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Just a reminder that if you date non virgin women, you are settling
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Just a reminder that if you date non virgin women, you are settling for sloppy seconds and basically buying a used flesh light.
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Just a reminder that you will die a kissless virgin.
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>the thought of a woman actually going through some magical corruption as soon as I get my dick in her is actually really hot
C-can I make her a super mean and slutty ravenette if I put my dick in her pooper?
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>implying ill ever get a nonvirgin gf or a virgin gf
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>>24636664
Right on OP. For thousands of years men settled for nothing less. Why should we?
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>>24636664

How can a literal virgin know what it's like to have a virgin gf or a non virgin gf .

Most Virgin women are literally awkward as fuck .
Non virgin women know about sex enough to please you in 100 ways and at the same time not making the whole thing feel like 2 robots grinding.
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What color is a girl's hair and dress if she's been chemically castrated?
If she's only ever sucked a dick before?
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>>24636722
>professional c uckold detected
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>I did that with X already and I didn't like it much...
Literally word for word what a fembot said to me once, thanks for the trigger.
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I've dated both archetypes.

I prefer neither.

The best is some mix in between, where they're confident in their sexuality, but doesn't try to appear 'grown up' through it.
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>>24636827
She dated a man called "Ex"?
Because that's a badass name.
Is it short for Xavier?
To be honest, he'd ruin other men for me too.
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>>24636843
Of course a fembot finds this funny.
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Good luck finding a virgin older than 20.

Inb4 teenagers. Any teenage virgin girl who dates and has sex with a older boy will turn into a turboslut from the cofidence boost. Even if hes a sorry loser.
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I don't understand, men expect women to be virgins, then have sex with them, dump them, and somehow it's the chicks fault?
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>3DPD
When will you learn?
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>>24636928
Men in the free world dont even expect that. Its just a complex some robots have.
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>>24636822
>he has a gf
>kuk

Fine logic you got there, virgin.
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>>24636979

You were the second choice of your Gf u cuCK.
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>"Want to go see Frozen with me?"

Anybody remember that guy who went to see Frozen with his gf, fell in love with Elsa and left her?
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>>24636722
>Non virgin women know about sex enough to please you in 100 ways and at the same time not making the whole thing feel like 2 robots grinding.

If all I wanted was sex, I'd go to a hooker.
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>>24636822

>I'm ok with literally 500 niggers railing my gf because she's with me and not them now

JUST
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>>24636992
You will never be anybody's choice, virgin.
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>>24636928

Nobody expects that.

Not even robots expect that.

I think there's one guy here, some fucking FotB case who is terrifieded by the women of the modern world and posts about it over an over.

He is not a friend to his fellow kissless losers, because he adds another layer to the barrier between them and a normal sex life.
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>>24637071

Men expected it for thousands of years. Then c uckholdry became the norm

>terrified by women of modern world

>>>/tumblr/
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>>24637071
I guess I'm a bit salty, I lost my virginity after dating a guy for 5 months and he swore he wouldn't leave me and yet he did. If I had known he was so shitty, I wouldn't have slept with him. Ugh.
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>>24636664
This is true, they are so much nicer to you if they're not a normie slut, they can actually be your friend as well as gf
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>>24637103
>5 months
Jesus Christ, if he's never leaving why do you have to give it up so quickly? Dumb whores, you sicken me.
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>>24636928
Yes that is exactly right
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>>24636979
Do you not understand the meaning of the word c uck? Type c u c k o l d into google.
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>>24637140
And you wouldn't want to have sex with your gf if she'd been with you for 5 months?
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>>24637154
I would want to wait for marriage if I found the person I would never want to leave. Some people aren't horny pathetic messes.
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You can't tantalize my autism with a premise like this and then leave my questions unanswered.
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>>24637094
No they didn't, you mouthbreathing retard.
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>>24637169
Full corrupt gf is my waifu
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>>24637153
I understand that on /r9k/ it means "anyone that has done anything sexual who isn't me".
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My gf is a virgin. Been with her 3 monts and she gave me a hand job at the most. She says she wants to wait till marriage, desu I dont mind much. Shes pretty good might marry this one
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>>24637182

