Any other guys here /peesittingdown/?
>>24637186
Only if I'm too tired to stand f a m
always. standing while peeing sprays piss everywhere, including your pants. enjoy smelling like urine
My dick dips inside the water everytime I shit and piss.
>>24637233
>American toilets
If I'm not in a hurry, yes.
It's just more sanitary.
>>24637260
Nah senpai, just big american dicks. Hahah eurokek
>>24637186
Is this bait? Seriously? What kind of subhuman scum sits down to pee? That's the gayest shit
only when I poo in loo
>>24637229
agreed. sitting master race tbqhfam
>>24637233
Do you live in Amerryland? I hear you guys have a lot of water in your toilets. I'm 8" and my dick only comes in danger of touching if it's in some weird, high rise, public toilet. If anything, I'm more at risk of it touching the part of the bowl that curves inward. Happens sometimes but rarely.
>>24637271
But americans and europeans are literally the same.
Except for circumcision which makes your dicks small
>>24637274
What makes it gay, senpai?
It's not like you take a dick in the ass or lose your dick when you sit.
You piss sitting down every time you shit anyway. Same thing. Enjoy having piss on your clothes, mouth breather.
>>24637296
>circumcision makes your dick small
Do you even know what circumcision is?
>>24637186
I sit if my asthma is killing me but usually i pee in the sink.
Perfect height to just drop my dick out and piss.
>>24637296
Kek
Only if your foreskin is hanging like a male roastie.
>>24637315
Scar tissue doesnt grow and doesnt stretch.
>>24637317
I do this too. I run the water while I do it so it doesn't "stay" on the sink. I know it won't but it feels cleaner that way. I aim for the drain. Always have to splash away the drops at the top of the sink that get there when the pressure is lower towards the end of a piss.
All the time. I got made fun of in middle school when a classmate noticed my feet were facing away from the toilet when i was only peeing and announced it to the whole class when we walked back.
I dont understand whats weird about that, i just dont want my stream falling away from the bowl if i stood up to pee. I also never use urinals for that reason.
>>24637331
Your skin doesn't grow your dick, senpai. It's everything but your skin that grows and your skin forms to fit. A quarter inch of scar tissue isn't going to hold back your dick from growing since the rest of the skin will just stretch a little more. Maybe if half your dick was scar tissue.
>>24637286
I wish I was black like you.
>>24637315
>>24637320
>americ ucks dont know how their dick should work
It stretches when you get hard, if you have no excess it cant stretch, scar tissue also doesnt stretch like the other guy said.
>>24637335
Me too man.
ORIGINAL VIH6FJWYKDH
>>24637315
>literally cutting off a part of your dick
>how does it make it smaller???
Really?
>>24637358
There's still excess on a cut dick. I don't think you guys have seen many soft cut dicks. You should google it. If anything, you guys seem ignorant of cut penises. There's plenty of excess to let it get fully hard and there's only a small amount of scar tissue where the ring is sometimes visible on cut dicks. The area above that isn't scar tissue. It just looks different because it's meant to be protected and lubricated with a normal dick. It gets more like regular skin on a cut dick.
>>24637384
If theres excess then you still have foreskin.
>>24637306
>Enjoy having piss on your clothes
>Being so retarded that this is a problem you have beyond the age of 7
Now I get it: you sit down because you're a literal autistic retard. I'm surprised your handlers let you on 4chan.
>>24637433
Nah, I'm cut, senpai. I'd prefer not to be but it doesn't matter much in Amerigoround. There's loose skin when I'm soft though. Just not as much as on an uncut dick. I mean, the amount really isn't comparable but it still exists.
>>24637489
>getting this mad over a piss thread on 4chan
>calling others autistic
>>24637489
It's not because you piss directly on them. It splashes. In amounts you can't see. Back on you and everywhere. Especially if you're using a urinal, senpai.
>>24637515
>being a tripfag
Filtered and saged
Yes, only after opiates
>>24637534
You're sageing a thread that I have nothing to do with? Yeah bro that'll show me.
>>24637534
lol stay butthurt stupid aspie. Sorry you're not part of the intellectual elite on this site.
1/10 since you made me take my trip off.
>>24637508
Then they didnt take it all you retard.
>>24637581
Could have baited it harder anon
Do yuropoors really think that cutfags can't even get hard?
>pee standing
>first shot is always horrible uncoordinated or even worse gets stuck in foreskin somehow
>piss fucking everywhere
I really don't understand why people do this.
>>24637700
>uncutfags literally are unable to not puss themselves
>still try to claim superiority
>>24637264
"sanitary"
putting your buttcheeks were everyone pisses on and shits on.
>>24637715
Even if I pull it all the way back, the first shot will always hit the toilet seat.
Maybe it's because I'm so tall, I really don't know.
