What type of girl was your mom when she was your age?
>Stacy
>average 5/10 degenerate whore
>precursor tumblrette
>modest woman of her time
At 24, my mom was married to my step-dad and working her way through nursing school. But before that, she was a pretty big whore who had me when she was 18 and didn't know who my father was.
Apparently she was skinny with a real nice ass and had terrible taste in men.
>>24635431
Is she still attractive?
My mom has a nice face but her body is fucking disgusting. I look more like my real dad than her.
>>24635354
>recently married
>prego
>broke
>technically keking my dad because she fucked some drug dealing spic before she got with my old man
>got her dream of living off of a man's money while popping out a couple brats, including me.
Oh well, we're a happy retarded family
Slut fucking all the chads she could get her hands on because she was a Stacy.
Then single motherhood -> Found my Beta Bucks dad - > made me .
Literal BETA GENETICS
A robot, just like me :^)
>>24635354
my mom attended church youth groups
she was introverted, but very friendly
She already had 2 kids
>>24635354
>Stacy
>Stereotypical 80's chick that used a shit ton of hairspray
>Dated a guy who was the head of the cheer squad
>He later turned out to be gay
Then she met my chad-dad and had me
>average 5/10 degenerate whore
She still is.
>>24635354
7/10 stacey teen mom
>>24635354
mom
>8-9/10 stacy
dad
>8/10 chad
me
>4/10 skinnyfat beta
how the fuck did this happen
mom
>skinny 7-8/10 naive country girl desperate to get married
dad
>balding beta kek
>typical American girl
>literally drinking herself to death
>fucks around a lot despite saying she doesn't
>lives with a bunch of fags and drag queens
>experimented with drugs
>actively hating her parents
>getting in trouble with the police
>having constant panic attacks about what she's doing with her life and why she's unhappy
A year or so later she got pregnant with me and she married my dad. She's come a really long way since then and she's one of the very few examples I can think of of a woman who legitimately changed and got better with age. I'm proud of her.
But if I were her age at the same time I wouldn't date her because of her past decisions.
>>24635665
It always confused me as to how two people with A+ genetics can produce such shit offspring.
Maybe your mom kucked your dad?
>>24635354
She was finishing her undergraduates in physics and architecture. And was married to my father.
>tfw both parents are the shining example of a conservative family
>tfw father is strong alpha male
>tfw mother is smart and loyal woman
>tfw they've been married for 40 years
>tfw all of my siblings are successful individuals who are now starting their own conservative families
>tfw I live half way around the world being a degenerate who does nothing but spend his father's well earned money
>>24635727
>Maybe your mom kucked your dad?
unlikely, my hands (vascularity, nail shape and fingers) look exactly like my dad's. probably the only nice feature that I have
>>24635354
Get ready for the most cliche love story:
>mother is 18, a beautiful, good-hearted, deeply catholic, socialist-ish kindergarten worker
>father is 19, a good-looking, fit, highly intelligent airforce lieutenant in training
>mother and her friend see an ad for a dancing school, they need some girls for the officers to dance with
>mommy meets pops
>thinks he is a jerk
>he is not actually a jerk
>they fall in love, both virgins, support each other, and so on
Now my father is a rich asshole, has divorced my mom, and she is heartbroken and fat.
Fuck you, Dad, you fucking asshole! I even have, like, 80% of your genes! FUCK YOUUU!!!
>>24635762
Looks like you live the live, brah.
>>24635354
At 20 she was estranged from both her parents -- her mom after rejecting Christian Science, and her dad because he thought it was embarrassing that she took a job as a waitress.
She had dropped out of university in Chicago, and she was living with her first real boyfriend, a smart but not so nice guy who gave her speed after driving her home from an abortion.
Her bipolar disorder was undiagnosed -- as it would remain until after her second divorce more than 20 years later.
So she was pretty nuts, and she got up to some crazy shit. She would leave Chicago after the boyfriend became violent, going back to school at Johns Hopkins where she met her first husband, a nice normal college boy who would later turn out to be way crazier than she was.
Good times in the nineteen-seventies!
>>24635920
That sounds like it would make for a fantastic movie.