Lmao degenerates trying rewrite history. Expecting a Virginia bride was a cornerstone for basically every society until cultural Marxists convinced us otherwise. European couples for example would hang a bloody bed sheet outside their house to prove the wife was pure.
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>>24637167
>if I found the person

Well that settles it, you will die a virgin.
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>>24637169
bottom right is top tier
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Why are robots so angry about other people having sex? Is there any reason other than envy?
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>>24637208
Better than being Chad's warm fuckhole for a while, kek.
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>>24636664
This thread pops up and every time I try to take it remotely seriously I see this
>wanna go see frozen with me
Are you trying imply your waifu is a child OP?
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>>24637094

lol well thanks for correcting my typo, but I don't have a tumblr.

I think you're mistaken that monogamy was more common in the past. Medieval writers thought of little else but c-uckoldry when it came to women. Try Chaucer -- the fear that women might be guided by their own desires rather than a husband's authority drives half the stories he wrote.

The word "c-uckold" was an archaicism until it was revived in the modern world by fetishists, as a sort of hstorical costume they put on for fun.

And then the robots -- you poor darlings, with your total deafness to nuance or irony -- heard the joke word and started taking it seriously.

And now here you are -- further from getting laid than ever, and adding to your own isolation by placing the language of the past between yourself and the living breathing women around you.

I wish you well, I really do. But you don't make it easy to help you.
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>>24637219
>Is there any reason other than envy?
Does it need to be?
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>>24637219

Sex is something God has declared is only for a married couple and the modern world makes a mockery of that.
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>>24637234
Of course it is.
You do know you've been posting in a forum specifically for pedosexuals, right?
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>>24637199
>Handjob after 3 months
Lol she's not going to wait to marriage.
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>>24637203
>European couples for example would hang a bloody bed sheet outside their house to prove the wife was pure.
Degenerate as fuck.
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>>24637169
If the "Castrated as a Child" was worded in a way to where she wasn't previously male, I'd go for that.

Broken/Fucked up in the head from life girls are by far the easiest and best to go after.
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>>24637169
does any girl out there say "drole"?
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>> 24637203
>> hang a bloody bed sheet outside their house to prove the wife was pure

lol, yes, they still did this in North Africa when I was little.

And, as a matter of routine, the mother of the bride would prepare the sheet with the blood of one of the chickens being killed for the wedding feast.

'Twas ever thus.
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>>24637247
I'm on a board that likes to mope around and be pitiful sacks of shits. Every thread on this board is like an episode of Beavis and Butthead so no, I don't think I am.

You must be thinking of >>>/d/
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>>24637267
Oh no, I meant her clit was ripped out and she was sewn up so her vaginal opening is about the width of a pencil.
Her father was a religious fanatic and schizophrenic, convinced his child would bear the second coming he mutilated her to ensure her virginity.
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>>24637288
Countless non-working/lower class girls in England.
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>>24637061
are you a prophet?
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>>24637169
MAKE MORE LORE OF THESE GIRLS. ESPECIALLY MORE OF THE LEFT ONES.
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>>24637308
Oh, I guess i'll reword what I said.

If she had a working pussy, I'd go for that.
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>>24637219

This guy is not a robot as such.

He's a sort of proto-robot from a distant land who has been cast up on our shores and is not prepared for what he finds here.
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>>24637061
>A-Atleast she settled with me after Chad moved on to better girls..
Jesus, the modern average male.
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>>24637329
Making her vagina functional would require roughly fifteen thousand dollars worth of surgeries.
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>>24636664
That image is fucking retarded, wouldnt the slut one dye her hair blonde?
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>>24637308
What about her periods? Do they happen properly?
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>>24637350
Fifteen thousand to get laid by one girl or fifteen thousand to get laid by 30 girls with the same personality...shit man you got me.
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>>24637350

Surely that depends on the desired function.

