feminists have made a chat-bot that mimics the misogyny and sexism women face online everyday.
what do you creeps think?
http://www.dbot.us
>>24636185
It's really poorly made so w/e
>AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
holy shit I was expecting this to be really dumb but it's actually really good. I think this is the first time I've been blown away by a chat bot mimicking reality.
>>24636185
>feminists have made
Stopped right there because I know that is bullshit.
Feminist do not make things.
>>24636185
It's literally just retarded
>>24636185
>you can add suggestions to the bot
time to fuck it up
>>24636241
that's why it's amazing
this is literally what it's like to be a girl being hit on by a normie
you can submit your own quotes
let's crush the patriarchy /r9k/!
>That moment when you realise your mothers advice that you should ask a woman lots of questions to get to know her rather than egotistically focusing on yourself and 'I' statements is actually part of the patriarchal oppression and rape of women.
>>24636215
>chat bot mimicking reality
>>24636265
I don't know man, I made a few fake accounts and the guys did have genuinely interesting things to say. A lot of them just weren't conventionally attractive so it's no wonder they get rejected harshly by women. Also, halo effect.
>>24636271
My thoughts EXACTLY
Anyone that is NOT CHAD, I repeat, anyone who is NOT CHAD needs to GIVE UP. NOW.
That sounds pretty fun.
I'll give it a go.
>>24636308
your mother is still right that you should ask other people questions about themselves and not focus only on yourself. But the kinds of questions you ask and how you ask them is obviously important as well. Note that the robot only asks really superficial things.
>>24636334
The robot was only asking basic introductory questions that you'd ask anyone you'd just met online. ASL is a thing girls ask guys, and girls ask girls online.
>>24636311
>literally anything a male says is oppression.
>>24636241
I guess it's a good facebook autist simulator
>submit douchy quotes
wat, all the bot says is basic questions anyone asks other than "Aren't you going to say hi?". What's douchy about asking a persons name or where they're from? This was made by a moron
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>Hi.
>What nationality are you?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>I'm from the land of butt.
>What nationality are you?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>I'm from the land of butt.
>What nationality are you?
>Aren't you going to say hi?
>I'm from the land of butt.
>What nationality are you?
>I'm from the land of butt.
>Mmm, spicy!
This is shit. If I want to be entertained with a conversation program, I'll just use Cleverbot. At least that has more than three sentences.
>>24636387
It's because this thing is geared towards all men that aren't Chads. Literally anything they say is douchy because they're not 8-9/10s, and are thus evil creeps.
You should know this by now fellow bot.
Everyone in this thread has been using it wrong.
This is the perfect male-female online conversation simulator.
>>24636311
chad's actually knows how to hold a conversation and is a good friend before anything else who cares about the person he's getting to know. That's why he is revered by all except /r9k/ posters.
this bot is defnitely normie though
>>24636419
*chad
originally I wrote "chad's actually good at conversation"
I tried to proposition him for sex and I think he must have gotten flustered because he stopped responding to him, so i got aggressive and started chanting "SEX SEX SEX SEX" over and over, he still didn't do anything, tfw not even robo chad wants to bang you , tfw you get triggered because computer chad has rejected you
What nationality are you?
>Already told you
I've found that girls like you are the best partners...so loyal and giving.
Aren't you going to say hi?
>Yes of course
What's your name?
>Feminists clearly can't program and code for shit
Aren't you going to say hi?
What nationality are you?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
>"Like those women working for obsidian who is "lyke omg did mustaschio guy is so lyke totally cool and gud idea, lets make him homosexual lyk omg!!!! SO CUTE!!! lets tell those disgusting codemonkey betas to do all the work in their slavebasement while we blog and tweet stuff xDDDD"
What's your name?
Are you pouting?
Why don't you want to talk to me...do you have a boyfriend or something?
>>24636419
>friends before they fuck/date
You're clueless
There doesn't appear to be any reference to this site online other than a single post on reddit.
The page seems to be only about a month old. Is this you, OP? Are you Bryan Collingsworth?
>>24636429
to me* desu m8
>>24636419
Not true but cool story bro
Wow, they really put no effort into this, didn't they?
