>tfw you're debating whether or not you should jerk off again.
>tfw can't jerk off because of swollen foreskin
>>24636527
>tfw you're debating whether or not you should delete your porn folder
If anyone would like to masturbate I'd be happy to help them cum.
>>24636670
and how would you do that?
>>24636767
Gentle encouragement as you fap so that you can shoot a gooey load.
>>24636527
Me right now. I'm tired but I think I want to cum again.
>>24636796
boy or girl?
over the mic?
>>24636527
>tfw refractory period
>>24636835
Oh no, you misunderstand me. I meant in these threads.
>>24636837
>tfw refractory period lasts 1 minute at the most
>>24636845
but that's not fun, anon
>>24636861
Well that's a shame.
>>24636867
just answer my question
>>24636527
>tfw I just climaxed for the 3rd time today.
>tfw it's only noon
>>24636852
>tfw 45 minute refractory period
>>24636845
I mean, i already have a gf and all, but she's asleep. Would it be cheating if i used your encouragement? I'm pretty full over here and she won't be up for awhile.
>>24636886
Of course not. You're only masturbating after all. You sound quite backed up. Are you hard right now?
>>24636903
It's quickly getting there, what would you have me do with it?
>>24636920
Get your dick out of your pants, but don't touch it just yet. Feel it throb and harden with arousal.
>>24636934
Okay it's pretty hard, I can feel it throbbing.
This is fucking pathetic.
>>24636934
You got it. It's out and twitching and throbbing, i really need to let go though, how long do you want me to just watch it do this?
>>24636967
Start stroking your penis. I'll let you decide the pace. Can't let a backed up cock that needs release be teased for too long right?
>>24636987
You're right, i'll start of slow though. I've never did this, I'm curious as to where you'll take it.
>>24636994
Ah, so you'd like to tease yourself slowly for now? Keep pumping yourself with your hand and start to massage your balls with your fingers as you do so.
>>24637019
Is it ok if my hips kinda thrust on their own? When i'm close they tend to do that on their own. When should i let go? Do you think i should hold it in a little longer?
>>24637043
>Is it ok if my hips kinda thrust on their own
Sweetie, that's more than okay. If you're ready to cum, speed up your pumping as much as you can bear and keep pumping as you ejaculate, stopping for absolutely nothing. Spurt your hot semen.
Jesus Christ you faggots are mentally ill.
Fags need to fuck off
>>24637070
Thanks, anon. I've made a mess and i'm sort of twitching and leaking a little even after i came. Hopefully i get some more from my gf later in the morning, i could go a second round.
>>24637110
I'm glad you had such a wonderful orgasm.
>i could go a second round.
I'd be happy to help you ejaculate a second time if you'd like.
>>24637085
>complaining about mental illness on /r9k/
>bitching about people not conforming to the sexuality of normals, heterosexuality
>>24637085
No bullying these guys
>>24637127
Well, i dunno anon, i'd like a little left in the tank for later tonight, but it's fun taking directions like this. Would it be too much you think to go again?
>>24637149
Only you know just how horny and lustful you are. I'm happy to facilitate another orgasm if you want it. Your cock really enjoyed the last one.
>>24637127
Do you think you can give me a hand in a bit too, anon? I haven't let one out for 3 days.
>2015
>being a faggot
baka senpai desu lads
>>24637168
Yeah, it definitely did. I was teased heavily last night but didn't get to cum at all. I think i'll take you up for a round 2, i'm still tingly from the first time
>>24636527
>tfw watching cum tribute videos of dudes jerking off to celebreties and cumming on their screens is my new fetish
>tfw not gay
What have I become...I just find it enticing people are doing the same thing I do (minus cumming on my screen)...I guess its a lewd/pervert factor.
>>24637177
A whole three days? You poor thing. Is your cock throbbing and ready?
>>24637214
Wonderful. I know your penis must be quite sensitive from your first orgasm, so just be gentle with it. We can work up to fast, lustful pumping later.
>>24637231
I'll focus on the shaft right now, the tip is still so sensitive, let me know what you'd advise me to do next, i'm still leaking a bit
>>24637231
Day off finally so I can have my free time, my cocks bulging like crazy
>>24637255
That's a good idea. Just focus on massaging the shaft for now as you recover.
>>24637283
I suppose you'll want to waste no time then. Let's get you spurting quickly. Start stroking, but focus your efforts on the head.
>>24637312
I don't have much of a refractory period, i'm pretty much hard already again, I don't think i'll get off again without touching the tip. I'll wait for your instructions
>>24637340
If you're ready to go, drool a little onto the hand you're using to masturbate and start pumping your cock properly. Make as much noise as you want to while you fap.
>>24637374
I already make little whimpers when it starts to buildup, i hope that's ok. I'll slick up my hand and go a bit more like normal until you say otherwise
>>24637312
My heads full of sensation now, please tell me to what to do next
>>24637406
>I already make little whimpers when it starts to buildup, i hope that's ok
Of course. I'm glad you're having such a nice time.
Don't concern yourself with going super fast this time. Instead, just keep a modest pace and don't hold back from spurting. Just concentrate on how good your penis feels all slick and wet with your saliva.
>>24637422
Use on hand to stroke the shaft and the other to lightly grind the head. Leak some hot precum.
Read this book called 'The Multiorgasmic man'
Solved my problems with fapping over the period of a week.
>>24637454
Oh it feels really good. My saliva and that leakage from before feel amazing together. How tight should i go? I've been gripping lightly, did you want me to squeeze harder?
>>24637481
Grip your slick cock tighter and tighter as you get closer to orgasm. Make sure to smear your precum all over your dick as you pleasure yourself.