For example, turning her vagina into a functional per-shredder would be much more expensive, while turning it into a functional pencil-holder would be fairly straightforward.
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>>24637356
Some people have naturally blonde hair anon, it's okay to be genetically inferior.
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>>24637378
Haha good one. Brunettes are the best long term wise.
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>>24637388
Good, need to keep the mongrel genes together.
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>>24637235
Do you have any single source to back that verbal diarrhea up or did you just pull it out of your roast beef?
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>>24637378
No shit they do, im saying that sluts do tend to dye their hair, especially blond because they know it sells
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>>24637235

>it's just a joke lmao it's 2015 why aren't you okay with sluts
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>>24636928
It's both.
The difference is that the men in this case are way fewer than the women.
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>>24636664
>Frozen
DROPPED
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>>24637370
yeah, her womb is intact, she has to use pads though.
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>>24637376
who wants a pencil holder that holds one pencil?
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>>24637419

Well, I did name one source: Geoffrey Chaucer.

I'm not accustomed to providing footnotes on a 4chan post. But I'm sure you can do the research yourself if you're really interested in establishing the facts.
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>>24637513
Chaucher doesn't represent medieval writers as a whole, and I can think of a few medieval stories where virginity is valued.
I already did my research and I know you're making things up, that's why I asked.
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>>24637328
Alright, here's a perspective first meeting for each.
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little kuck thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" BBC Chad guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a sexual fetish. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic kuckfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "KUCK KUCK KUCK KUCK KUCK" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>24637592
>>24637169
>Tfw no Castrated gf
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>>24637610

>being this m ad

Blox
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>>24637610
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I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little kuck thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" BBC Chad guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a sexual fetish. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic kuckfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "KUCK KUCK KUCK KUCK KUCK" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Wew lad
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>>24637570

... ???

Virginity is highly valued in Chaucer, that's why the story of a faithless wife is ...

Yeah, this is pointless, isn't it? Knew that going in. Never mind.
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>>24637785
The "and" implies that it's two distinct answers to two different observations.
You're right though, this is pointless.
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>>24637643
If I had the time and talent, I'd make those autistic visual novel games
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I think it's less matter of dick in her and more a matter of baggage and bullshit. The more men they're with, the more of that crap they accumulate. With American women in particular, they also become more demanding with every new man as well.
Fuck that. With every new guy that's been there, the women get way worse. No wonder in the old days women were seen as scum if they weren't virgins at marriage. Somewhere in the distant past some guy saw the hypergamous bullshit and actually had the spheres to tell it to fuck off.
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Choosing to marry a virgin is like buying a car without test driving it, only even crazier
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>>24637982
What is the worst thing that could happen?
You have to take 100 hours aside to teach her how to fuck?
That's not that bad.
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>>24637982
Nice try roastie toastie.
It's like buying a car that's hasn't been used before. Doesn't sound so crazy now uh.
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>>24637982

Would you buy a used fleshlight?

>muh dik

Nigger detected
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>>24636664
Stop with these meme threads. You know that there are young men coming here who already have skewed views on women, sex and relationships. They won't notice that this is a bait thread and will start believing that only virginic girls make acceptable partners. By reposting these meme threads you're only going to fuck with their heads.
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>>24637997
The worst thing that could happen is that she won't like any of the sex acts that are important to you, holmes. Or she could have a very low libido. Women are not dogs who you simply teach to do your favorite tricks, whenever you want them to. Sexual compatibility is extremely important for healthy relationships.
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>>24638003
>>Would you buy a used fleshlight?

I wouldn't buy a fleshlight. So, no.
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>ugh my ex is such a fuckboy
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>tfw when your ex lost her virginity to you but is probably sucking off Chad will I browse an Icelandic volcano-surfing forum
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>>24637027
This fucking guy knows what's up[.
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>>24638767
while*
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>>24638044

>roastie thinking its a meme
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>>24638879
>posts meme reply
>claims it isn't a meme

bravo
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>>24638044
nice dubs and bait faggot
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>he doesn't fug both at the same time
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Just find a virgin who watches as much porn as a teenage boy
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>>24638044
>just a meme
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>>24639318
Happiness/depression ones might not be accurate.
Abrahamic religions let you beat a woman to death for not smiling.
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>>24639318
Of course, marriages are more likely to last longer if it is between virgins simply because most of those marriages are between religious people. They are way more reluctant to leave, even if they want to.
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>>24636664
Thanks for the reminder, OP. Only pure virgins saving themselves for marriage are proper partners.
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Why don't ya'll frail ass white boys join Isis then?
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>>24636722

Gonna sound like a mudslime here but I want someone I can marry and have kids with. Not some disgusting whore
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>>24639844
>>24639796
>Why don't ya'll frail ass white boys join Isis then?

