. I picked her specifically because she's a solid 8. She just looks exactly like her older brother, so it throws me off a bit.

>>24640009
>clearly dyed
Again, not dyed m80. Know her IRL and her family is close friends with my family.
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>>24640067

"Chad won't reply. I'm so lonely :("

How do I deliver the final blow? Show her this thread? Something to really tear her asunder senpai
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>>24640103
Don't bother. If you do you will look back on this and cringe.
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>>24637888
>8
That's a 3 at best. Amazing how women have made men stoop so low.
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>>24639989
yeah but what if you rate something 10 and then something better comes along? It would be rude to slide it down to 9.
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>>24640123

Why's that? I'm enjoying this schadenfreude
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>>24640156
If you reveal the thread she's going to make a status about how "that creepy guy made a fake account just to talk to me and started posting pictures of me on some website about Jacky Chan".

Just don't bother.
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>>24639989
A 10 meets every possible criteria you could want. Sure, there may be one or two of them out there, but they're at the very far end of the bell curve. Think about it like IQ, 98% of people are within 30 points of average 100.
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>>24637888
>she's actually an 8 imo
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>>24638272
ITS THE B888

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE !
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>>24637220
you blurred her face but I can still see the whale
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>>24637552
"you're ugly and undatable"
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>>24640244

Ok I'll try that when she responds next pham
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