>>24635354
At my age my mom was addicted to a fuckton of drugs due to being molested at 15, meeting my dad was honestly the best thing that ever happened to her
>>24635835
> both virgins
believing this
>>24635354
She was dating dad and working on a dead end job
After my older brother borned, she
started going to uni and broke up with dad, for obvious reasons
Today she have a somewhat sucessful carrer, but it was a shitty parent, didn't had any time to look after us, but still im proud of her, at least she didnt marry a beta kek to provide for me and my brother, like most single moms do
>>24635354
>big-titty womanlet
>bretty good looking 6-7/10 whore
>booksmart but bad at life
>borderline personality disorder, big "poor me" attitude problems
at 23 my mom was married to my dad and he was working her way through nursing school with 3 jobs while she did nothing and my grandparents raised me.
she only married my dad because he knocked her up on their first date and I'm pretty sure he met her at a strip club and my mom used to be a stripper. but I can't know for sure.
>>24635967
She broke up with your dad after your older brother was born? When were you born? Were you from a post-breakup hate fuck?
>Stacy
>9/10
>fucking black dudes and drummers for bands and shit
>punk rocker
>also a gogo dancer in a club
etc etc
>>24635987
Post her tits.
fillercontent
>>24636009
C U C K
Dude, you were retroactively cvcked by your mom.
>>24636026
Excuse me what
Bavi
>>24636045
You have nigger DNA in you. You were literally retroactively cvcked.
>>24636068
I don't think you know what cvck means desu
>>24636011
I don't have any pictures of my mom and now she's like super obese so it's not hot anyway.
>>24636081
c u c k, you fucking autist
>>24636095
Yeah, keep throwing around words that you don't understand.
I'm the autist
>>24635354
>>Skinny as fuck, heroin-chic, pink-haired, safety-pin through the ear, ripped black jeans, leather jacket punk
>>Snorting cocaine and washing down pills with bottles of champagne in London / Berlin / Hong Kong nightclubs
>>Probably desperate not to let anyone know she spent most weekends competing in dressage and show jumping
>>"No daddy I won't wash the dye out for your wedding! Fuck you daddy! And fuck your new whore wife! SHe's not my mother!"
>>"You just hate Jamal because he's Muslim!" "Yes. And if he ever sets foot on our property again I won't just hit him with birdshot"
>>Arrested (along with my aunt and my godfather) for smuggling commercial quantities of drugs out of Morocco - now we get pulled aside and interviewed every fucking time we enter the country.
Meh
skinny punker type, met my dad at 14 and was with him until he cheated on her when she was 28
mom is 9/10 mexican stacy who crossed the border (looked like selena quintilla)
dad 9/10 white chad but short (5ft8)
married, became legal, had me, divorced, remarried to black guy,had 2 more kids, about to get divorced again.
any questions?
>>24636232
Why are there so many stories with mom's fucking black guys??
Are your half siblings more attractive than you?
>>24636232
But are you a 9/10
>>24636254
idk, the town i was born in was all mexicans except for my white dad and black stepdad. maybe she was more interested in them because they were different races.
idk if my half siblings are more attractive. theyre young (sister age 9, brother age 13) so ill see in a couple years of theyre attractive or not. they could be more attractive than me if you prefer mixed or black people instead of white. if i lost this extra weight i had i could probably be a 8/10 maybe 9/10 like my dad was when he was younger.
>>24635849
No complaints really, but still they all look down on me.
>>24636272
if i got into shape i think i could. id say im like a 5/10 rn but f i lost the weight i think i could be a 8-9/10
Any more stories?
For those who posted and are still around - how the hell do you know these details about your mothers' life before you were born? Discovered diaries? She told you?
>>24635354
My mom was tiny and always got teased for looking asian and she "had" a bad temper, her and my dad were pretty attractive but weren't a good match for each other, at least i have my decent looks, it's just my brain that's fucked, OH WELL ;_;
>>24636656
oh and my mom she was in school so she was a nerd but I guess she was a stacy enough to get preg the next year but yeah good little lady, kept to herself
>>24636620
Op here.
My mom told me all of this shit about her. She also told me she wanted to abort me but my grandmother wouldn't let her.
>>24635354
Mom was a virgin , married at 19
Dad never had a girlfriend but was not a virgin , 23
Brother married his highschool girlfriend at 32.
With such a family I was doomed to be a sexually frustrated robot . Thank God I got myself out of that hole.
Any of you ever fuck your moms?
The thought of fucking my own mother completely fucking disgusts me, but wincest seems to turn me on.