Original quote, desu.
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>Wanting someone elses used goods

There are men who actually do this?
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>>24639796
Because I want a pure women, not a goat.
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I lost it at 26 to a virgin girl who was 18

since then (3 years) we've been together

we both love each other and she loves to please, her blowjobs are 10/10 and constantly improving. Actual sex is less mind blowing except when she asks for anal (usually during period) and I literally have to think of grandma not to cum in seconds.

Typing this it feels like a made up story. It's not all perfect since we only see each other on the weekend (we live an hour apart)
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>>24639867

Because I want women to want to be pure. I don't want to force anybody to do anything. I also don't want to have to tolerate rape, murder and pedophilia
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>>24639984
>I want women to want to be pure

You can have sex and still be pure though, homie.
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>>24640010
Wrong son. Once a womens inhibitions about sex have been removed she'll be all over chads cock at every conceivable opportunity.
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>>24640065
Maybe it is just me, then. Who knows?
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>>24636664
Here's the thing neither has their shit together, if hot chick had her shit together she would have a long term dude, but quiet probably has her shit together more than the other side to some extent because she's not wasting her time fawning over dudes. If she does not have her shit together and lacks confidence however she indeed is robot tier. If she's just low key and playing long game and just looks like a robot tier, your ass is going to get rejected.

Shit together is the long game to life and women define it by their fathers and bothers and any older dudes that they interact with closely.
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My dad's cousin was obsessed with marrying a virgin so he found an 18 year-old village girl with hardly any education and married her. You robots could try that, however I don't think their marriage is a happy one, so you shouldn't count on a girl's virginity for having a good life with her.
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>>24637027
This, a thousand and one times
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>>24636664
>people here honestly think that a virgin woman would go for them instead of having chad pop their cherry
the delusion is real
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>implying I have standards

At this point I'm desperate enough to want anything that's biologically female and not a complete landwhale, even chad leftovers would be a blessing desu
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>>24639867
>Trying to act like blacks like whores either
Kek.
No thots faggot.
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>>24637856
>>24637592
>>24637169
>Horrified of women
>CSA victim
>Possible ED at 19
>Don't even like to think about fapping, let alone sex
This is my hole, it was made for me.
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>>24638097
>she won't like any of the sex acts that are important to you, holmes
If debauched sex is so important to you that it's a dealbreaker for marriage, just stick to fucking hookers or girlfriends.
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>>24639488
Except that says nothing about both partners, just the women.
So basically, you're saying that people who actually believe in marriage (religious people) are more likely to honor it.
No shit.
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Reminder than not even virgins are safe
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>>24636664

Im far from being an expert on the subject, but are there any potential "virgin gf" left past the 20's? lol
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>>24636720
because we stopped being men around 35 years ago
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The thing about promiscuous women is that they're really untrustworthy, fickle, short-sighted, and terrible judges of character.
Why would you gamble your happiness, your home, children on the whims of "modern" women?
There's really nothing modern about it as much as it's a rehash of old failures.

>Women live the modern narrative and still expect the traditional ending.

There's not benefit to men.
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>>24636722
>relationships are all about sex
>its not fun to explore bodies but have someone please me
Lmao
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>>24637592
Fuck I have a horrible sense of direction and call every man ser or mister regardless of age.
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I have a non-virgin gf and she literally has never told me she doesn't like something I want to try.

