you probably aren't aware because my threads have died, but I've chronicled this relationship on r9k
pic related, just happened
go on, I am lurking
>>24632693
me too, as well.
hdmwundnduwmxn
>>24632649
fucking normalfags having girl contacts on their apple devices
Charge your phone, change your carrier, and turn off Bluetooth you nerd.
the truth is stranger than fiction
>>24632649
go on
this comment is not original
hmmmmmmmmmmblek
>>24632785
>she literally describes chad
fuck off faggot
>>24632785
Now call her a dumb slut.
Fake and retarded 0/10 would sage
>>24632803
context?
also, hello fellow WAbro.
>>24632803
you've been kek'd my good sir
>>24632803
tell her she's nothing but a naive little girl, and one day the realization that life is nothing but a meme is going to hit her like a ton of bricks.
>>24632803
nice job getting keked by filthy frank, asshole
>>24632841
I left town when the summer ended, she got a new boy and then I came back for Christmas, we made out but she stopped me because she thought I was leaving but I stayed for different reasons and she doesn't know
>>24632907
>i donut recall
what are your intentions? do you want her or not?
>>24632907
>I don't recall
>tries to change subject to focus on her
Yeah, she fucked him within the last 24 hours
>>24632907
just keep her as a fuckbuddy dude
there is obviously no trusting this roastie
>>24632907
*thanksgiving, and FYI this girl is pretty qt and thick but she's got 3 inches and 30 lbs on me
>>24632955
how long will you be in town?
>>24632950
I would like to keep her as my local fuckbudy for this area
>>24632955
She seems like a keeper.
>>24632955
>fucking girls heavier and taller than you
That's fucking gross
>>24632991
>not being into snu snu
>>24632980
til the 27th of December
>>24632991
Lmao no it's not, unless they're obese.
>>24633021
>I thought she was telling me to come over at 9am
>>24633056
Yeah, I thought it was half an invitation. Good thing I know I'm socially retarded.
lmao op she sounds like a histrionic bitch
just tell her to fuck off
>>24633056
watch me get it in boy
pics of her?
>>24633138
jakes her roommate (they haven't fucked)
>liking girls
>>24633179
you fucking dog
>>24633179
should I a make cukkold out of frank?
>>24633179
They've definitely fucked you idiot
>>24633205
nah jake sounds like a beta kek
>>24633198
this shit is so corny and gAaAayY oh
> you're a bad influence xD (smokes cigs)
> tell jake to fuck off *dark voice*
> he's just the good guy evil anon.</33
fuck i'm cringing more than when i read Nicholas sparks books and 50 shades of cock
>>24633205
he's a gay family friend
pic rel
>>24633265
>this shit is so corny and gAaAayY oh
that's how women speak, man.
>>24633268
nice thighs. I approve.
> but I've chronicled this relationship on r9k
how long ago did it start?
>women
>NOPE
I feel like I'm going to have an aneurism trying to read all that. Is this really the way people communicate with one another?
>>24633318
jesus christ
women have no soul
>>24633317
I'm making money senpai
>>24633327
critique it further, master communicator
>>24633274
that would be fitting...you know
>>24633383
should've said "you"
ya blew it
>>24633383
how does that answer my question?
>>24633443
thanks for giving
>>24633467
whatcha gonna do? pretend to be more serious about you and her so you can fuck her?
>>24633487
yeah, duh
what else would Jake (sociochad) do?
>>24633578
Man you were doing okay until that shit right there.
She's very bluntly probing you for commitment, lying about not fucking her boyfriend, and trying to leave him for you to show how loyal she is. You're both fools
I would fuck her and do her mad dirty though
>>24633578
her mom, who looks like her but older and is single, loves me
>>24633675
im waiting for your phone to die
>>24633640
I tagged her building when I got back in town, before she knew I was home
>>24633697
thanks for the tip nigga
>>24633701
you're lucky she wants your dick. otherwise she woulda called the police for dat shit
well, looks like I'm gonna fuck tomorrow
good nite lads
hope this was educational
>>24633758
night bruh. enjoy your puss
>>24632871
When I found out life was just a meme I was quite relieved tbqh.