>>24636465
the whole point is that it doesn't listen to anything you say
I have the best one yet
>>24636480
So they tried to make it like talking to a male, but still made it a girl?
>>24636465
Well women "made" it
>>24636185
>Are you talking about your penis? I don't have one.
>Don't be ridiculous.
MY SIDES
>>24636185
>http://www.dbot.us
obvious bias and skewed, see pic. failed women living on easy mode. Nothing better to do than complain against beta men who are deprived of sexual relaitonships or a companion because of the enititledness of women and slutty behavior in not settling down but acting like children
>>24636519
forgot to include pic, agian bias bot
FUCKING MEN
AM I RIGHT LADIES?
>>24636519
>obvious bias and skewed, see pic
>no pic
hazukashii
What a fucking goldmine this thing is.
>>24636572
men actually do talk to women like this
source: i'm a man
ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
gr8 bot fems, i knew you could not create something
Something's fucky.
>>24636311
granny harem?
textless posts are not allowed.
you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
you have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
you have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original
lol fuck bot
Great going with this wonderful experiment. I would be a mega bitch if this is all I got as well.
>this is feminist's attempt at computer science
Top kek I'm a fucking failure and am on the verge of dropping out of my comp sci degree and I don't think I could make something this fucking awful.
>>24636775
>computer science
not even close bro, they used an open source python script and then imported a database
i think i broke it
and yes i am a bot:^)
Is this what womyn face everyday?
Let's fuck this shit up
>feminists make something
>it doesn't work
poetry
>>24636955
It literally just keeps repeating aren't you going to say Hi after I've said hi dozens of times. This isn't at all what women experience online, at least call me a slut
>feminist programmers
>>24636775
Is there even a shred of evidence feminists made this?
I'm pretty sure some guy did. There's no reference anywhere online to who made this or why, other than a single post on reddit.
this is fun as fuck, i have no idea why they hate this
I've already said hi, you fucking piece of shit
>>24636403
Highly underrated post. Toppest of keks
>>24636185
>AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY HI?
Turing Test passed
>>24636911
>>24636719
>>24636629
Almost choked on my food laughing at this.
Can you tell a woman made this, it's canned responses are so shit and unresponsive, fuckin lol.
>>24636185
So it's already broken for everyone? Didn't they hire some "male" social justice programmer to create that thing for them? Well at least he fucked something up.
Lol does it know anything other than like 3-4 responses?
This is worthless software, didn't even past turing test.
Man I hate this dumb fuck
NO MEANS NO
Sorry bot, it just wasn't meant to be
>>24636185
rely spicey meatbal bot
Soo.. I was wondering,
does the pic related work?
Do you think its automated?
If it is.. can we make a good sexbot out of d.bot?
>>24637386
Feed it mang
>>24637502
Someone add these lines from the other thread to this shit.
>Most dudes aren't into bigger girls, but I think they're hot.
>please come give me your big cock
>What do I get if I tell you?
>give me your cock.
>That sounds pretty smart, babe. Really impressive.
>are you gay?
>I'm someone you want to get to know.
>I just offered sex
>What's your favorite color?
Fuck this, I can't fap to this.
>bakabakadesudesusenpaiUUUU
>>24636185
probaby the worst programmed bot I've ever come across.
> then again, I should have expected this. It was programmed by wymin, afterall.
Its spot on to be honest
>>24636185
The fuck is this shit retard machine
>>24636216
>Feminist do not make things
They make bullshit, don't they?
Surprisingly accurate, it's like I'm talking to a robot.
>>24636185
Be that way then g-sus
>>24636185
I think this is more to show how easy women have it, actually. You don't have to be interesting or even try to stand out, you automatically win at life. Cunts.
Kindred Spirits
>>24636185
damn bro the AI is super shitty desu senpai
Things like these just make me sad at how truly pathetic women are. Like, this is what they can do. This is what they consider competence and insightful satire.
Pitiable.
>>24636185
1. It's not very good
2. It's a douche-bot, and pretty accurate, and not really at all related to misogyny or sexism.
>>24638625
>I think this is more to show how easy women have it, actually. You don't have to be interesting or even try to stand out, you automatically win at life. Cunts.