>>24637498
It already has a nice coat on it already, my hand is jist gliding across it now. I can feel the cum starting to come up, i'll try to hold it until one last instruction from you, anon
Do it. Spray your hot, virile seed as you pump your cock. After you cum, rub some of your semen onto your penis.
>>24637564
Wew, anon. That's enough for me, i got in two orgasms in one thread. The whole room has a smell to it, and i've made a complete mess. Thanks anon, i gotta clean up and grab some water now, holy shit that was nice
>>24637599
No problem anon. I'm going to masturbate and spurt too now.
Got some of the precum out and i'm still aching for more, my dick needs more
>>24637614
Hope yours have that full body rush that you gave me. You should do this more often, you're not half bad at it
>>24637633
Turns out I don't last very long after two hours of teasing myself. It felt great to finally blow my load.
>>24637665
I know the feel. My gf teased me for hours last night and then just fell asleep on me. Felt good to let not one, but two giant loads loose. Why not go a second time?
>>24637530
What the fuck is going on on this thread?
You do realize you're jerking off to what some random fat slob is typing on his keyboard?
>>24637678
It certainly is tempting...
>>24637699
Anon please, try to curtail the projection.
>>24637699
Maybe. It's not like it hurts anyone to RP though. Why come into a thread just to say that?
>>24637720
The fuck are you even RP'ing about? You're not playing the role of anyone else.
>>24637712
Well, if you don't have anything else to do, i'm sure you could work your way into a second one. I'm not half as good at directions as you though, sorry if i'm not much help there
>>24637734
Alright then. I'll masturbate for you. It appeals to my exhibitionist streak. I'm already hard again.
>>24637777
Cum 4 me daddy ;)
Nice quads btw
>>24637777
You can also jerk it to those hot quads, btw. Flattered that you'd do that for me as well
>>24637793
I don't mind being lewd for other people. Stroking my penis for you feels very nice.
>>24637811
Wew lad, blushing a little over here now. You're the star of the thread, i'm sure you're stroking it here with other anons too, not just me.
>>24637811
Are you actually gay IRL? Maybe we could meet and I could suck you dry.
Don't tell my girlfriend though
>>24637842
I'm about to cum~ Some final words of encouragement?
>>24637850
Bisexual
>>24637870
CUM ON MY ASS
>>24637870
Please, you're much better at encouragement than me, i'm just excited that i got you this far. Don't hold back for me anon, just go crazy. Let it all ooze out, tell me how it feels to be completely empty afterwards
>>24637870
Remember you're making a bunch of guys horny as fuck, tell us about how hot it feels
/r9k/ in real life
>>24637902
It felt so good. I was panting and bucking my hips and I just got harder and harder until it came shooting out from the tip. I feel happy and drained now.
>>24637932
Hey if you'd prefer to imagine me like that go ahead. That isn't representative of reality though.
>>24637976
You describe the way it feels better than me too, wish i had said that, i was pretty much doing the same. Anyways, hopefully i find you again sometime when i'm backed up, this was a fun new thing for me
>>24637976
p-please post boipussy, anon
these are my absolute favourite type of threads
you're doing god's work, encouragement anon
>>24638002
I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. It was fun coaxing some orgasms from you and having them coaxed from me.
>debating
Fuck I wish I could dispute my boner. I jerked off four times the other day, twice was within a half hour of going to bed at 4AM. I'm 25 damnit it ain't supposed to be like this.
>>24638037
Oh please, anon. I didn't do much except cum a lot, i dunno how i helped you any. I'm flattered that you've singled me out amongst all these horny anons though, makes me feel special
>>24638037
>>24638059
Ive had full on sexual intercourse with a man, and this is the gayest thing ive ever seen
>>24638059
As I said earlier, I have an exhibitionist streak. Little makes me harder and hornier than knowing that others are watching. I also get off on causing sexual pleasure, so trust me you did quite a lot for me.
>>24638100
An exhibitionist huh? I have a bit of a curiosity with it myself (I wouldn't do this kind of stuff otherwise i guess.)
Glad i got to help you though, i gotta get up and start the day now but i'll still try and stick around here a bit longer. Drop an email or something and you can send me a kik from there if you wanna keep talking. Or i can just look for you in threads like this one
>>24638081
Don't bully them, let them have a moment
>>24638142
I prefer to keep in these threads. Maybe I'll see you around again. Have a nice day anon. Make sure you spurt a whole lot of cum in the future.
>>24638182
Ah, alright. I'll keep my eye out for your threads when i've been teased all night and want to get rid of some tension. Will you usually post around this time? It's early in the morning where i'm at
>>24638211
The time can vary, but I'm usually on around this time. No guarantees though.
>>24638182
Be sure to start a thread or something in future, it will be easy to find you.
>>24638249
Alright, this thread was the perfect mix of instructions and exhibition for me, let's do it again real soon. Gotta go now, good-bye, exhibitionist anon
>>24638268
I'll make sure to do so if I'm in the mood for making Robots cum. Have you had a nice time jerking off anon?
>>24638269
Bye anon.
>>24638313
Yes I did, even though you was serving that other guy, you got me hard as fuckis this what being keked feels like?
>>24636527
>tfw begining to lose the need to fap even though i want to fap
>tfw look up hundreds of pics in my porn folder and still can't pop a boner
>end of no fap month
>can ejaculate, wait 5 seconds, and be read to jerk off again.
>can rinse and repeat this process like 3-4 times
This is the best part of no fap months. Jerking off 3 or 4 times back to back and having stellar orgasm each time.
nah the nofap is real
>>24636541
>not being cut master race