>>24633318
Woah, that's fuck'd but this is pretty entertaining.
What in the name of everything holy is all the normie fucking gibberish? Good fucking god
>>24633736
I did that for you
>>24633810
I know you did, Big Guy. Enjoy that snatch.
>>24633833
b-bane?
thank you.....
Sociopath or a redpiller OP?
>>24633852
umm I've experienced serious OCD and derealization for the last few years (at least) but I just wanna fuck
>>24633852
What're you stepping at him for? Desperation naturally drives guys to talk to women
>>24633701
Wtf was the "poetry"
Also wtf are you doing anon
/10
>>24633966
I just wrote NM20(cent sign) on the doorstep to her building
>>24634034
What does that mean? Also, how did you meet this girl? Context
>>24633929
haha I actually feel proud when people call me a "le sociopath"
>>24634049
she walked past me, she looked like she was my age and I noticed her because she was so tall and then I saw her giant butt so I talked to her
>>24634091
Face pic so I can understand this dynamic more
>>24634110
of me?
g00k please
>>24634138
Alright then
Just seems a bit rapey, and then unaccounted for for her to not push you aside if you're a random, barring you having some really desirable quality
>>24632785
Hint: If a woman says her friends don't trust you and there was a 3-week romance and you were an asshole that means bad news. Fuck I can't really stand women and their affinity for dumb men a lot.
>>24634165
I was clarifying
this is my license
how is it rapey, you meet people by talking to them
I also have a big dick apparently, I'm smart and she's never been with a boy that's smaller than her
>>24633268
>be from Florida
>get on Tinder while visiting Seattle
>holy fuck these girls are all shit tier uggos
>your post is proving it further
God fucking damn I love Florida women.
>>24634217
>she's never been with a boy that's smaller than her
and she found out she likes it, but Franco is taller than her too
-OP
>>24633268
What the hell is she doing with her head? Is she pretending to be possessed? It's one thing to turn around to look at the camera but she also bent her head so it's almost horizontal
>>24634284
she's showing off her moneymaker
>>24632785
Can definitely confirm this is a girl you're talking to because that's the most GIRL thing I've ever read. Where every thing she says contradicts herself and she can't resist anything that's mean to her.
>>24634217
Literal Chad. why the fuck are you here?
You look like you'd literally fuck -any- girl. I'm suspicious of you.
>>24633268
She's got a cute face but she's way too fat.
>>24634361
I only fuck girls my height or taller, and I'm 5'10, 160. I just turned 19, and all my fucking was done this past summer (4 girls, about 40 times total)
not saying I'm not a fox, but why are you suspicious of me?
also what do you mean LITERAL chad
>>24634375
she's 6'1 190
I like her fat, and she's a bit ditzy but she's also aggressive and dominant as fuck with me, usually
>>24632907
>>24633021
>>24633179
>she keks you by sleeping with this guy
>"i want you back"
>you fucking submit
>that glaring fucking insecurity
>nigga you asked like 4 times when she last had sex
>"y-yeah im in seattle"
kill yourself
>>24634423
I will tolerate her fucking some guy while I'm not around, but not after I came back, she made out with me but then cockblocked me
she showed me a picture of his dick he sent and he has a serious rash so I'm pretty sure she didn't fuck him since I got back, also she was on her period last week
>>24634448
>pretty sure
why are you making excuses for her, anon? make her choose between you or him if she wants you that bad, not submit to her every fucking whim.
>>24634375
>being this low test
>>24634474
>make her choose between you or him
I already did, she chose me
you sound like a virgin, or charitably, someone who doesn't read very well
>>24634497
>she chose me
yeah, for 3 weeks until she went crawling back to the other guy. she's hopping back and forth by the look of it and you just let it happen like a spineless faggot.
