Anyone else have autistic dreams
>you will never fight in ww2 panzer division
>tiger specifically late version
>no snorkel but more reliable
>why live
there's a whole board for people like you
>>>/k/
>>24635863
I dream of traveling the world on the path to becoming a legendary martial artist.
But in really life I am too poor to even leave the city I am in, and the only modern day martial arts legends are MMA fighters and actors.
>>24636021
At least your dreamthough unlikely at bestis even possible
>I was only six years old
>sleeping in top bunk, very comfy
>suddenly there is a gigantic mechanical spider in the room
>spider looms over me, aggressively, but doesn't actually hurt me
>obviously I am extremely frightened at this point, freaking the fuck out
>hide under the covers
>every time I close my eyes, I can see the mechanical insides of the spider, accompanied by a voiceover of a man's voice talking about the design of the spider's mechanism, like a documentary or an advertisement
>eventually my dad hears my screams
>he opens the door
>he doesn't even see the giant fucking mechanical spider taking up half the volume of the bedroom, he just stares straight at me and tells me to stop being autistic
>dream was so realistic I believed it was real for years
>tfw I experience difficulty trusting my father to this day because of it
>>24636067
Kek
>uhh what spider anon i dont see anything?
>your just autistic
>night anon *climbs into web*
>>24635863
I often have thoughts, that if reincarnation was real. I definitely died in WW2 in a past life.
I get chills every time i even think about WW2.
>>24636119
I have some kind of ww2 autism its the most fascinating subject to me never gets old all i want is to fight in it fuck me i must have been there in a past life aswell
>want to fight a war more than anything
>a REAL war with another country/uniformed soldiers not sand niggers in caves
>>24636067
I even wrote and illustrated a book about the ordeal a few days later, and presented it to my parents proudly.
>>24636172
Do you still have it?
>illustrated
I expect robot spiders anon
>>24636168
While the whole war captivates me,
The pacific theater of war is really what calls to me, The constant battles in jungles with the INSANELY terrible conditions on islands like Guam and Guadalcanal. Hard to explain but it makes me feel...sad that i'll never experience that level of a struggle.
i want to live in some kind of generic fantasy world full of furries and maybe with some humans and be a follower to someone cool and go on adventures and shit.
it couldn't be more autistic as a dream, but i don't live it vicariously by making furry art or rping or anything so i guess i have that going for me.
>>24636214
It's most likely lost forever senpai. Darn shame. (I don't remember if I ever even finished it, actually.)
I do, however, have a few autistic drawings from my late infancy and early childhood, which my grandma saved for me.
Well tbqh they're not really drawings, they're mostly letters to my grandma with a few drawings here and there. I'll scan them and post em sometime during the next week.
Actually I'll make a thread for autistic child drawings and writings. Keep your eyes peeled for autistic child-writing in Spanish. (spicfag here. Will post translations for the entertainment of the gringo majority.)
>>24636230
I understand exactly what you mean its just a calling no explaining it a drive to battle for life or death like reverse ptsd or something i like tank battles specifically as i said in the op i just wanna travel europe with my crew bond and fight the enemy every decision and second counting that rush of victory as your enemies go up in flames cheering because you came out on top i wanna become a seasoned vet like the tiger aces in countless battles with impossible feats and odds its all exhilarating
>>24636294
Thanksfam only autism writing i remember was a story about a talking taco
>>24636318
>talking taco
Please elaborate, I am genuinely intrigued now.
>>24636354
I dont remember anything about it other than it was colored in crayon with badly drawn tacos talking about god knows what title was literally the taco that could talk or something
Bump pls share your autism anons
No, my dreams make absolutely no sense, they are mostly just random disconnected rambling. Yesterday I hated voices talking to me while falling asleep.
>>24636484
I meant I heard voices, not hated. Typing on tablet so stupid auto correction.
I cant ever remember my dreams.
Last dream i remember was literally just me smoking weed at my computer, and i hadn't even smoked in a year...but was going to the next day, guess i was excited.
Is it worth starting a dream journal?
Have a Tiger bro.
>>24636502
Blaming your software for spelling mistakes is like blaming your car for an accident.
>>24636556
Meant dreams as in what you always wanted to do not literal dreams
>Is it worth starting a dream journal
Deoends if you want or have a use for logging all your dreams probably would be an interesting read after awhile
>>24636582
Thanksfam this is my tankfu favorite by far know way to much about it aswell
>>24636484
What did they say?