I even got to be the first to pop her butt cherry after a bit of convincing.
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>I want a pure virgin girl
>but she must be love sex and have it with me whenever I want

Contradiction in terms.
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My husband is the only man I've ever been with, and he honestly couldn't care less that I was a virgin. I don't think many people outside of this board actually care all that much about it.
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>>24641259
>1 billion divided by infinity
Bitch does know this is zero, right?
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>non-virgin gf
>we both used to sleep around
>she's been loyal for 4 years

Feels pretty good knowing I'm so good she'll never look elsewhere. I guess dicklets demand virgins because girls who've seen another dick will just laugh at them.
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>>24641561

>implying

>>24641579

Many men will settle for used goods
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>>24641614

>this is what beta providers actually believe
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>>24641259
>1,000,000,000/[infinity]
haha wow it's literally fucking nothing

>3.47
>disappointment
is she using some eldritch yuropoor grading system? I'd take a 3.47 right about now.
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>>24641614
>feels good that I rolled well on the genetic gamble and she'll never look elsewhere
>I guess people who rolled poorly on the genetic gamble demand virgins because girls who've seen luckier men will just laugh at them

yes, well meme'd friend.
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>>24639844
>has sex a few times
>HURR DURR what a whore
Lmao stop complaining about tfw no gf, it's your own fault fucktards
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>wanting a qt virgin gf

> being over 17 years old or at a non-Christian school

Unless you're in high school or a religious fundamentalist a virgin gf isn't gonna happen. Unless she's a complete neet landwhale with terrible social skills, which coincidentally would make a perfect match with most of this board.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong
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>>24642023
Mad slutty roastie detected.
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>virgin gf

Does whatever I want her to, is completely submissive and nonthreatening, either shares all my interests or will learn

>non-virgin gf

Doesn't like certain sexual acts because she already tried them and turns me down, what a cunt
Has exes that continue to stalk her, apparently
Has her own social life, that bitch
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>>24641259
>not going to make excuses for myself
>i'm damaged goods, attempted suicide, grandma's dying, and seeing a therapist and have bad grades.
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>>24636957

>men
>free world
>men in the free world

Yeah, you're hysterical. Get it together. You're talking nonsense.
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>>24639318

>all from one CDC study, as interpreted by the Heritage Foundation

If a liberal think tank took one CDC study and used it to prove literally anything you'd be tripping over yourselves trying to dismiss it.

Give me the dozens of studies and social surveys needed to actually justify your turbomad virginity.
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>>24636720
things have change and many of the men of today are pussy-whipped faggots that will forgive their girlfriend for cheating and have no standards. they don't mind the fact that other men had their way with their women.
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>>24642221
virgin gf also clearly has a social life you whore she just has a wholesome one with Kacey who sends her funny videos
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>>24641418

>promiscuous

But anon, r9k (and pol, while we're at it) has a curious definition of promiscuity. If a woman has, say, 5 sexual partners over the course of 4-5 years, she is according to most robots a used up worthless whore. Let's say 4 of those partners are in relationships that for various reasons (hers and her partners') didn't work out. Let's say one is a hookup. Is she "promiscuous" for having sex while dating?
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>>24636722
these types of comments blow my mind.
who gives an actual fuck if she's awkward or if the sex isn't mind-blowing, she can be taught to please, and a relationship isn't only about sex.
non-virgins are simply less loyal and that's a fact, there is a correlation between the rate of unhappy marriages leading to divorce and the number of previous partners.
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>>24642360

>wholesome

Again, childlike and submissive...women aren't supposed to have girls' nights out, that's only for men to do.

If my buddies and I have a guys' night and go out for Hooters and then drinks and pinball, am I being a shitty boyfriend?
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>>24637199
>might marry this one
you god damn bastard, you're going to ruin her if you drop her, don't you fucking dare waste this gift you've been given.
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>>24641224

M'lord.
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>>24642449
>If my buddies and I have a guys' night and go out for Hooters and then drinks and pinball, am I being a shitty boyfriend?
Yes.
And generally retarded for eating frozen entrees for 15 bucks just because a girl with big titties is giving it to you.
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The image is accurate. The more cocks a woman takes the bigger piece of shit she becomes
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>>24642424
>she can be taught to please, and a relationship isn't only about sex.

Sexual compatability is extremely important in a relationship. Many people (in particular men) end up cheating because their needs are not being fulfilled.