>>24634415
wow 190 really? either way shes hot
>>24634563
nah man I left town, then when she saw me again we made out but she wouldn't fuck me because she thought I was gonna leave in a couple days, and I'm 100% certain that she hasn't fucked him since that (combination of her period, his dick issues, and his absence)
now she's gonna break up with him, and we're gonna fuck tomorrow, which is all I care about, as long as the sex is safe.
I feel like I'm getting baited, but it's my thread haha
>>24634622
yeah, she said when she was 15 she was just as tall but straight up round so she was probably almost 250+ back then
>>24633268
I'd fug. It looks like she could take a mean dick
>>24634623
>now she's gonna break up with him
No she's not. She's obviously just gonna cheat on him until you bail again.
>>24634649
I'd be fine with that too, actually
>>24634647
she can, my friend
she likes to slap and pull hair though
>>24634284
>not knowing Shaft head tilt
pleb
>>24634789
she did say she read yaoi when she was younger
>>24634659
Really? What if you were in his shoes (Frank, the guy getting c_ucked)? This girl sounds like a complete trainwreck slut
>>24633268
>tfw no tall gf
Fuck I don't even care if she's a slut, tall girls make me want to not be autistic for once in my life.
>>24635595
Stop being a moralfag. Best case scenario, Frank the kek will learn something and ditch the girl
>>24634415
Yeah I love tall girls, but tall skinny girls. She's not way to fat, I mistyped. She's just fat enough to kill the boner.
CAN'T WE JUST PRETEND
EVERY THING WE SAID
AND EVERY THING WE DID
NEEEEVEEEEEEEERRR MEANT
>>24635938
>enabling cheating stacies is being a normalfag
I'm gonna laugh when it happens to you
>>24637705
I'm gonna laugh when you turn down an attractive girl because she has a boyfriend, because you should know that her relationship might as well have ended when she propositioned you.
>>24638438
She's not attractive at all. She has a nice body, but her face is disgusting. Her face is a female version of Eggman
Don't you realise that if she did this to Frank, she'll do it to you when a better offer comes around?
I'll laugh when you get c_ucked, my friend.
You see faggots, dick size is everything
>>24638561
I'm just gonna fuck her and not worry about all that bro. you should try it.
>>24638651
OK, bro
Enjoy fucking Eggman with tits (this is all you'll be able to think about while you're fucking her. I've ruined her for you)
>>24638561
>She's not attractive at all
She's cute as fuck tbqh. Plus she's tall.
>>24638735
>huge round forehead, big enough to play football on
>pudgey round nose that tapers down her cheeks
>no jaw, huge chin
>non-existent lips
>cute
3/10 at best
She looks like a male-to-female tranny gone wrong
>>24638771
yeah, whatever you say senpai
>>24633268
She is literally obese. Disgusting.
>>24638796
I, for one, welcome her to crush my semimanlet body
>>24638771
>huge round forehead, big enough to play football on
It's like you've never seen a girl without a fringe.
>pudgey round nose that tapers down her cheeks
Literally has the ideal feminine nose.
>no jaw, huge chin
Can't tell from Shaft head tilt picture desu.
>non-existent lips
See above
>3/10 at best
wew lads someone's jealous
>>24638844
>It's like you've never seen a girl without a fringe.
Can't you see her 5head? She even looks like she's balding
>Literally has the ideal feminine nose.
Fat and round is not the ideal feminine nose
>Can't tell from Shaft head tilt picture desu.
Her fat is probably hiding her jaw t b h
>See above
Her lips look drawn on
>wew lads someone's jealous
Jealous of a 3/10? No. You're desperately trying to defend her ugliness because she's all you can get and deep down you know it.
>>24638883
>Can't you see her 5head
Literally having trouble finding pictures of girls that don't have the same sized forehead.
>Fat and round is not the ideal feminine nose
It's not fat but it does have soft lines, which is literally the ideal feminine nose.