This so much.
im a guy and
this bot made me feel special
>>24636216
This. They probably got one of their beta orbiters to make it for them.
>>24636185
if you click send you can send a blank message and the bot doesn't respond
>>24638850
I think I broke it
>>24636185
It took me a while to realise that the obnoxious robot was supposed to be a male because it seemed more or less like every other braindead woman I've ever had to speak with who keeps repeating the same meaningless shit over till you respond in a way they want you to respond.
I swear women have absolutely no fucking self awareness.
>>24638861
wow, no wonder nobody wants to talk to robots on the internet they're so autistic
I don't know why I'm surprised.
Aren't you going to say hi?
>>24636185
thls is amazingful
>>24636185
>"WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN STEM"
>This shit happens
I think it's broken.
Just fuck up my artificial intelligence familia
>>24636185
>Feminists have made a chat bot that mimics the misogyny and sexism women face online every day.
>Open bot.
>It doesn't say anything.
Sounds about right.
>>24638964
Here is a laugh: today I was looking at jobs in transport and truck driving. A large company advertising position for fucking dump truck drivers had a disclaimer that they were specifically looking for female positions.
Dump
Truck
Driver
You can't get away with something like
>currently looking for male positions
or
>currently looking to hire more niggers
Fuck this shit. Women already have the easiest fucking run of society, what else do they need? So fucking over this shit.
has anyone tried SQL injection? im a retard and idk how it works but I know ' input triggers something unsual
me
>yo
bot
>aren't you going to say hi?
me
>I did
bot
>aren't you going to say hi?
>aren't you going to say hi?
me
>uwotm8
bot
>aren't you going to say hi?
me
>stop spamming me
bot
>aren't you going to say hi?
>aren't you going to say hi?
>aren't you going to say hi?
>aren't you going to say hi?
It's not stopping
Pretty shit. It keeps repeating.
Hello.
Aren't you going to say hi?
Yeah, bby.
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Stop teasing me bby.
Kiss me.
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Playing hard to get?
rawrrr
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Tell me again, yasss
Aren't you going to say hi?
Again!
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Yes! Again!
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
I'm almost there, just a few more!
Aren't you going to say hi? (repeating over 10 times)
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Maybe
Aren't you going to say hi? x 12
Bye
Aren't you going to say hi?
Hi
Aren't you going to say hi?
Aren't you going to say hi?
Hi..
Aren't you going to say hi? x 11 (post was marked as spam)
Kek, gj feminists, it doesn't even work.
Through out all of this though, the thing that came to my mind was, if you don't want to talk to that person, you simply stop and block them if they continue talking, it is as simple as that, so why the fuck are these women humoring them knowing they are just going to get triggered? Jesus Christ.
>>24636492
Keyuk
>>24636436
Looks like we all just got our IP's collected by OP. Fuck.
Shit bot tbqh.
same as everyone else
Well this happened
>>24636185
>Arent you going to say hi?
>Arent you going to say hi?
>Arent you going to say hi?
>Arent you going to say hi?
>>24639625
ich dich moechte fick
>>24636185
Shitbot.
Original comment
I can't get anything but "Aren't you going to say hi?" When does the oppression start?
idea:
"feed" the bot with fedoratipping comments
>>24636185
It's like being mixed race in middle school all over again.
>>24640456
buzzfeed gtfo
>muh political correctness
>>24639684
Es wird schwierig sein. Ich habe kleine Schwanze
This shit is absolutely hilarious. I'm fucking choking reading these screencaps.
>Aren't you going to say hi?
this is why we need more women in IT
did anyone do this yet?
>>24640648
should we start filling the database with /r9k/ memes to break the system/flood the market?
>>24636271
>"I drive"
I kek'd honestly.
>>24640694
>get a "(you)"
>it's from a frogposter.
I wish I hadn't posted.
>>24640732
thanks bb
>>24636185
>Say nothing but REEEEEEE
>That and NORMIES GET OUT
>"Wow, you're so introspective"
>"I like your vocabulary"
>"I used to date someone like you"
Best laugh I've had the whole month.