Also, some of you seem to think that just because a woman happens to be a virgin, she will be your malleable sex toy that you can "teach" all your favorite tricks. This is not how it works. If she isn't open-minded in the bedroom, you are going to have a hrad time.
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>>24642549
This. Just go to a normal bar and discuss sports. There's No reason why you got a woman at home waiting for you and ready to give you love and you're staring and paying chicks to look at their big tits and get aroused.
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>>24642549

>Yes.

But why?

If it's because I want time away from my partner: What's the longest relationship you've been in, anon? What's the longest amount of time you've spent in close proximity to someone? Do you have a friend you've hung out with basically every day for years? Don't you ever have nights where you want to see somebody else, do something else?

Don't you ever want time away from that person? You can't define your social life by spending 100 percent of your time with anyone. Not even the people you love. It's healthy to want some "me time" or hang out with people separate from your partner, and unhealthy to expect your partner to never want it.

If it's because I went to Hooter's: bad example, because that's not something I regularly do (although there's no harm in looking). But drinks and pinball, I know it's not something she's into, why would I try to make her come along?

>And generally retarded for eating frozen entrees for 15 bucks just because a girl with big titties is giving it to you.

When's the last time you went to Hooter's? I mean the trip we took was the first time I'd been in ten years, but they certainly gave you a shitload of wings, the wings were pretty decent, and it definitely didn't cost $15, although we drank a lot of overpriced beer.

Sadly the girl had normal titties, but a great ass.
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>>24641259
>Lynwood and Noah
>AND
what a whorebag, hope she ends up killing herself for real by accident.
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>>24642424
>she can be taught to please

that's one of the creepiest things I've ever seen on this board and fits in well with my assumption that most robots just want a submissive blank slate that never questions them and molds to their desires. Oh, it doesn't matter if she already has likes or dislikes, she doesn't need to know what she wants, she can be taught. Trained. To please me.
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>>24636722
this is good bait i guess
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>>24641579
they will never admit it openly, especially not to women because you will throw a shitstorm if we do.
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>>24642779
yeah it's really creepy when guys are under the impression that in a relationship a woman should put forth some effort to learn to please their man. do they not realize it's the man's job to make the woman happy and it's the woman's job to be made happy by the man?
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>>24642779
I agree, anon. It's sad that many people on here do not seem to take issue with this attitude.
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>>24642684
what you're talking about is frequency rather than quality, men cheat because they're not getting enough, not because they're not satisfied with what is happening.
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>>24642748
>What's the longest relationship you've been in, anon?
Four year relationship grew out of ten year friendship
>What's the longest amount of time you've spent in close proximity to someone?
I've both lived in a close-knit family and have been a roommate, depending on what proximity you mean my answer could be up to 18 years.
>Do you have a friend you've hung out with basically every day for years?
Yes
>Don't you ever have nights where you want to see somebody else, do something else?
SEE somebody else, no, I'm capable of pair bonding, do something else, certainly.
>Don't you ever want time away from that person?
I think there are options other than Hooters for that, like a nice book.
Your problem is that you've conflated any outside activity being found unsavory to ALL outside activity being unsavory.

>there's no harm in looking
It belittles your partner, your bond, and yourself.

>When's the last time you went to Hooter's?
I haven't had the pleasure, I mostly interact with their advertising.

Wings are a leftover cut, drenched in a sauce meant to compel you to overdrink.
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>>24642779
I was going off the things you fucking normals parrot about how she has to be some perfect sex god who can make you cum in a couple minutes, go fuck yourself. you're the ones putting sex on a pedestal, dick goes in wet hole, it's not this mind-blowing experience that makes you rethink your life.
inb4 virgin
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>>24636722
Why not just go to a hooker if that is the only thing you care about?
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>>24642873

It is not as simple as that, and you know that. It can be one or the other, or a combination of both.
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>>24642952
because they are fucking retards who enjoy ruining women, some men won't stop until every last female is a used up whore.
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>>24642986
judging from years of watching the show cheaters, it definitely seems to be caused by quantity.
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>>24642914
>she has to be some perfect sex god who can make you cum in a couple minutes

It isn't about that at all. It is about sexual compatibility. What if you marry a girl to find out that she only wants to have sex in the dark? Or if she realizes that she hates giving blowjobs after trying it once with you? What if she also has a very low libido and yours is high, or the other way around. One of you is going to suffer.
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>>24643022
>judging from years of watching the show cheaters

Are you trying to bait me here?