>Her fat is probably hiding her jaw t b h
Shaft head tilt, can't tell where anyone's jawline is, pleb. Only looks good on anime characters because you can clearly define the jaw.
>You're desperately trying to defend her ugliness because she's all you can get and deep down you know it.
I'm not even OP
>>24638883
that's not me you're responding to, but I (OP) just have a really hard time believing you're not a virgin
>>24638971
it continues... this fucking cunt
>>24639273
about to just say fuck it 2bqh
Trying to do right by you r9k and at least make sure she breaks up with her bf if I can get her to cheat
>>24639366
>tfw no conflicted 6'1" fuck buddy to sit on my face
>>24639366
I guess I'll let her lie to herself...
>>24639411
but wait, theresh more
>>24639389
drink doo doo, doo doochebag
>>24639481
you don't know how much patience talking to normie girls requires, r9k
>>24639523
>she's been raped
>taller than 6'
>unfaithful in relationships
Literally dream fuck buddy tbf
>>24639523
this is excruciating
>>24639601
mark my words, we're still on for tonight
her bf knows we made out last week btw, still hasn't broken up with her
>>24639284
>tfw I would see you elsewhere
honestly gotta props to you OP you're pretty good at women, not fake/10
>>24639657
plz c/uck that beta bf of her. Offer him watching while you fuck.
>>24639657
this is painful to read
>>24639686
I'm actually not gonna let him become a full kek ie I will make sure he knows if we fuck so he doesn't stick around
>>24639837
cmooooon nnnnnn g00k
>>24639284
What happened? Did you give up here, lose patience?
>>24634789
>>24634649
>>24639837
I'm 99% sure she'll give it up. Keep up the persistence, she wants it but needs a little more convincing senpai
>>24639873
>what do i want
>me
if this ends well im going to fucking kek
>>24639873
She's gonna crack
>>24639873
Post more pics of thick amazon in the meantime
>>24634388
>I only fuck girls my height or taller
TFW when live near seattle but 5'4
She's already borderline land whale. Give it a few years and she's going to be morbidly obese.
>>24634388
So she is literally 6ft and change, and close to 200lbs. Wtf. Does she ball?
>>24639934
it better end well, I tell you hwat
OP post a pic of yourself.
>>24634236
>the white trash crack state
God damn I love being in one of the hottest colleges.
>>24640041
she balls on my dick senpai
or something like that, idk
please tell me I'm autistic enough to be considered an Android at least, r9k
>>24640050
Just keep insisting you have feelings for her and vice versa .youre so close op don't give up now
>>24633038
Daily reminder that normies savagely make fun of guys that are with heavier women behind their backs. Doesn't matter if they're only "kind of chubby"
>>24633268
She thick tho. tbqh i wouldn't go through that much bullshitting for getting laid. Also seems like she's made up her mind, you're prolly gonna get laid. You give her em Chad tingles.
Godspeed tho.
>>24640075
oops.
>>24638651
OP you're like 6/10 in the face, you can find another girl that isn't a mental case just lower your standards a bit.
how old are you? you look maybe 18.
>>24640129
we're 19, I know I can find another girl but I don't live here so I'm gonna try to smash again
Is this a Chad talking through texts? Do people not have any real conversations anymore that last longer than three words per response
>>24640209
normies don't
real conversations are for when your le ebin soo high duude
>this whole thread
>not a single corn emoji
Step it up senpai
>>24640209
we talk in person, she just likes to text
>>24632649
>when you spend your entire morning uploading images of a desperate girl from tinder who weighs 120 pounds more than you do thinking you're hot shit
>>24632755
>of coursh
Subtle, very subtle.
>>24640476
That girl is really hot you low test beta faggot
>>24640476
she's not from tinder bruh
>>24640533
just look at that belly
(she uploaded this "progress pic"
>>24640533
Keep on slayin senpai
all these pics were really interesting to read for some reason thanks op
wish i wasnt retarded enough to be able to pull this off
>>24640533
>corn emoji
>her beta's thing
>>24640597
haha yeah all three of my texts there were references to shit he's said, she let me read their texts
>>24640612
kinda just having fun with it now
>>24640551
That shape, muh dick
>>24640551
She's asking for the dick
>>24640551
Christ, I want her to bear my children.
