>She says you're funny
>Chad cums on her tummy
>>24632732
>you stutter while thinking about her
>she mutters while chad spluters
>she laughs at your jokes
>chad throatfucks her as she chokes
>>24632732
>>24632763
no one thinks you're funny you fat sacks of shit
>Girl says you are a freak
>Chad's pounds her everyday a week
>>24632788
But are they right?
>She compliments your figurines
>She gasps as Chad blasphemes
>>24632788
Chad leave!!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>be Chad
>laugh at you fucking losers and your oh so funny thread
>>24632788
No one made you open this thread you whiny little bitch
>she says you're a good friend
>he cums deep in her rear end
>finally get gf
>she wants me to choke her, pull her hair during sex
You guys were right, they've all been mind broken by Chad
I'm cringing at how unfunny you dumbasses are
>You want to cuddle her close at night
>Meanwhile Chad fucks her with all his might
She's out looking like a million bucks
Youre home looking like a million kucks
>you rank up to level 53
>she screams "Chad, cum in me!"
>>24632976
POTTERY
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>She smiles when she sees you
>He smiled as she blew wew
>when she gets cold she asks for your jacket
>you dont care who she fucks because you're a faggot
>you make her smile on thanksgiving day
>chad makes her engage in extreme pony play
>you give her comfort when she's feeling blue
>chad seals her asshole with industrial glue
>you take her out to fly a new kite
>chad brings her to rallies of the ultra-far right
>you dry her tears when she's had enough
>chad makes her watch his collection of snuff
>you help her install her new PC case
>chad gives her noogies, and shits on her face
>She looks at your couplets and says that you're a poet
>All the while she's fucking Chad but you just don't know it
>>24633135
in the feels
>>24633096
Solid post
>You dream about showing her your favourite CD
>Chad makes her cum using just his wee wee
>>24633135
You buy her horbgobbles, mip-pips, ringdorbles, flim flams
I hoobspodge her boinghole, for I am chad-I-am
>>24633855
fna4fgn
>you stare and dream of her all day
>that night, chad has his way
>you try to warn her about the jews
>chad makes her wet with his left-wing views