Some of you don't seem to realize how bad bad sex can be.
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>>24636928
It's a woman's fault for not choosing the right man. Women are the ones who ultimately choose who gets to have sex with them, not the other way around. In the same way an employer is to blame if they hire a deadbeat with no skills, not the guy that just tried his luck and happened to find someone gullible enough. In the past women would train in wife qualities, would seek out men of quality and only give out their virginity after marriage to weed out the trash thugs and party boys.

Now it's pretty much have sex with anyone who is popular and complain if things don't go your way. Then in their late 20s or early 30s they have no more ability to bond with another man but their biological drive is telling them to get babies, if they aren't a single mother already, and to settle down. This makes them miserable as they also cannot get the kind of men they want any more so they cry "where have all the good men gone?". So they marry the first beta sucker they see, get bored and divorce him a few years down the line taking his money and children.
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>>24637219
If you see a lazy guy be rewarded with steak just for being born into a rich family, while you have been working hard for rice all your life wouldn't you be angry too?

It is the least right one can have.
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Any robot who is saving themselves for a virgin should just an hero desu senpai
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>>24642858

You mistake my intentions.

Both partners should put forth effort to please each other, because a relationship is a partnership, and sex is a shared experience. You please and are pleased. I find "she can be taught" creepy because so many people here seem to think of sex as this thing women are supposed to give to men instead of a wonderful activity engaged in by two partners on equal footing, and images like OP's lament that experienced women might--god forbid--have tried things OP hasn't and decided they don't like it and don't want to try it again, even "if it's with you."

You should please each other, and experiment, but if someone doesn't want to try something with you, that's not them being an asshole or a prude.

>>24642912

Clearly I've misjudged you. I still regret using Hooters as an example; it's really not the kind of thing I do very often and muddles the overall point I was trying to make (OP's image conflates non-virgin girls' nights out with being a bitchy, selfish partner, whereas pure virgin waifu's social activities are non-threatening and involve things she thinks you'd like).

>It belittles your partner, your bond, and yourself.

I dunno, if porn's okay (and it is with my partner), I don't see why the occasional Hooters shouldn't be. But agree to disagree.

>Wings are a leftover cut, drenched in a sauce meant to compel you to overdrink.

But I overdrink anyway.
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>>24636664
Is it cool if you're happy with her, regardless of prior dicks in her pussy? I mean, getting a virgin is great and all (especially if you're insecure about your masculinity), but letting yourself fall for nonvirgins opens up such a plethora of women to find happiness in.
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>>24636664
Enjoy getting blood on your dick
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>>24643260
OP's image does juxtapose the slut with a blithering child/retarded woman, neither of which seem to be a good fit.
Clubs in general are mostly meant for young people looking to hook up, and being in an all-female group is an indicator of availability.
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>>24642402
>hookup
>is she "promiscuous"

yes
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>>24643519
>are you sexually active?
>well, I had sex once three years ago
The person is not sexually active.

>are you promiscuous?
>well, I had a one night stand three years ago
The person is not promiscuous.
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>>24643596
>The person is not promiscuous.
If you sleep with anybody but your dedicated husband or wife, then yes you are. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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>>24643696

>having or characterized by many transient sexual relationships
>demonstrating or implying an undiscriminating or unselective approach; indiscriminate or casual

yeah sex within committed relationships or very occasional hookups totally fit those definitions
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>>24643723
sexual relationships with more than 1 person = too many, also having sex with a guy you met in a bar is what i call undiscriminating, unselective, and casual. literally proving my point. gtfo roastie.
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>>24643790

>gtfo roastie

I'm a dude, 5'10", roughly 7.5", decent sexual history, currently married.

Not everyone who disagrees with you is the strawman you weep over while you masturbate.
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