>>24637724
If you piss standing up you are getting piss all over the place.
>>24637803
We'll i don't know about you Twitchy, but I have the aim of an eagle.
>>24637803
either way who the fuck uses public restrooms, that's disgusting.
>>24637186
Never in a public bathroom.
The seat is unsanitary as fuck from people pissing on it.
>>24637818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Dubt3mRew
>>24637833
What else are you going to do when you have to go?
>>24637855
good thing we don't piss on a box full of water. You're idiot dude
Yo, I don't even know what I'm reading. You people can't stand and piss without making a f'ing mess? That's pretty damn pathetic, It would be so effortful to sit down and take a piss, mostly because of the tool I've already grown so fond of using. You're all fucking beta's by the sounds of it.
>>24637891
>Doesn't know anything about fluid dynamics
>>24637306
At least taking it up the ass requires some skill and devotion.
Sitpissing is just kekholding to the feminist movement!
>>24637724
If you're pissing or shitting on the seat, you're doing it wrong. And there wouldn't ever be piss on the seats if people actually sat down. There's never shit on the seat unless you go in after a literal retard or something. Toilet seats are actually quite clean. Look it up. Cleaner than most kitchen counters.
>"people" who sit down to pee try to claim to be men
>>24638174
Lmao this. These "men" are pathetic, even by /r9k/ standards.
>>24638174
>>24638205
>not realizing you sit and piss every time you shit
You guys would probably shit standing if you could figure out how
>>24638174
should i laugh? im khv ugly subhuman shitskin fat.. shit
>>24637306
>He can't aim his johnson to not piss all over himself
how can you call others mouthbreathers?
>>24638229
>implying
Nope, quit making assumptions you dumb autist
>>24638253
Splash back, senpai. Even if you can't see it, it's happening. Enjoy your urine.
>>24637186
Only needle dicks do that.
>>24638205
>>24638174
>>24637927
I love how insecure people will get over the fact that other people pee differently.
The way you urinate is truly the most important arena for proving your manhood, and I'm glad we have alpha males who pee standing up (holy shit) among our ranks.
>>24638350
>insecure
Okay imagine this: you see a thread about people smearing shit all over themselves. You laugh and tell them how ridiculous and disgusting that is. Tell me, would that make you insecure? Or are you just amused at how retarded inferior beings are.
>>24637229
>always. standing while peeing sprays piss everywhere, including your pants. enjoy smelling like urine
enjoy getting bacteria then acne on your bottom
>>24638383
>Tell me, would that make you insecure?
Yes. You'd be entering a thread you clearly have no interest in, attempting to establish your perceived superiority because your notion of normality is threatened. It's an act of insecurity, a secure person would ignore it and not trouble himself with it if he finds it unsavory.
The fact is, you are just afraid of being labelled a sissy or a fag, and are feigning disgust to appear more masculine.
Also, your analogy is retarded. There is nothing inherently harmful about urinating sitting, and it has benefits compared to upright urination, so you can't compare it to people smearing shit all over themselves.
>>24637186
Only at home. When I pee somewhere else I have to assert my dominance on the toilet by peeing standing. I don't have to do that at home as my toilet already knows who's in charge
>>24638487
>perceived superiority
>perceived
I stopped reading at this point. Lazy bait, 2/10 I replied. I bet pic related pees sitting down, too. Fag
>>24637715
Regardless of any circumstances related to pissing at the end of the day here are the facts:
You had a part of your dick cut off at birth.
I didn't.
You have to live with this fact whereas I get to live with having dick that wasn't mutilated.
My mom installed a toilet seat that's always down to make me sit down
>>24638658
>boohoo, my cock is too hideous for even me
>therefore, I must sit to pee, you see
>woe is me!
I sit and piss, then I browse 4chan on a phone/laptop and waste over an hour due to the toilet being comfy and the privacy + freedom of having no underwear on.
>>24638619
Good argument senpai, you really showed me how wrong I am and pointed out why you're right. The work of a truly secure man.
>>24638527
I asset my dominance by routinely walking into the female toilets, banging open any used cubicles, using her thighs as support for my legs and taking a dump all over her face and chest while leaning forward.
>>24638711
>boohoo, my cock is too hideous for even me
That's some solid projection there mate.
You are the one with the hacked up cock, aren't you?
>>24638711
Being this butthurt over missing a piece of skin, kek.
Did any of who do this have your single mom teach you to do it?
Tom Leykis says this is something single moms commonly do that nobody talks about.
>>24638752
Not me.
I didn't have anyone teach me actually, I just converted at the age of 20 or so, when I had a realization that it's more hygienic and that it completely removes the risk of getting urine anywhere outside the toilet bowl, even in droplets.
I do it standing up in public bathrooms, however.