We should make a response bot simulating how women talk to most of us. Here's the code I've written so far:
Ayy lmao
NOW hes becoming creative
>>24640782
Literally why was this deleted? It isn't even shitposting.
>>24640800
Just post it again.
>>24640833
Nice try niggerfucker
>>24640800
>>24640833
>>24640899
Am i the only one seeing this?
my job here is done
>>24636185
This guys clueless!
>>24640800
>>24640833
>>24640899
I didn't know I was in Dublin
>>24636391
It does more sentences for me
Really great bot to be h
This infidel thinks he has a chance at pure Muslim women
>>24641218
He's haram
>>24641230
Here's the last one, I've shut down the tab
it's not really that good of a bot or that annoying but I think women should know men are fucking retarded when they are desperate and when you combine that with the internet, this is what you get.
>>24641270
>try it out
>it just keeps asking if i'm going to say hi
Feminism finds a way.
10/10
accurate as fuck
10/10 well made very intuitive
This website is my new favorite.
fucking robot tbqh(quite)
>>24643156
just got this as well and kek'd like fuck
I don't think this is going to work
>>24636419
>chad's actually knows how to hold a conversation
ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY HI
>>24641249
>Are you tired?
>I'm tired of infidels
10/10
>aren't you going to say hi?
>say hi
>doesn't acknowledge it
bravo, feminists
I don't think he gets the meme, guys
>>24636633
Newfag. Nice digits though.
>submit quotes
>>24636185
hey look im original xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTwAMF6kLE
Subtlety.
make a version where you are the man and you are talking with a woman
she would 10 hours to reply and it would be with a single world;
What this thing says is incredibly baseless.
>Feminists
>Programming
kek
>>24636241
this bot is trash
>tfw no alphamale simlator to play with
Women in charge of doing things right
This is clearly made by a robot
I was expecting it to give more realistic answers tbqh
OH GOD
HE'S GOING NUCLEAR
MISOGYNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I wish there was someone to pay this much attention to me
This is a shit bot. It's barely functional and doesn't take any reposes that isn't basic as fuck.
This is not even a bot, since it doesn't parse user's input, holy fuck. I can make similiar app in fucking javascript in like 2 hours.
it's shit, doesn't even work on niggeresses
>>24646098
look at this honky shit
>>24646115
if a nigga talked 2 me lik dis I'd slap him upside his head
Shit-tier bot.
Let's flood the "feed me" button with polite, respectful phrases to discredit it.
Even robots dont want to stick it in me
Wow such a smart bot
>>24645870
Fucking pascal and 5 minutes is more than enough.
>>24646488
dude omg same benis :DDDDD lmoa
this is really tiring
i understand better now why girls want to skip to the chad thundercock part
You know what to do /pol/!
This is so dumb.
>>24638599
apex kek
>you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
I basically just kept saying bitch like a normal fag until I got bored.
>>24636185
Lol this is funny
How did a feminist make a computer program in the kitchen all day?
why is it so hard to talk to girls? i can now see why girls dont text back or they only text back one word responses
my male friends can send a fucking essay and ill send an essay back
>>24647196
nglsh hrd 4 grl
>>24647196
If they liked you, they'd send you an essay as well. Life fact.
If someone only replies with one word answers, they don't want to talk to you.
I spammed the chat with g, and he just stopped responding.
real life simulator
great desu senpai
I tried to go for realism.
>literally stick your dick in me
>why are you pouting
STOP POSTING ANY TIME
>>24647980
>what's your sign
>cancer
their sides were watching god
asdknperikngfvmdscvlkjweabb
Maybe it's just the morphine, but this thread is making my night. Keep flooding it with memes guys.
>>24649513
>WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE
lost it
Can we get this to say please respond? That would make me very happy.
why did the bot even get activated again
fucking stupid
nice work feminists
>>24636357
It's got mildly insulting responses to answers
>>24636185
Enjoy, mia familia
>>24652428
Woops , forgot my image
>>24652445
>big deal
epic
>>24636403
llmnlmnl
>>24636185
That's what they think is creepy/annoying?
It's like they've never met Pudoo Patel or something.
>Aren't you going to say hi?