>>24640651
Full retard, nice bro
>>24640651
>this much autismo pouring out
oh the irony
last time we met "just to talk" I ended up on my back with her straddling and kissing me, I didn't fuck tho
>>24640651
if she doesnt know our memes then you just cut your pussy chance down by like 50% unless you can rebound f4m
>>24640734
I don't think she believed that last bit to be sincere m8
>>24640756
What makes you say that? Is it the laughter?
>>24640734
this might be wrapping up...
As a 25 year old virgin, the fact this shit is working is blowing my mind.
>>24640852
Have you tried being at least moderately attractive and/or not having autism?
>>24640895
Tried being what?
why would you not want to date her OP? she's cute and obviously into you
>>24640852
you gotta be qt or at least really comfortable with yourself i would think
>>24640938
Which part you don't understand faggot
>>24632785
This fills me with incalculable rancor
>>24640967
Yer mother.
>>24640967
Captain forehead
>>24640957
she's fucked a lot of dudes my g
>>24641029
the girls who haven't are probably not going to be as hot though, right? i don't see the issue
>>24641081
she's too dumb/fat to be my gf
>>24639481
>ta sat on your face
sounds pretty hot if it was a woman sempai
>>24641187
it was a young woman, but I wish I were making that up
I was 10
So this is how it feels like talking to woman
I don't like it
>>24641463
There's a reason this board doesn't like them.
>>24633198
>you are a bad influence
>cigarettes
jesus are you guys in high school?
>>24641856
she was just calling me "cigarettes" I think
I don't smoke
>>24641463
Yea its a whole bunch of thinking of what to say and shit its really time & energy consuming because 70% of why women want to fuck you is personality yet they all have no personality because we dont care if they're boring if the titties are nice and the waist is slim so its lopsided plus they're all dimb and think using feelonfs before logic so you have to play her feelings like a piano its all one big test and dance that you have to do just for some dick friction and ot gets annoyibg this is why sexbots need to be a thing ASAP
>>24633268
Shes hiding her gut with her arms
Overall shes a 3.5
>>24640551
This aint the same chick or this is shooped
Your description of her as "chubby" coupled with her desperate behavior makes me think she is a whale.
Why even put up with this crap? you are obviously not a robot because a female gives you attention. But damn, why even care?
>>24643725
yeah, like I said she's got 3 inches and 30 lbs on me but she's into it
>>24643774
I'm an android, if you insist on the robots=virgins thing. I'm at least a little special, snowflake.
Op im semi Chad but my text game is weak af
how the fuck do you do this?
tell me about the mindset you having going into this
I send way too long texts and ask questions and have a regular convo
I'd never be able to have a convo like this
>>24643801
I'm not gonna insult you, but I will autistically remind you that you are not a robot.
So, why do you put up with this? It seems rather troublesome to keep chatting with her. If you can, please elaborate how female attention feels like.
bump this shit thread
>>24643854
what sorta personality do you have irl op
>>24643947
>contrary to my history of mental illness and hospitalization, and these texts, I'm not un sociopath ;}
>I actually really appreciate people for who they are, I know I'm lying to this girl a bit and stealing her but I don't think lying to get sex is bad, and it's not like Franco was gonna last
>reserved, thoughtful, but I speak up when I feel like I have something to say
>just as edgy in real life
>can be pushed to impulsivity
>don't start fights, but I'm always excited to fight a Chad who's more focused on social domination than whatever I do (HS wrestler turned boxer)
>don't actually have real friends (inb4 normie) people forget to invite me but don't have a problem with me at parties, sometimes I'm even the life of one
>I truly love to read
>>24643854
well this isn't really much of a conversation, I'm just pestering her into fucking me
it's easy when you've slammed into her cervix like it was a mf like button