Bloxxxxx
>>24636596
it would be fine to blame the car if it somehow made the decision to crash into a tree
>these faggots romanticizing war
>>24636627
>tfw Porsche Tiger was transformed into Ferdinand after they fixed it
>>24636707
>fixed
>Splitting the tank in half
>just fuck my crew communication up
>engine in the middle of the tank
For what purpose
Porsche made weird tanks not to mention hitler asking a carmaker with no experience to design his tanks
Have another Tiger familiar
I want to have a sense of brotherhood with a group of man. To know that their lives depend on me and that mine depends on them.
>>24636754
This to have a clear purpose in life aswell
>>24636747
Thanks m8 looks fantastic
>>24636627
Tiger is shit senpai
>>24636745
What do you mean engine in the middle of the tank?
And yea Porsche dun goofed, even their KT-turret sucked, have a Sturmtiger tho
Sometimes when I'm eating porridge I pretend I'm a captured wehrmacht soldier trying to survive in a soviet PoW camp and this is the only meal I will get the entire day
>>24636754
And to know deep in my heart that my enemy is just like me. The only difference between us being the place we were born in.
>>24636801
>>24636754
See >>24636680
It's not what you think.
Schwimmwagen with some Panthers.
>>24636832
In most biographies you can read that the only reason why people kept fighting was live of their buddies. I want to feel that.
Captured polish tanks being used against them.
>>24636851
The reason they kept fighting is because they'd be killed for desertion otherwise.
>>24636769
Good argument
>best tank in the world 1941
>highly effective even in 1945
>hurr its bad
1/10 i replied
>>24636787
I mean the crew compartment was split up as in
/c/e/c/ c= crew e= engine you had your driver and radio operator up front with a solid wall behind them with the engine in that compartment the gunner loader and commander were in there own seperate compartment in the rear behind the engine
Another Sturmtiger.
>>24636858
Wow you must be expert on subject of war.
>>24636862
Not in every situation.
>>24636787
>>24636876
>390mm rocket
Just fuck my defense up
>>24636864
>1941
0.5/10
made me chuckle senpai
>>24636899
>designed in 41
Deployed is different
>>24636912
>Best tank of the time
>Hasnt even seen service yet
Lol
>>24636921
It was still the greatest tank of that year simply by existing was the best in 42 aswell
>>24636864
But they did that in the Ferdinand so they have space for the PaK 43 in the back, the Tiger (P) still had the engine in the back, mainproblem was the huge ground-pressure and engine problems that got fixed for the most part later on, but Henschel already got assigned the whole Production, Henschel was just amazing tho.
>>24636927
>simply existing is grounds for being the best
Why are naziboos always so stupid?
>>24636883
>THIS upset over a joke
I knew I would easily find polacks with this.
>>24636954
75 meme is quite old isnt it?
also the battle in which this thing was supposted to happen was won
>>24636940
I realize this but we were talking about Ferdinand specifically >>24636707
>>24636950
The most technically superior tank was the best yes it doesnt have to be in service to be good its still the same design with some minor tweaks while in service
>>24636971
>Unfit for service
>"Minor" tweaks
Then again Germans have 0 quality control
>>24636980
>unfit for service
Henschels prototype worked fine when it was presented Porsche's tiger not so much
>>24636980
This was due to the Mass-production being rushed, this got fixed later on.
Lets dont event start about allied tanks.
>T-34 breaks track
Time to dismantle half of the tank bro.
Americans building tanks unfit for heavy terrain used for combat in heavy terrain - the country.
That incompetence of EVER producing a proper transmission
Sherman came out 1942 too with a radial engine, all the problems named above, BEING FUCKING CASTED STEEL, and the praised fuck-my-ammo-up technology.
KV-2 mai tanku
>>24637272
Kek i remember that thing being used as an observation post its so damn tall
>>24637272
>turret-ring breaking after ~4 shots
I dreamed I was in school and for some reason some teacher really pissed me off so I killed her
I woke up full of guilt and still am. Why would I kill someone? What did she do to deserve that. I feel like a murderer. It's awful.
>>24637450
>kv2 ever getting 4 shots off
>JagdTiger
>It's cannon was able to destroy a Sherman hiding on the other side of a house
>Only one lost in combat due to poor driving
>Tfw reading Tigers In The Mud
>>24637766
That thing was a bad design nonetheless tho and surprise - one of Hitlers ideas.
The Jagdpanther was amazing, capable of destroying every allied tank in 1 shot at long rage, while being almost untouchable and still fairly mobile.
The problem was that the Jagdpanthers gun had no problem rendering enemy tanks combat-ineffective, but once the front got overrun the allies could repair a bunch of these combat-ineffective tanks, if the Jagdtiger hit an enemy tank there was nothing left to repair.
>>24635863
Polar bear broke into my house and tried to eat me