Hi
>What nationality are you?
African American
>[no response]
FUCKING KEK maybe it is accurate.
>>24636403
best post itt desu senpai
r u bot
>things that make you and ya family go hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>24636185
>have you ever made out with a girl before
N-no...
>we're getting oppressed on the internet! What do we do?
>By Xir, I've got it! We'll make a half-assed bot held together by tampon tape to show men that we truly are oppressed on the internet!
Do they even think anymore? Do they know where the block button is?Oh who am I kidding, fucking roastie whores.
I'm dying.
Quality accuracy.
>tfw still get turned down even being a woman talking to a guy robot
I want off this ride
I'm literally begging for sex and he's still not putting out. Is this rape?
>>24636315
Who is this chad i keep reading about? Was he the most popular person on this board who became the epitome of robot turned alpha male?
Holy fuck. I never knew women had to go through such abuse.
Its so retarded
This was obligatory
>>24656738
Also hoping this makes it
>>24636185
Pretty accurate really, they even simulated female privilege.
You can be incapable of forming sentences and still get showered with praise and opportunities.
i lost
>and so did the robot
>>24636185
Fuck. It's harder being a woman than I thought.
>>24647009
>Rome
>Not Roma
Shit job lad.
kek no surprise when a woman writes a program it can only print out a randomized script and breaks constantly
>>24636385
>>24636385
>Who do you work for.
I too would like to know this
>>24636215
Yes, very realistic
>>24657049
HOW THIRSTY DO I NEED TO BE?
This thing is broken and shit.
>>24638366
lol
FUCKING HIROSHIMA TURN THE BOT OFF
We can make a cultist out of this bot yet
>>24638366
>hey
>nm u
>lol same
Women... everyone. So showered with attention and praise that she doesn't even need to engage with conversation at all.
what a well-designed artificial intelligence
it really gave me a new perspective on the female struggle
This thing is complete shit
Makin fun of my music tastes...
>>24636185
This bot is shit OP
I added
>I respect your feelings as a woman and a friend
>Aren't you going to say hi?
Hi
>Where are you from?
California
>Okay, but where are you really from?
Monterey
What's your favorite color?
>Green
Do you have lingerie in that color?
>No
>You should know I could be talking to lots of other girls.
Okay
>Do you like the way you look?
I'm okay with it
>Most dudes aren't into bigger girls, but I think they're hot.
That's nice. I didn't ask.
>What kind of music do you like?
>Why don't you want to talk to me...do you have a boyfriend or something?
Classic rock
>That's such a stunning hair color. Do you dye it?
>I feel like I'm doing all the talking here.
THIS triggers women? Jesus christ fucking babies they have no idea what they want. This is the textbook definition of an alpha male right here.
>>24657224
I'm sorry but this is pissing me off too much. Maybe "lol" wasn't worth submitting champ. Why don't you go to /b/ and post shit like that if you don't like what the whole fucking board is for?
>>24657250
judging by the fact that hours later, it's still spouting the same shit
there's probably someone who screens the quotes before they're added so we can't fuck it up easily
>>24639407
ohh shiittt
This is so shit. I try to treat it like a girl would treat Chad and it breaks down.
Truly this is the most advanced bot ever created.
We should make a program against feminists
Hey
>Hi
What's your name?
>Why do you ask? Is this oppression?
No
>i'm calling the cops and accuse you for raping me
>>24657433
Fuck, no sexbot for us then
>but who could resist the wiles of our great overlord?
>>24657433
So much the better. Bombard them.
>tfw the bot is redpilled
hmmmmm tbqh family
>>24639407
Ok, so he has a bunch of IP addresses of people who browse /r9k/. How is that of any use?
>>24636492
lmao great shit
honestly this thing is funny as fuck id definitely let it fuck me if i were a woman senpai
I bet if this bot had a good profile pic, it would get all the bitches.
This bot is fucking broken.
this bot is a rapist
I wonder if the bot actually says these things
This is so broken t.bh
lol this thing is accurate
This is literally the most I've been flirted with in years, it feels weirdly realistic
I dont get this. This bot is so stupid
>>24636185
at-bot that mimi
